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Re: HEALTH INSPECTOR [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #19523985 - 02/05/14 07:24 AM (9 years, 11 months ago)

:goodmorning: :popcorn:

:goodluck: with :courtjudge: . . . :peace:


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Re: HEALTH INSPECTOR [Re: vinsue]
    #19524001 - 02/05/14 07:30 AM (9 years, 11 months ago)

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Re: HEALTH INSPECTOR [Re: spore baby]
    #19524009 - 02/05/14 07:35 AM (9 years, 11 months ago)

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spore baby said:
Every body know cook and chefs taste (not eat)
in their kitchens. You see it on TV every day.

Imagine if the Inspector was Gordon Ramsay from hell's Kitchen?




That limey pussy would have had gotten a beatdown from 99% of the guys I have worked with. :lolsy: Oh and BTW if you don't know not to fuck with the cooks your real real dumb. cooks/chefs have a general bad disposition.


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Re: HEALTH INSPECTOR [Re: vinsue]
    #19524071 - 02/05/14 07:59 AM (9 years, 11 months ago)

I talked to a lawyer who comes into one of the restaurants I work, he does not do criminal law but suggested I take a jury trial instead of a bench one. :shrug:


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Re: HEALTH INSPECTOR [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #19524122 - 02/05/14 08:19 AM (9 years, 11 months ago)

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tyrannicalrex said:
I talked to a lawyer who comes into one of the restaurants I work, he does not do criminal law but suggested I take a jury trial instead of a bench one. :shrug:



yeah deff jury trial....have better chance that the jury will be on your side than a single judge...:justdontknow:


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Re: HEALTH INSPECTOR [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #19565498 - 02/14/14 09:43 AM (9 years, 11 months ago)

Yesterday I go in to work, my KM is eating a steak in the office, he says "I would give you a bite but you might get arrested" ha ha very funny MF! Then I say "I have a fucking jury trial for that ticket!" and the guy that gave me the ticket is all of a sudden right behind me and says "I love jury trials!" WTF!!! This guy is a fucker! My manager just looked at me and freaked!

I the proceeded to tell the guy how ludicrous this is, that he should not show up so it will get thrown out, and how much of an inconvenience this caused me especially since I am studying for a state boards test for nursing right now. He then bragged about how he "just wrote 22 more tickets today". FUCKER!

He did tell me that off the record I could call and ask for deferred adjudication. He also said that he would not proceed with a trial and call it off, BUT only if they verbally ask him to do so! This guy is a real fuck. I am very curious as to why he is such a fucker about this. I am wasting too much energy on this and at a time when I need to focus on something else. *SIGH*

At the end of the night my KM was like WTF? I had no idea he was standing there! I said I know! What a freak! Court date is on Feb 26th, 4 days after my B-day.


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Re: HEALTH INSPECTOR [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #19565520 - 02/14/14 09:47 AM (9 years, 11 months ago)

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tyrannicalrex said:
This guy is a real fuck. I am very curious as to why he is such a fucker about this. I am wasting too much energy on this and at a time when I need to focus on something else. *SIGH*

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Probably because its his job, and he believes in public health regulations.


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...most subjects find the experience valuable, some find it frightening, and many say that is it uniquely lovely.

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Re: HEALTH INSPECTOR [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #19565529 - 02/14/14 09:49 AM (9 years, 11 months ago)

Poke him in the eye or something.  This guy was definitely the kid that got stuffed in his locker and or trash cans. 
What a lame ass-hat.
And dude didn't see the guy eating, plus he wasn't eating in the prep area if I'm not mistaken. OP back me up on this.


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Re: HEALTH INSPECTOR [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #19565576 - 02/14/14 09:58 AM (9 years, 11 months ago)

Maybe the Inspector is just a huge fan of trails and paper work

This thread  :lolsy:


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Re: HEALTH INSPECTOR [Re: badchad]
    #19565592 - 02/14/14 10:01 AM (9 years, 11 months ago)

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badchad said:
Quote:

tyrannicalrex said:
This guy is a real fuck. I am very curious as to why he is such a fucker about this. I am wasting too much energy on this and at a time when I need to focus on something else. *SIGH*

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Probably because its his job, and he believes in public health regulations.



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Re: HEALTH INSPECTOR [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #19565762 - 02/14/14 10:38 AM (9 years, 11 months ago)

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Edited by spore baby (12/20/14 12:50 AM)


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Re: HEALTH INSPECTOR [Re: spore baby]
    #19565957 - 02/14/14 11:38 AM (9 years, 11 months ago)

I know the rules/law. I was not eating what I had in my hands. I have 30 years in the biz and have NEVER seen or heard of this happening. He must generate a lot of money for the city and I hope this does not make a difference in the outcome. It boils down to me asking him point blank in a court of law if he actually saw me eating/take a bit of what I had in hand. I did not, and he knows I did not. If he lies I don't know what will happen! If he is as by the book and honest as he seems to be, he will not lie (if it comes to a court trial). :confused::sad::mad2: What a waste of everyone's time, energy, and money. Aint nobody got no time for that! (apparently he does though)


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Re: HEALTH INSPECTOR [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #19565975 - 02/14/14 11:42 AM (9 years, 11 months ago)

My offer still stands...


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Re: HEALTH INSPECTOR [Re: ManianFH]
    #19565979 - 02/14/14 11:43 AM (9 years, 11 months ago)

Also, I lol'd at that surprise visit. How the fuck did your manager not know an inspector was wandering around in the office??? Shady... Unless I just don't understand the layout of your restaurant


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Re: HEALTH INSPECTOR [Re: ManianFH]
    #19565997 - 02/14/14 11:47 AM (9 years, 11 months ago)

The office is a small space shared by the togo area. He was standing on the other side of the counter and our backs were to him.

@Mick, give me until after the trial, then i'll see what is appropriate. I do not want any bad karma for me. :grin:


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Re: HEALTH INSPECTOR [Re: ManianFH]
    #19566005 - 02/14/14 11:48 AM (9 years, 11 months ago)

Well, hopefully the jury will believe your story of "I was just standing in the kitchen with a bowl of soup and a spoon and holding it because I wasn't eating it."


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Smith, P.  Bull. Menninger Clinic (1959) 23:20-27; p. 27.

...most subjects find the experience valuable, some find it frightening, and many say that is it uniquely lovely.

Osmond, H.  Annals, NY Acad Science (1957) 66:418-434; p.436


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Re: HEALTH INSPECTOR [Re: badchad]
    #19566086 - 02/14/14 12:06 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

I did not have a bowl, it was a small 2oz ramekin. I was not in the kitchen food prep/counter area, I was not eating it. I check the quality of the soups for the guests all the time. I also bring them samples in those little ramekins. This really is a freak show! It comes down to me asking him point blank if he actually saw me put a spoonful of the item in my hand into my  mouth. He did not because I did not. Intent is not on trial here. It is the truth that is on trial. The ticket states "eating in the kitchen". I was not doing either.


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Re: HEALTH INSPECTOR [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #19566193 - 02/14/14 12:38 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

Get some of your bear friends to sexually assault him or something. Make it clear that this is your territory.



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Re: HEALTH INSPECTOR [Re: The Vapor]
    #19566509 - 02/14/14 02:06 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

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Re: HEALTH INSPECTOR [Re: Absolem0918]
    #19566678 - 02/14/14 02:47 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

dude that is completely fucked. hopefully the jury realizes what a bitch he is when you explain the situation and let you off, best luck man


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