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Offline245willow19

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Chick turned me off Big Time
    #19360929 - 01/02/14 09:51 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)


I Was at this New Years party because this girl was there. She was very nice and cool. Anyway when we were alone in a room chatting, she tried to smother me with a dirty nappy so I flipped the bitch over and got really horny and srarted dry humping her. She saw my raging boner bulgying out off my tracksuit and mentioned it. I was embarassed though and kept tickling her and dry humping her for at least an hour. Then she taught me how to work snapchat which was cool and I added her on Skpye.

Skipping ahead my mom invited her alone to my house since my dad wasn't home and my mom usually gets very lonely. I went upstairs to go asleep while the two of them got drunk. Then three hours later, she comes upstairs to my room and I told her to cuddle with me in bed because it is really really cold in my room. I used the Ipad so we could watch Inception and pass the time; the reason she came upstairs is because she spilled wine on the carpet and felt embarassed and my mom was drunk. For the entire movie I was horny, hadn't fapped in three days and I was a raging bull.

:feelsgoodman:

I kept feeling her up...basically molesting her, she knew she wanted it and then she got a phone call and chatted with her friend. She is much older than me. During that moment I was groping her legs and bubbly ass, I kept moving her ass closer to my groin so my shlong could feel it and I resumed dry humping her. Anyway her friend wanted to chat with me and sang a weird ass poem about strapping a condom...I was freaked out...wtf some guy telling me to strap a wrapper...I stopped dry humping this bitch cause I was weirded out and told her she needs to leave so I walked her aunt's house in the pouring rain and left half-way and told her "good luck catching the bus". I had asked her to suck my shlong beforehand but she said she didn't like oral sex...bitch wasn't worth it...I jacked off that night without thinking about her and went to bed.

:feelsweirdman:
:feelsbadman:

Fuck...I should have picked the other option and get high with my friends instead...I don't regret humping her though...fuck it...but she seriously weirded me out with that guttural voiced guy singing me a poem he wrote...wtf...killed my boner.

How was your New Year? Did I fuck up? The girl was crazy and now she won't stop messaging me and put up a pic of us looking her like couple with me pouting lips at her. Now it is her facebook pic....fuck...shitttt. I am still friends with her but only see her as a friend. I want her to kbow that. I was polite and kind to her. She speaks fluent Arabic too...She even mentioned having kids...I was so weirded out...I am not an asshole though...I took great care of her and kept her company when everyone else was busy or too awkward to chat with her. I might go clubbing with her...she is really cool and has got a thick accent


Edited by 245willow19 (01/02/14 10:24 PM)


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: 245willow19] * 11
    #19361107 - 01/02/14 10:33 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

You had a girl in your bed, drunk, wanting to stay over. her friend tells you to wear a condom. She sounds pretty dtf. and you choose to kick her out?

Either there is something missing here, or you are the biggest :elmo: ever.


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: EdibleStereos]
    #19361123 - 01/02/14 10:36 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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EdibleStereos said:
You had a girl in your bed, drunk, wanting to stay over. her friend tells you to wear a condom. She sounds pretty dtf. and you choose to kick her out?

Either there is something missing here, or you are the biggest :elmo: ever.



I know her brother, he was at the party and he would full on kill me as well as my mom. He would know if I did fuck her. He hates arabs. I could have banged her but all that talk of condoms and kids turned me off big time plus my mom was downstairs and my brothers were wandering the house and my room has no lock :shrug: that's how I am. She is fuckable...I hadn't slept for two days that day so my thinking was impaired


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: EdibleStereos] * 1
    #19361135 - 01/02/14 10:39 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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EdibleStereos said:
You had a girl in your bed, drunk, wanting to stay over. her friend tells you to wear a condom. She sounds pretty dtf. and you choose to kick her out?

Either there is something missing here, or you are the biggest :elmo: ever.




Use a condom. No kids. Seems like pretty solid advice. :derp: move on your part.


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: Enjoywho]
    #19361154 - 01/02/14 10:43 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Enjoywho said:
Quote:

EdibleStereos said:
You had a girl in your bed, drunk, wanting to stay over. her friend tells you to wear a condom. She sounds pretty dtf. and you choose to kick her out?

Either there is something missing here, or you are the biggest :elmo: ever.




Use a condom. No kids. Seems like pretty solid advice. :derp: move on your part.



I was talking about marriage and kids...her country has arranged marriages....she came her when she was 10. I don't want to hurt her or marry her...I wanted to munch and then get the fuck outta there before she starts asking for an engagement ring and a car...foreign girls r weird. Plus she broke up with her boyfriend and started telling me about it


Edited by 245willow19 (01/02/14 10:50 PM)


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: 245willow19]
    #19361270 - 01/02/14 11:13 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I probably sound like an asshole for basically kicking her out...if her friend did not sing that poem...the outcome would have been somewhat different


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: 245willow19] * 3
    #19361279 - 01/02/14 11:15 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

this was my first thought after reading this story:


:underage:


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: MilkdudTitties]
    #19361288 - 01/02/14 11:18 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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MilkdudTitties said:
this was my first thought after reading this story:


:underage:




Why? I was very tired...but that rapey voiced guy scared the shit out of me...not fucking a girl if she needs friends to tell me to strap it. I always strap it...I hate when ppl tell me things I already know...ugh


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: MilkdudTitties] * 10
    #19361290 - 01/02/14 11:19 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Esekon, we know you're gay man. This just made it obvious.


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: 245willow19] * 2
    #19361293 - 01/02/14 11:19 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Really, you told her to get out and blue-balled yourself because of her friend? Should have closed the phone and kept going.. :facepalm:


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: 245willow19] * 10
    #19361307 - 01/02/14 11:22 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Dude you were wearing a tracksuit, you live with your mom, and this girl still wants to fuck you??? lol wut do you look like Brad Pitt or something?



You easily could of fucked her (still can) and got spooked by a benign comment and kicked her out into the pouring rain, and she still likes you :lolwut: again. duuuude.


I don’t mean to come across as offensive, but it sounds like you are gay :shrug:


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: elax420] * 8
    #19361309 - 01/02/14 11:23 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Track suit :rofl:


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: elax420] * 3
    #19361332 - 01/02/14 11:31 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Actually it sounds like he has standards. Something everyone here obviously doesn't have. Oh RANDOM girl in bed and he didn't fuck so must be gay.... that's probably the stupidest thing I've heard today. He got weirded out and saw how bad it could possibly be and took the high road. IMO ur better than every other person here OP for having standards. Ur vibes said she's a weirdo. Trust ur gut


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: elax420]
    #19361338 - 01/02/14 11:33 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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elax420 said:
Dude you were wearing a tracksuit, you live with your mom, and this girl still wants to fuck you??? lol wut do you look like Brad Pitt or something?



You easily could of fucked her (still can) and got spooked by a benign comment and kicked her out into the pouring rain, and she still likes you :lolwut: again. duuuude.


I don’t mean to come across as offensive, but it sounds like you are gay :shrug:



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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: Mad Season]
    #19361339 - 01/02/14 11:33 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

OP got weirded out? He even said he was molesting her..


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: elax420]
    #19361343 - 01/02/14 11:34 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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tahp93 said:
Really, you told her to get out and blue-balled yourself because of her friend? Should have closed the phone and kept going.. :facepalm:



I should of...ah well...next time though :wink:

Quote:

elax420 said:
Dude you were wearing a tracksuit, you live with your mom, and this girl still wants to fuck you??? lol wut do you look like Brad Pitt or something?



You easily could of fucked her (still can) and got spooked by a benign comment and kicked her out into the pouring rain, and she still likes you :lolwut: again. duuuude.


I don’t mean to come across as offensive, but it sounds like you are gay :shrug:




I am very handsome and courteous. There is always next time. Also she was born in North Africa so it's okay. Nobody will believe her because I  am much younger and have high standards...ppl would be surprised. What I did was very gay though :facepalm: but another opportunity shall arise once again as always.


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: Mad Season] * 1
    #19361344 - 01/02/14 11:34 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

that story made me laugh big time!

i would rather have dry humped a chick for an hour instead of going to this rave for an hour in the warehouse district. every weirdo in the city was there, no boner


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: tealeaf]
    #19361355 - 01/02/14 11:39 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Why is everyone weirded out by me wearing a tracksuit. I once wore a tracksuit to an important dinner...I don't give a fuck...my appearance shouldn't mean anything...next time I will dress up as a bum and still get laid


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: 245willow19] * 2
    #19361357 - 01/02/14 11:40 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

But you didn't get laid?


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"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: Enjoywho]
    #19361379 - 01/02/14 11:46 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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But you didn't get laid?



That's because I chose not to...I ain't the one kicked out into the  pouring rain looking for a damn bus and still dreaming of hooking up and getting married to some random guy who blue-balled himself immediately after she left :shrug: girls love guys clad in tracksuits. She knew I smelled of smoke and sweat but still was willing to get fucked by me even though I am crazy...when u r handsome...nothing matters.


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