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Offline245willow19

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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: elax420]
    #19361595 - 01/03/14 12:46 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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She joked (?) about marriage but stil that tone of voice sounded serious enough and she wanted more from me.



Ya its not like she can obligate you into marrying her dude... Seems like you are getting far ahead of yourself.

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Brag? I am telling you guys how I kicked this girl to the curb for acting so weird and telling some rapey voiced guy to sing me a poem he wrote...r u telling me that is not weird?




Not really, sounds like you are the weird one in this story man. I get not wanting to have sex with her but kicking a girl out into pouring rain is just mean. You should always be a gentlemen man.

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Also this thread should inspire others not to give in to temptations and have higher standards...



This thread is getting way too self righteous for my tastes. You in your own words molested a girl, but your claiming the high road :confused: and it seems like you are trying to brag about awkwardly hooking up with a girl :lol:


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it doesn't matter how hot the chick is or where she if from, always trust your gut...




Im not disagreeing with this part.



All I’m saying is I’ve been lead on by plenty of girls in my days. Getting lead on sucks, if you have no intentions of doing anything with this girl don’t lead her on. That just seems like a dick move. If you want to be friends with her just make it clear with her, so you don’t hurt her feelings and shit man. Going full circle back to the gentlemen part.


I wasn’t knocking the track suit or living with your mom, btw.  Its just where i live if you want to guarantee not getting laid you combine those two. Girls here just expect you to dress well, be well mannered, and have your own place. You are probably just really young. and I thought you’ve said before that you were Bi on this site i maybe confusing you for someone else though, Gay isn’t really an insult to me anyway man and i didn’t mean it that way  :aweythan:



You seem like an opened-minded chap. Yeah dude I was joking about the molesting part that was added for the laugh...I wasn't molesting her...she came onto me and put my hand on her thighs so I followed up from that. If I molested her, she could call out rape and I certainly wouldn't rape or even molest a girl...not.because.it is wrong but.nobody should have to go.through such a horrible experience that would haunt them for the rest of their life...men r so cruel and disgust me...anyway that is what I believe, some ppl think differently. I made it sound like I was being a douche but I only left her because she knew I wanted to go anf get high in my friend's house. Yes I am young....below 30. Still act young but look very old. Also I am not bisexual...I am just attracted to older women and have standards and often act gay to attract girls...it works, believe me. Every chick wants a gay best friend and I am quite the actor :wink:. You don't have to believe me...I am just putting it out there. I like making sick comments about raping.men in prison and spanking hookers to death with an iron bar


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: 245willow19]
    #19361611 - 01/03/14 12:49 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Oh well your OP just read really weird i was like wuuut


Well just don’t lead the girl on if you don’t like her. It sounds like she likes you and that is really shitty when that happens to you. Karma, my man.


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: elax420]
    #19361629 - 01/03/14 12:53 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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elax420 said:
Oh well your OP just read really weird i was like wuuut


Well just don’t lead the girl on if you don’t like her. It sounds like she likes you and that is really shitty when that happens to you. Karma, my man.



But I pity her :frown:...I would have sex with her but not out of love but kindness and pity. I think she is a virgin. I want her to be deflowered by someone who cares about her not some douchebag. Actually this is wrong and will only cause more problems for both me and her...I don't want to lead her on or anything but I still feel sorry for her...I told her numerous times we are just friends. I like this other girl and always have


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: 245willow19]
    #19361645 - 01/03/14 12:57 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

If you can’t do casual sex then don’t do it man. Your sending her mad mixed signals by telling her that and then grabber her ass btw.


You should probably post this in sex and relationships forum.


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: elax420]
    #19361664 - 01/03/14 01:03 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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elax420 said:
If you can’t do casual sex then don’t do it man. Your sending her mad mixed signals by telling her that and then grabber her ass btw.


You should probably post this in sex and relationships forum.




Fuck!! Okay I will take your advice and stop grabbing her ass. I hope she understands...don't want her to break down before my eyes...jesus. What have I done...ugh...this was a huge mistake...I was horny and stupid :facepalm:.


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: elax420] * 1
    #19361675 - 01/03/14 01:05 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Anyway when we were alone in a room chatting, she tried to smother me with a dirty nappy so I flipped the bitch over and got really horny and srarted dry humping her.




:freshwtf:  :hmm:


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: tripp23]
    #19361682 - 01/03/14 01:08 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I got lost a while ago.

:whatever:


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: tripp23]
    #19361687 - 01/03/14 01:09 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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tripp23 said:
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Anyway when we were alone in a room chatting, she tried to smother me with a dirty nappy so I flipped the bitch over and got really horny and srarted dry humping her.




:freshwtf:  :hmm:



Also curious...


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: theRAPeutic]
    #19361701 - 01/03/14 01:17 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Oh ya what is a dirty nappy?


normally those words precede ho in my lexicon lol


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: elax420]
    #19361703 - 01/03/14 01:18 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

dirty nappy, dirty napkin? one of the wet dirty ones?


hmmm


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: lunarpiscean] * 1
    #19361743 - 01/03/14 01:33 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

DSHSB dude like wtf ur gay.


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: Shins]
    #19361774 - 01/03/14 01:46 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I don't know. With how thirsty Esekon always sounds in his posts I got a hard time believing this.


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #19361780 - 01/03/14 01:47 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

she left on her own accord
he didnt kick her out
:lol:

or was there even a girl?

PICS OR GTFO?


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #19361801 - 01/03/14 01:58 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Bodhi of Ankou said:
I don't know. With how thirsty Esekon always sounds in his posts I got a hard time believing this.



It's rather hard to keep making events up every day...unless you have a very creative mind and a lot of time. No doubt I trolled in the past but who hasn't


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: theRAPeutic]
    #19361911 - 01/03/14 02:38 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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tahp93 said:
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tripp23 said:
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Anyway when we were alone in a room chatting, she tried to smother me with a dirty nappy so I flipped the bitch over and got really horny and srarted dry humping her.




:freshwtf:  :hmm:



Also curious...



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tahp93 said:
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tripp23 said:
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Anyway when we were alone in a room chatting, she tried to smother me with a dirty nappy so I flipped the bitch over and got really horny and srarted dry humping her.




:freshwtf:  :hmm:



Also curious...




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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: 245willow19]
    #19361921 - 01/03/14 02:41 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

OP is handsome as shit:cool:


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: MilkdudTitties]
    #19362000 - 01/03/14 03:22 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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this was my first thought after reading this story:


:underage:





:bigyesnod:


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: mushroom_sandwich] * 2
    #19362526 - 01/03/14 09:11 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Esekon, we know you're gay man. This just made it obvious.



seriously...he only makes threads like this now. they're all about fuckin bitchez or the pursuit of. stop over compensating, man.


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: claraclairvoyant]
    #19362549 - 01/03/14 09:23 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

this thread confuses me


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: Bassfreak] * 1
    #19362585 - 01/03/14 09:40 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

OP when he's middle aged;





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