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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: 245willow19] * 1
    #19361405 - 01/02/14 11:50 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: lunarpiscean]
    #19361409 - 01/02/14 11:51 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: Enjoywho] * 4
    #19361417 - 01/02/14 11:52 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

that's exactly it dude, you can do what ever you want but society follows bullshit standards and people notice that shit. Go to a wedding in a track suit, everyone will be talking about you, and since today most people suck, its probably negative

track suit on! :suckmydickbitches: 


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: tealeaf]
    #19361421 - 01/02/14 11:53 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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That's because I chose not to




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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: tealeaf]
    #19361430 - 01/02/14 11:55 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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tealeaf said:
that's exactly it dude, you can do what ever you want but society follows bullshit standards and people notice that shit. Go to a wedding in a track suit, everyone will be talking about you, and since today most people suck, its probably negative

track suit on! :suckmydickbitches: 




That' exactly how I think. Society is fucked. I just do whatever I want and be as happy as I can...I don't care what ppl think or say...if I want to bone some girl or wear a tracksuit then I will but I can also chose not to as well...I have choices...I like being this way. I only do things if I am in the mood...fuck everything else. All these guys r jealous they didn't grope some bubbly ass on New Year (not trying to rub it in your faces)...why the butthurt shroomites?


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: 245willow19] * 1
    #19361448 - 01/03/14 12:00 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Correct me if I'm mistaken but I think some people on here might actually get laid on a regular basis and groping a bubble ass isn't a big deal to most.........


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: 245willow19] * 1
    #19361452 - 01/03/14 12:01 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I've never heard someone say "bubbly ass" before, it sounds like you're describing someone who just shat themselves while farting.

I don't want to grope no bubbly ass.


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: Into The Woods]
    #19361457 - 01/03/14 12:03 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

whats a bubbly ass?


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: lunarpiscean]
    #19361470 - 01/03/14 12:05 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Correct me if I'm mistaken but I think some people on here might actually get laid on a regular basis and groping a bubble ass isn't a big deal to most.........




If they r married or something but those individuals r few. I bet they don't have the urge to kick out some random chick with a fat ass and perky tits into the freezing pouring rain on a windy day and still fap to Lesbian porn...I regretted not fucking her but ah well...next time. She still wants to go clubbing and hang out again...girls r confusing...I guess chicks do like douches


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: 245willow19]
    #19361475 - 01/03/14 12:07 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

You still haven't told us what "bubbly ass" means.


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: Into The Woods]
    #19361476 - 01/03/14 12:07 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Oh, nevermind, I caught your ninja edit.


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: Into The Woods]
    #19361481 - 01/03/14 12:08 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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I've never heard someone say "bubbly ass" before, it sounds like you're describing someone who just shat themselves while farting.

I don't want to grope no bubbly ass.



In my book it means fat juicy ghetto-like ass...sorry for the confusion

I laughed at your comment :lolsy:


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: 245willow19] * 2
    #19361496 - 01/03/14 12:13 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Actually it sounds like he has standards. Something everyone here obviously doesn't have. Oh RANDOM girl in bed and he didn't fuck so must be gay.... that's probably the stupidest thing I've heard today. He got weirded out and saw how bad it could possibly be and took the high road. IMO ur better than every other person here OP for having standards. Ur vibes said she's a weirdo. Trust ur gut




What are you so butthurt about?

He obviously liked her enough to bring her home to meet his mom :lol: Why he would think she automatically would want to marry him seems weird to me but whatevs.
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But you didn't get laid?



That's because I chose not to...I ain't the one kicked out into the  pouring rain looking for a damn bus and still dreaming of hooking up and getting married to some random guy who blue-balled himself immediately after she left :shrug: girls love guys clad in tracksuits. She knew I smelled of smoke and sweat but still was willing to get fucked by me even though I am crazy...when u r handsome...nothing matters.





duuude, come on now...

Are you trying to brag about turning down some ass?  Congratulations, you almost fucked a girl :loldongs:


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: 245willow19]
    #19361513 - 01/03/14 12:16 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Esekon Kelly said:
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Into The Woods said:
I've never heard someone say "bubbly ass" before, it sounds like you're describing someone who just shat themselves while farting.

I don't want to grope no bubbly ass.



In my book it means fat juicy ghetto-like ass...sorry for the confusion

I laughed at your comment :lolsy:



I thought everybody knew bubbly ass obviously referred to bubble butt... they must be into stick thin girls


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: elax420]
    #19361514 - 01/03/14 12:16 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

dshsb


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: elax420]
    #19361526 - 01/03/14 12:22 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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elax420 said:
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Mad Season said:
Actually it sounds like he has standards. Something everyone here obviously doesn't have. Oh RANDOM girl in bed and he didn't fuck so must be gay.... that's probably the stupidest thing I've heard today. He got weirded out and saw how bad it could possibly be and took the high road. IMO ur better than every other person here OP for having standards. Ur vibes said she's a weirdo. Trust ur gut




What are you so butthurt about?

He obviously liked her enough to bring her home to meet his mom :lol: Why he would think she automatically would want to marry him seems weird to me but whatevs.
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Esekon Kelly said:
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Enjoywho said:
But you didn't get laid?



That's because I chose not to...I ain't the one kicked out into the  pouring rain looking for a damn bus and still dreaming of hooking up and getting married to some random guy who blue-balled himself immediately after she left :shrug: girls love guys clad in tracksuits. She knew I smelled of smoke and sweat but still was willing to get fucked by me even though I am crazy...when u r handsome...nothing matters.





duuude, come on now...

Are you trying to brag about turning down some ass?  Congratulations, you almost fucked a girl :loldongs:


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She joked (?) about marriage but stil that tone of voice sounded serious enough and she wanted more from me. Brag? I am telling you guys how I kicked this girl to the curb for acting so weird and telling some rapey voiced guy to sing me a poem he wrote...r u telling me that is not weird? Also this thread should inspire others not to give in to temptations and have higher standards...no bragging here unless u call joking about and explaining shit as bragging...it doesn't matter how hot the chick is or where she if from, always trust your gut...a bad idea is a bad idea no matter how much you sugar coat it :shrug:. Don't be embarassed or shamed of turning down a girl..it isn't your fault...ppl will call you gay or whatever but remember you.made the right choice


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: 245willow19] * 1
    #19361540 - 01/03/14 12:25 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

ur drunk in bed with a girl.  anything other then banging her or close to it is weirder.  gotta put da moves on mayne


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: 245willow19]
    #19361550 - 01/03/14 12:26 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

did U say you're arab?


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: thelanzii]
    #19361576 - 01/03/14 12:36 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Nemmies said:
ur drunk in bed with a girl.  anything other then banging her or close to it is weirder.  gotta put da moves on mayne



I am starting to think most of you guys didn't read tis thread properly. I wasn't drunk nor do I drink...nor allowed. What? What is weird about anything other than banging a girl in your bed? Do you prefer fucking in a bush you dirty animal...jk. I was talking with her for hours and hours and watching a movie...what is the problem...I was being nice and she was cuddling.up with me and spooning


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: 245willow19]
    #19361580 - 01/03/14 12:38 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)


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She joked (?) about marriage but stil that tone of voice sounded serious enough and she wanted more from me.



Ya its not like she can obligate you into marrying her dude... Seems like you are getting far ahead of yourself.

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Brag? I am telling you guys how I kicked this girl to the curb for acting so weird and telling some rapey voiced guy to sing me a poem he wrote...r u telling me that is not weird?




Not really, sounds like you are the weird one in this story man. I get not wanting to have sex with her but kicking a girl out into pouring rain is just mean. You should always be a gentlemen man.

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Also this thread should inspire others not to give in to temptations and have higher standards...



This thread is getting way too self righteous for my tastes. You in your own words molested a girl, but your claiming the high road :confused: and it seems like you are trying to brag about awkwardly hooking up with a girl :lol:


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it doesn't matter how hot the chick is or where she if from, always trust your gut...




Im not disagreeing with this part.



All I’m saying is I’ve been lead on by plenty of girls in my days. Getting lead on sucks, if you have no intentions of doing anything with this girl don’t lead her on. That just seems like a dick move. If you want to be friends with her just make it clear with her, so you don’t hurt her feelings and shit man. Going full circle back to the gentlemen part.


I wasn’t knocking the track suit or living with your mom, btw.  Its just where i live if you want to guarantee not getting laid you combine those two. Girls here just expect you to dress well, be well mannered, and have your own place. You are probably just really young. and I thought you’ve said before that you were Bi on this site i maybe confusing you for someone else though, Gay isn’t really an insult to me anyway man and i didn’t mean it that way  :aweythan:


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