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Offline245willow19

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Chick turned me off Big Time
    #19360929 - 01/02/14 09:51 PM (10 years, 28 days ago)


I Was at this New Years party because this girl was there. She was very nice and cool. Anyway when we were alone in a room chatting, she tried to smother me with a dirty nappy so I flipped the bitch over and got really horny and srarted dry humping her. She saw my raging boner bulgying out off my tracksuit and mentioned it. I was embarassed though and kept tickling her and dry humping her for at least an hour. Then she taught me how to work snapchat which was cool and I added her on Skpye.

Skipping ahead my mom invited her alone to my house since my dad wasn't home and my mom usually gets very lonely. I went upstairs to go asleep while the two of them got drunk. Then three hours later, she comes upstairs to my room and I told her to cuddle with me in bed because it is really really cold in my room. I used the Ipad so we could watch Inception and pass the time; the reason she came upstairs is because she spilled wine on the carpet and felt embarassed and my mom was drunk. For the entire movie I was horny, hadn't fapped in three days and I was a raging bull.

:feelsgoodman:

I kept feeling her up...basically molesting her, she knew she wanted it and then she got a phone call and chatted with her friend. She is much older than me. During that moment I was groping her legs and bubbly ass, I kept moving her ass closer to my groin so my shlong could feel it and I resumed dry humping her. Anyway her friend wanted to chat with me and sang a weird ass poem about strapping a condom...I was freaked out...wtf some guy telling me to strap a wrapper...I stopped dry humping this bitch cause I was weirded out and told her she needs to leave so I walked her aunt's house in the pouring rain and left half-way and told her "good luck catching the bus". I had asked her to suck my shlong beforehand but she said she didn't like oral sex...bitch wasn't worth it...I jacked off that night without thinking about her and went to bed.

:feelsweirdman:
:feelsbadman:

Fuck...I should have picked the other option and get high with my friends instead...I don't regret humping her though...fuck it...but she seriously weirded me out with that guttural voiced guy singing me a poem he wrote...wtf...killed my boner.

How was your New Year? Did I fuck up? The girl was crazy and now she won't stop messaging me and put up a pic of us looking her like couple with me pouting lips at her. Now it is her facebook pic....fuck...shitttt. I am still friends with her but only see her as a friend. I want her to kbow that. I was polite and kind to her. She speaks fluent Arabic too...She even mentioned having kids...I was so weirded out...I am not an asshole though...I took great care of her and kept her company when everyone else was busy or too awkward to chat with her. I might go clubbing with her...she is really cool and has got a thick accent


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: 245willow19] * 11
    #19361107 - 01/02/14 10:33 PM (10 years, 28 days ago)

You had a girl in your bed, drunk, wanting to stay over. her friend tells you to wear a condom. She sounds pretty dtf. and you choose to kick her out?

Either there is something missing here, or you are the biggest :elmo: ever.


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: EdibleStereos]
    #19361123 - 01/02/14 10:36 PM (10 years, 28 days ago)

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You had a girl in your bed, drunk, wanting to stay over. her friend tells you to wear a condom. She sounds pretty dtf. and you choose to kick her out?

Either there is something missing here, or you are the biggest :elmo: ever.



I know her brother, he was at the party and he would full on kill me as well as my mom. He would know if I did fuck her. He hates arabs. I could have banged her but all that talk of condoms and kids turned me off big time plus my mom was downstairs and my brothers were wandering the house and my room has no lock :shrug: that's how I am. She is fuckable...I hadn't slept for two days that day so my thinking was impaired


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: EdibleStereos] * 1
    #19361135 - 01/02/14 10:39 PM (10 years, 28 days ago)

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EdibleStereos said:
You had a girl in your bed, drunk, wanting to stay over. her friend tells you to wear a condom. She sounds pretty dtf. and you choose to kick her out?

Either there is something missing here, or you are the biggest :elmo: ever.




Use a condom. No kids. Seems like pretty solid advice. :derp: move on your part.


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: Enjoywho]
    #19361154 - 01/02/14 10:43 PM (10 years, 28 days ago)

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Enjoywho said:
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EdibleStereos said:
You had a girl in your bed, drunk, wanting to stay over. her friend tells you to wear a condom. She sounds pretty dtf. and you choose to kick her out?

Either there is something missing here, or you are the biggest :elmo: ever.




Use a condom. No kids. Seems like pretty solid advice. :derp: move on your part.



I was talking about marriage and kids...her country has arranged marriages....she came her when she was 10. I don't want to hurt her or marry her...I wanted to munch and then get the fuck outta there before she starts asking for an engagement ring and a car...foreign girls r weird. Plus she broke up with her boyfriend and started telling me about it


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: 245willow19]
    #19361270 - 01/02/14 11:13 PM (10 years, 28 days ago)

I probably sound like an asshole for basically kicking her out...if her friend did not sing that poem...the outcome would have been somewhat different


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: 245willow19] * 3
    #19361279 - 01/02/14 11:15 PM (10 years, 28 days ago)

this was my first thought after reading this story:


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: MilkdudTitties]
    #19361288 - 01/02/14 11:18 PM (10 years, 28 days ago)

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this was my first thought after reading this story:


:underage:




Why? I was very tired...but that rapey voiced guy scared the shit out of me...not fucking a girl if she needs friends to tell me to strap it. I always strap it...I hate when ppl tell me things I already know...ugh


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: MilkdudTitties] * 10
    #19361290 - 01/02/14 11:19 PM (10 years, 28 days ago)

Esekon, we know you're gay man. This just made it obvious.


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: 245willow19] * 2
    #19361293 - 01/02/14 11:19 PM (10 years, 28 days ago)

Really, you told her to get out and blue-balled yourself because of her friend? Should have closed the phone and kept going.. :facepalm:


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: 245willow19] * 10
    #19361307 - 01/02/14 11:22 PM (10 years, 28 days ago)

Dude you were wearing a tracksuit, you live with your mom, and this girl still wants to fuck you??? lol wut do you look like Brad Pitt or something?



You easily could of fucked her (still can) and got spooked by a benign comment and kicked her out into the pouring rain, and she still likes you :lolwut: again. duuuude.


I don’t mean to come across as offensive, but it sounds like you are gay :shrug:


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: elax420] * 8
    #19361309 - 01/02/14 11:23 PM (10 years, 28 days ago)

Track suit :rofl:


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: elax420] * 3
    #19361332 - 01/02/14 11:31 PM (10 years, 28 days ago)

Actually it sounds like he has standards. Something everyone here obviously doesn't have. Oh RANDOM girl in bed and he didn't fuck so must be gay.... that's probably the stupidest thing I've heard today. He got weirded out and saw how bad it could possibly be and took the high road. IMO ur better than every other person here OP for having standards. Ur vibes said she's a weirdo. Trust ur gut


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: elax420]
    #19361338 - 01/02/14 11:33 PM (10 years, 28 days ago)

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Dude you were wearing a tracksuit, you live with your mom, and this girl still wants to fuck you??? lol wut do you look like Brad Pitt or something?



You easily could of fucked her (still can) and got spooked by a benign comment and kicked her out into the pouring rain, and she still likes you :lolwut: again. duuuude.


I don’t mean to come across as offensive, but it sounds like you are gay :shrug:



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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: Mad Season]
    #19361339 - 01/02/14 11:33 PM (10 years, 28 days ago)

OP got weirded out? He even said he was molesting her..


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: elax420]
    #19361343 - 01/02/14 11:34 PM (10 years, 28 days ago)

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tahp93 said:
Really, you told her to get out and blue-balled yourself because of her friend? Should have closed the phone and kept going.. :facepalm:



I should of...ah well...next time though :wink:

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Dude you were wearing a tracksuit, you live with your mom, and this girl still wants to fuck you??? lol wut do you look like Brad Pitt or something?



You easily could of fucked her (still can) and got spooked by a benign comment and kicked her out into the pouring rain, and she still likes you :lolwut: again. duuuude.


I don’t mean to come across as offensive, but it sounds like you are gay :shrug:




I am very handsome and courteous. There is always next time. Also she was born in North Africa so it's okay. Nobody will believe her because I  am much younger and have high standards...ppl would be surprised. What I did was very gay though :facepalm: but another opportunity shall arise once again as always.


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: Mad Season] * 1
    #19361344 - 01/02/14 11:34 PM (10 years, 28 days ago)

that story made me laugh big time!

i would rather have dry humped a chick for an hour instead of going to this rave for an hour in the warehouse district. every weirdo in the city was there, no boner


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: tealeaf]
    #19361355 - 01/02/14 11:39 PM (10 years, 28 days ago)

Why is everyone weirded out by me wearing a tracksuit. I once wore a tracksuit to an important dinner...I don't give a fuck...my appearance shouldn't mean anything...next time I will dress up as a bum and still get laid


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: 245willow19] * 2
    #19361357 - 01/02/14 11:40 PM (10 years, 28 days ago)

But you didn't get laid?


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: Enjoywho]
    #19361379 - 01/02/14 11:46 PM (10 years, 28 days ago)

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But you didn't get laid?



That's because I chose not to...I ain't the one kicked out into the  pouring rain looking for a damn bus and still dreaming of hooking up and getting married to some random guy who blue-balled himself immediately after she left :shrug: girls love guys clad in tracksuits. She knew I smelled of smoke and sweat but still was willing to get fucked by me even though I am crazy...when u r handsome...nothing matters.


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: 245willow19] * 1
    #19361405 - 01/02/14 11:50 PM (10 years, 28 days ago)

:derp:


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: lunarpiscean]
    #19361409 - 01/02/14 11:51 PM (10 years, 28 days ago)

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:derp:




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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: Enjoywho] * 4
    #19361417 - 01/02/14 11:52 PM (10 years, 28 days ago)

that's exactly it dude, you can do what ever you want but society follows bullshit standards and people notice that shit. Go to a wedding in a track suit, everyone will be talking about you, and since today most people suck, its probably negative

track suit on! :suckmydickbitches: 


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: tealeaf]
    #19361421 - 01/02/14 11:53 PM (10 years, 28 days ago)

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That's because I chose not to




goodnight, im done here:spun:


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: tealeaf]
    #19361430 - 01/02/14 11:55 PM (10 years, 28 days ago)

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tealeaf said:
that's exactly it dude, you can do what ever you want but society follows bullshit standards and people notice that shit. Go to a wedding in a track suit, everyone will be talking about you, and since today most people suck, its probably negative

track suit on! :suckmydickbitches: 




That' exactly how I think. Society is fucked. I just do whatever I want and be as happy as I can...I don't care what ppl think or say...if I want to bone some girl or wear a tracksuit then I will but I can also chose not to as well...I have choices...I like being this way. I only do things if I am in the mood...fuck everything else. All these guys r jealous they didn't grope some bubbly ass on New Year (not trying to rub it in your faces)...why the butthurt shroomites?


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: 245willow19] * 1
    #19361448 - 01/03/14 12:00 AM (10 years, 28 days ago)

Correct me if I'm mistaken but I think some people on here might actually get laid on a regular basis and groping a bubble ass isn't a big deal to most.........


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: 245willow19] * 1
    #19361452 - 01/03/14 12:01 AM (10 years, 28 days ago)

I've never heard someone say "bubbly ass" before, it sounds like you're describing someone who just shat themselves while farting.

I don't want to grope no bubbly ass.


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: Into The Woods]
    #19361457 - 01/03/14 12:03 AM (10 years, 28 days ago)

whats a bubbly ass?


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: lunarpiscean]
    #19361470 - 01/03/14 12:05 AM (10 years, 28 days ago)

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Correct me if I'm mistaken but I think some people on here might actually get laid on a regular basis and groping a bubble ass isn't a big deal to most.........




If they r married or something but those individuals r few. I bet they don't have the urge to kick out some random chick with a fat ass and perky tits into the freezing pouring rain on a windy day and still fap to Lesbian porn...I regretted not fucking her but ah well...next time. She still wants to go clubbing and hang out again...girls r confusing...I guess chicks do like douches


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: 245willow19]
    #19361475 - 01/03/14 12:07 AM (10 years, 28 days ago)

You still haven't told us what "bubbly ass" means.


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: Into The Woods]
    #19361476 - 01/03/14 12:07 AM (10 years, 28 days ago)

Oh, nevermind, I caught your ninja edit.


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: Into The Woods]
    #19361481 - 01/03/14 12:08 AM (10 years, 28 days ago)

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I've never heard someone say "bubbly ass" before, it sounds like you're describing someone who just shat themselves while farting.

I don't want to grope no bubbly ass.



In my book it means fat juicy ghetto-like ass...sorry for the confusion

I laughed at your comment :lolsy:


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    #19361496 - 01/03/14 12:13 AM (10 years, 28 days ago)

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Actually it sounds like he has standards. Something everyone here obviously doesn't have. Oh RANDOM girl in bed and he didn't fuck so must be gay.... that's probably the stupidest thing I've heard today. He got weirded out and saw how bad it could possibly be and took the high road. IMO ur better than every other person here OP for having standards. Ur vibes said she's a weirdo. Trust ur gut




What are you so butthurt about?

He obviously liked her enough to bring her home to meet his mom :lol: Why he would think she automatically would want to marry him seems weird to me but whatevs.
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But you didn't get laid?



That's because I chose not to...I ain't the one kicked out into the  pouring rain looking for a damn bus and still dreaming of hooking up and getting married to some random guy who blue-balled himself immediately after she left :shrug: girls love guys clad in tracksuits. She knew I smelled of smoke and sweat but still was willing to get fucked by me even though I am crazy...when u r handsome...nothing matters.





duuude, come on now...

Are you trying to brag about turning down some ass?  Congratulations, you almost fucked a girl :loldongs:


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: 245willow19]
    #19361513 - 01/03/14 12:16 AM (10 years, 28 days ago)

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I've never heard someone say "bubbly ass" before, it sounds like you're describing someone who just shat themselves while farting.

I don't want to grope no bubbly ass.



In my book it means fat juicy ghetto-like ass...sorry for the confusion

I laughed at your comment :lolsy:



I thought everybody knew bubbly ass obviously referred to bubble butt... they must be into stick thin girls


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: elax420]
    #19361514 - 01/03/14 12:16 AM (10 years, 28 days ago)

dshsb


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: elax420]
    #19361526 - 01/03/14 12:22 AM (10 years, 28 days ago)

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Actually it sounds like he has standards. Something everyone here obviously doesn't have. Oh RANDOM girl in bed and he didn't fuck so must be gay.... that's probably the stupidest thing I've heard today. He got weirded out and saw how bad it could possibly be and took the high road. IMO ur better than every other person here OP for having standards. Ur vibes said she's a weirdo. Trust ur gut




What are you so butthurt about?

He obviously liked her enough to bring her home to meet his mom :lol: Why he would think she automatically would want to marry him seems weird to me but whatevs.
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But you didn't get laid?



That's because I chose not to...I ain't the one kicked out into the  pouring rain looking for a damn bus and still dreaming of hooking up and getting married to some random guy who blue-balled himself immediately after she left :shrug: girls love guys clad in tracksuits. She knew I smelled of smoke and sweat but still was willing to get fucked by me even though I am crazy...when u r handsome...nothing matters.





duuude, come on now...

Are you trying to brag about turning down some ass?  Congratulations, you almost fucked a girl :loldongs:


:underage:




She joked (?) about marriage but stil that tone of voice sounded serious enough and she wanted more from me. Brag? I am telling you guys how I kicked this girl to the curb for acting so weird and telling some rapey voiced guy to sing me a poem he wrote...r u telling me that is not weird? Also this thread should inspire others not to give in to temptations and have higher standards...no bragging here unless u call joking about and explaining shit as bragging...it doesn't matter how hot the chick is or where she if from, always trust your gut...a bad idea is a bad idea no matter how much you sugar coat it :shrug:. Don't be embarassed or shamed of turning down a girl..it isn't your fault...ppl will call you gay or whatever but remember you.made the right choice


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    #19361540 - 01/03/14 12:25 AM (10 years, 28 days ago)

ur drunk in bed with a girl.  anything other then banging her or close to it is weirder.  gotta put da moves on mayne


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: 245willow19]
    #19361550 - 01/03/14 12:26 AM (10 years, 28 days ago)

did U say you're arab?


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: thelanzii]
    #19361576 - 01/03/14 12:36 AM (10 years, 28 days ago)

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ur drunk in bed with a girl.  anything other then banging her or close to it is weirder.  gotta put da moves on mayne



I am starting to think most of you guys didn't read tis thread properly. I wasn't drunk nor do I drink...nor allowed. What? What is weird about anything other than banging a girl in your bed? Do you prefer fucking in a bush you dirty animal...jk. I was talking with her for hours and hours and watching a movie...what is the problem...I was being nice and she was cuddling.up with me and spooning


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: 245willow19]
    #19361580 - 01/03/14 12:38 AM (10 years, 28 days ago)


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She joked (?) about marriage but stil that tone of voice sounded serious enough and she wanted more from me.



Ya its not like she can obligate you into marrying her dude... Seems like you are getting far ahead of yourself.

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Brag? I am telling you guys how I kicked this girl to the curb for acting so weird and telling some rapey voiced guy to sing me a poem he wrote...r u telling me that is not weird?




Not really, sounds like you are the weird one in this story man. I get not wanting to have sex with her but kicking a girl out into pouring rain is just mean. You should always be a gentlemen man.

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Also this thread should inspire others not to give in to temptations and have higher standards...



This thread is getting way too self righteous for my tastes. You in your own words molested a girl, but your claiming the high road :confused: and it seems like you are trying to brag about awkwardly hooking up with a girl :lol:


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Im not disagreeing with this part.



All I’m saying is I’ve been lead on by plenty of girls in my days. Getting lead on sucks, if you have no intentions of doing anything with this girl don’t lead her on. That just seems like a dick move. If you want to be friends with her just make it clear with her, so you don’t hurt her feelings and shit man. Going full circle back to the gentlemen part.


I wasn’t knocking the track suit or living with your mom, btw.  Its just where i live if you want to guarantee not getting laid you combine those two. Girls here just expect you to dress well, be well mannered, and have your own place. You are probably just really young. and I thought you’ve said before that you were Bi on this site i maybe confusing you for someone else though, Gay isn’t really an insult to me anyway man and i didn’t mean it that way  :aweythan:


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: elax420]
    #19361595 - 01/03/14 12:46 AM (10 years, 28 days ago)

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elax420 said:

Quote:

She joked (?) about marriage but stil that tone of voice sounded serious enough and she wanted more from me.



Ya its not like she can obligate you into marrying her dude... Seems like you are getting far ahead of yourself.

Quote:

Brag? I am telling you guys how I kicked this girl to the curb for acting so weird and telling some rapey voiced guy to sing me a poem he wrote...r u telling me that is not weird?




Not really, sounds like you are the weird one in this story man. I get not wanting to have sex with her but kicking a girl out into pouring rain is just mean. You should always be a gentlemen man.

Quote:

Also this thread should inspire others not to give in to temptations and have higher standards...



This thread is getting way too self righteous for my tastes. You in your own words molested a girl, but your claiming the high road :confused: and it seems like you are trying to brag about awkwardly hooking up with a girl :lol:


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it doesn't matter how hot the chick is or where she if from, always trust your gut...




Im not disagreeing with this part.



All I’m saying is I’ve been lead on by plenty of girls in my days. Getting lead on sucks, if you have no intentions of doing anything with this girl don’t lead her on. That just seems like a dick move. If you want to be friends with her just make it clear with her, so you don’t hurt her feelings and shit man. Going full circle back to the gentlemen part.


I wasn’t knocking the track suit or living with your mom, btw.  Its just where i live if you want to guarantee not getting laid you combine those two. Girls here just expect you to dress well, be well mannered, and have your own place. You are probably just really young. and I thought you’ve said before that you were Bi on this site i maybe confusing you for someone else though, Gay isn’t really an insult to me anyway man and i didn’t mean it that way  :aweythan:



You seem like an opened-minded chap. Yeah dude I was joking about the molesting part that was added for the laugh...I wasn't molesting her...she came onto me and put my hand on her thighs so I followed up from that. If I molested her, she could call out rape and I certainly wouldn't rape or even molest a girl...not.because.it is wrong but.nobody should have to go.through such a horrible experience that would haunt them for the rest of their life...men r so cruel and disgust me...anyway that is what I believe, some ppl think differently. I made it sound like I was being a douche but I only left her because she knew I wanted to go anf get high in my friend's house. Yes I am young....below 30. Still act young but look very old. Also I am not bisexual...I am just attracted to older women and have standards and often act gay to attract girls...it works, believe me. Every chick wants a gay best friend and I am quite the actor :wink:. You don't have to believe me...I am just putting it out there. I like making sick comments about raping.men in prison and spanking hookers to death with an iron bar


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: 245willow19]
    #19361611 - 01/03/14 12:49 AM (10 years, 28 days ago)

Oh well your OP just read really weird i was like wuuut


Well just don’t lead the girl on if you don’t like her. It sounds like she likes you and that is really shitty when that happens to you. Karma, my man.


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: elax420]
    #19361629 - 01/03/14 12:53 AM (10 years, 28 days ago)

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elax420 said:
Oh well your OP just read really weird i was like wuuut


Well just don’t lead the girl on if you don’t like her. It sounds like she likes you and that is really shitty when that happens to you. Karma, my man.



But I pity her :frown:...I would have sex with her but not out of love but kindness and pity. I think she is a virgin. I want her to be deflowered by someone who cares about her not some douchebag. Actually this is wrong and will only cause more problems for both me and her...I don't want to lead her on or anything but I still feel sorry for her...I told her numerous times we are just friends. I like this other girl and always have


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: 245willow19]
    #19361645 - 01/03/14 12:57 AM (10 years, 28 days ago)

If you can’t do casual sex then don’t do it man. Your sending her mad mixed signals by telling her that and then grabber her ass btw.


You should probably post this in sex and relationships forum.


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: elax420]
    #19361664 - 01/03/14 01:03 AM (10 years, 28 days ago)

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elax420 said:
If you can’t do casual sex then don’t do it man. Your sending her mad mixed signals by telling her that and then grabber her ass btw.


You should probably post this in sex and relationships forum.




Fuck!! Okay I will take your advice and stop grabbing her ass. I hope she understands...don't want her to break down before my eyes...jesus. What have I done...ugh...this was a huge mistake...I was horny and stupid :facepalm:.


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: elax420] * 1
    #19361675 - 01/03/14 01:05 AM (10 years, 28 days ago)

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Anyway when we were alone in a room chatting, she tried to smother me with a dirty nappy so I flipped the bitch over and got really horny and srarted dry humping her.




:freshwtf:  :hmm:


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: tripp23]
    #19361682 - 01/03/14 01:08 AM (10 years, 28 days ago)

I got lost a while ago.

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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: tripp23]
    #19361687 - 01/03/14 01:09 AM (10 years, 28 days ago)

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tripp23 said:
Quote:

Anyway when we were alone in a room chatting, she tried to smother me with a dirty nappy so I flipped the bitch over and got really horny and srarted dry humping her.




:freshwtf:  :hmm:



Also curious...


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: theRAPeutic]
    #19361701 - 01/03/14 01:17 AM (10 years, 28 days ago)

Oh ya what is a dirty nappy?


normally those words precede ho in my lexicon lol


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: elax420]
    #19361703 - 01/03/14 01:18 AM (10 years, 28 days ago)

dirty nappy, dirty napkin? one of the wet dirty ones?


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    #19361743 - 01/03/14 01:33 AM (10 years, 28 days ago)

DSHSB dude like wtf ur gay.


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: Shins]
    #19361774 - 01/03/14 01:46 AM (10 years, 28 days ago)

I don't know. With how thirsty Esekon always sounds in his posts I got a hard time believing this.


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #19361780 - 01/03/14 01:47 AM (10 years, 28 days ago)

she left on her own accord
he didnt kick her out
:lol:

or was there even a girl?

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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #19361801 - 01/03/14 01:58 AM (10 years, 28 days ago)

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Bodhi of Ankou said:
I don't know. With how thirsty Esekon always sounds in his posts I got a hard time believing this.



It's rather hard to keep making events up every day...unless you have a very creative mind and a lot of time. No doubt I trolled in the past but who hasn't


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: theRAPeutic]
    #19361911 - 01/03/14 02:38 AM (10 years, 28 days ago)

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tahp93 said:
Quote:

tripp23 said:
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Anyway when we were alone in a room chatting, she tried to smother me with a dirty nappy so I flipped the bitch over and got really horny and srarted dry humping her.




:freshwtf:  :hmm:



Also curious...



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tahp93 said:
Quote:

tripp23 said:
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Anyway when we were alone in a room chatting, she tried to smother me with a dirty nappy so I flipped the bitch over and got really horny and srarted dry humping her.




:freshwtf:  :hmm:



Also curious...




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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: 245willow19]
    #19361921 - 01/03/14 02:41 AM (10 years, 28 days ago)

OP is handsome as shit:cool:


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    #19362000 - 01/03/14 03:22 AM (10 years, 28 days ago)

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this was my first thought after reading this story:


:underage:





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    #19362526 - 01/03/14 09:11 AM (10 years, 28 days ago)

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Esekon, we know you're gay man. This just made it obvious.



seriously...he only makes threads like this now. they're all about fuckin bitchez or the pursuit of. stop over compensating, man.


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    #19362549 - 01/03/14 09:23 AM (10 years, 28 days ago)

this thread confuses me


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: Bassfreak] * 1
    #19362585 - 01/03/14 09:40 AM (10 years, 28 days ago)

OP when he's middle aged;





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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: 245willow19] * 4
    #19362650 - 01/03/14 10:03 AM (10 years, 28 days ago)

Eekson you seem to use the terms rape and molestation with a questionably high frequency


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: 245willow19]
    #19362672 - 01/03/14 10:09 AM (10 years, 28 days ago)

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Esekon Kelly said:

New Years party [...] she tried to smother me with a dirty nappy [...] srarted dry humping her. She saw my raging boner bulgying out off my tracksuit and mentioned it. [...] dry humping her for at least an hour.

my mom invited her alone to my house [...] I went upstairs to go asleep while the two of them got drunk. [...]

I kept feeling her up...basically molesting her, she knew she wanted it [...] wtf some guy telling me to strap a wrapper...I stopped dry humping this bitch cause I was weirded out [...] She even mentioned having kids.. [...]



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    #19362684 - 01/03/14 10:11 AM (10 years, 28 days ago)

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mushroom_sandwich said:
Esekon, we know you're gay man. This just made it obvious.



seriously...he only makes threads like this now. they're all about fuckin bitchez or the pursuit of. stop over compensating, man.




What? I have always been pursuing women and made threads about it ever since I signed up to this place. Stop demonizing me, pleaase. You keep hollering and chanting curses and the word gay at me in every thread like a bunch of insecure school bullies with IQ of a rock. This is what happens when you join a site full of stubborn douchebag drug addicts...who taunt female members here and ask for tits and then tell her she has horrible tits and her face is hideous...then she becomes suicidal...well done, assholes


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: Sheekle]
    #19362699 - 01/03/14 10:16 AM (10 years, 28 days ago)

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Eekson you seem to use the terms rape and molestation with a questionably high frequency



You really think I am capable of rape and molestation? Do you think I have no morals? I ain't like some of you here wanting to fuck your cousins and shit and dreaming about raping celebrities...gtfo...you are all sick minded animals. I have read a lot of threads in the anoynomous section...fucked up...you druggie hippies r pathetic and psychpathic. I only said 'I molested her' for the laugh...you seriously don't know me well enough or my sense of humour. I wouldn't have sex without consent...the guilt of anything bad would kill me. Also I am very skinny and weak...girls love kicking the shit out of me and I like teasing them. I am decent and benevolent, dim-wit. Stop judging and spoiling my name...that is an asshole move


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: 245willow19]
    #19362732 - 01/03/14 10:26 AM (10 years, 27 days ago)

Looks like the guy on the phone won. He sure did trick you. Maybe he was just jealous and wanted to weird you out on purpose.


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: ShiVersblood]
    #19362779 - 01/03/14 10:38 AM (10 years, 27 days ago)

This is perhaps the worst, meltiest, closeted sexual repressive thread of the day, congrats OP.
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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: ShiVersblood] * 1
    #19362802 - 01/03/14 10:43 AM (10 years, 27 days ago)

Let's take a trip down memory lane....


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Esekon Kelly said:
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Bodhi of Ankou said:
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jack_straw2208 said:
you obviously don't have any hot cousins. Or if you do, you're too chicken to ask them out




Dude, this is the same guy who cant figure out weather or not he likes to suck dick how is he supposed to figure out weather or not he wants to bang his cousin.




I'm out and proud. I got over that issue. :rockon:





This guy also posts a lot about hating junkies. This is amusing because;

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Esekon Kelly said:
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Salomon said:
:thatsayes: sandwiches and blowjobs are better then poppies anyway. good to hear mate



Wrong! Give me opiates or give me DEATH!! I rather have pod tea than a sandwich or even water. Fuck water, fuck food. Opiates help me sleep, give me dreams, make me feel happy and destroy my sex drive. Can you explain to me how shitty sandwiches and shitty blowjobs are any better than good ole poppies. Were you joking? I hope so... don't believe what those anti-drug fools tell ya in school.





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    #19362814 - 01/03/14 10:47 AM (10 years, 27 days ago)

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ShiVersblood said:
Looks like the guy on the phone won. He sure did trick you. Maybe he was just jealous and wanted to weird you out on purpose.



Well he sounded black...Nigerian I think
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Maharishi_2_U said:
This is perhaps the worst, meltiest, closeted sexual repressive thread of the day, congrats OP.
:goodluckwiththat:



For denying to sleep with a girl and kicking her out to the curb so that makes me a closeted case? Gtfo...I have standards...most girls aren't my type...I am looking for a Queen...strong and kind...what's wrong with you Shroomery? Do you want me to fuck every girl out there and get an STI and say "well it was worth it. I'm such a playa!" pffftttt...gtfo...you guys have know standards and talk about fucking skanky hookers...nice...rock on :rolleyes:


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: 245willow19]
    #19362825 - 01/03/14 10:50 AM (10 years, 27 days ago)

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Esekon Kelly said:
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EdibleStereos said:
You had a girl in your bed, drunk, wanting to stay over. her friend tells you to wear a condom. She sounds pretty dtf. and you choose to kick her out?

Either there is something missing here, or you are the biggest :elmo: ever.



I know her brother, he was at the party and he would full on kill me as well as my mom. He would know if I did fuck her. He hates arabs. I could have banged her but all that talk of condoms and kids turned me off big time plus my mom was downstairs and my brothers were wandering the house and my room has no lock :shrug: that's how I am. She is fuckable...I hadn't slept for two days that day so my thinking was impaired




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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: 245willow19]
    #19363022 - 01/03/14 11:40 AM (10 years, 27 days ago)

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Esekon Kelly said:
Quote:

ShiVersblood said:
Looks like the guy on the phone won. He sure did trick you. Maybe he was just jealous and wanted to weird you out on purpose.



Well he sounded black...Nigerian I think






you know nigerian is pronounced with a soft g, i think you are looking for the hard g minus -ian :lol:


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: elax420] * 1
    #19363045 - 01/03/14 11:45 AM (10 years, 27 days ago)

This is the strangest thread I have read in the pub all day. That is saying a lot considering that drkkenny started a thread today, and there is a thread with a video of an unconscious indigenous fighter getting jerked off by a crowd of people.

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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: 245willow19]
    #19363060 - 01/03/14 11:48 AM (10 years, 27 days ago)

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Sheekle said:
Eekson you seem to use the terms rape and molestation with a questionably high frequency



You really think I am capable of rape and molestation? Do you think I have no morals? I ain't like some of you here wanting to fuck your cousins and shit and dreaming about raping celebrities...gtfo...you are all sick minded animals. I have read a lot of threads in the anoynomous section...fucked up...you druggie hippies r pathetic and psychpathic. I only said 'I molested her' for the laugh...you seriously don't know me well enough or my sense of humour. I wouldn't have sex without consent...the guilt of anything bad would kill me. Also I am very skinny and weak...girls love kicking the shit out of me and I like teasing them. I am decent and benevolent, dim-wit. Stop judging and spoiling my name...that is an asshole move



Lol your response to me saying something u do is questionable is "you are sick minded animals u druggie hippies r pathetic and psychopathic" "dimwit, don't judge me thats an asshole move"

I still dont get why saying u molested her as a joke would even be like a joke, like i dont really understand the humor in that

That being said i dont really necessarily think ur like a raper person

I dunno man LOL


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: Sheekle] * 2
    #19363143 - 01/03/14 12:13 PM (10 years, 27 days ago)

Kicking a chick out in the rain is kinda lame. OP i hope u dont take this the wrong way but the way you describe these events makes you come off as self absorbed. Not a decent recipe for getting tail in my extensive experience.


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: Sheekle]
    #19363160 - 01/03/14 12:17 PM (10 years, 27 days ago)

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Sheekle said:
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Esekon Kelly said:
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Sheekle said:
Eekson you seem to use the terms rape and molestation with a questionably high frequency



You really think I am capable of rape and molestation? Do you think I have no morals? I ain't like some of you here wanting to fuck your cousins and shit and dreaming about raping celebrities...gtfo...you are all sick minded animals. I have read a lot of threads in the anoynomous section...fucked up...you druggie hippies r pathetic and psychpathic. I only said 'I molested her' for the laugh...you seriously don't know me well enough or my sense of humour. I wouldn't have sex without consent...the guilt of anything bad would kill me. Also I am very skinny and weak...girls love kicking the shit out of me and I like teasing them. I am decent and benevolent, dim-wit. Stop judging and spoiling my name...that is an asshole move



Lol your response to me saying something u do is questionable is "you are sick minded animals u druggie hippies r pathetic and psychopathic" "dimwit, don't judge me thats an asshole move"

I still dont get why saying u molested her as a joke would even be like a joke, like i dont really understand the humor in that

That being said i dont really necessarily think ur like a raper person

I dunno man LOL



What I did was douchebag-like...I will treat her better next time :frown:. I just wanted to go bed that day and wasn't in the mood.


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: 245willow19]
    #19363185 - 01/03/14 12:23 PM (10 years, 27 days ago)

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Esekon, we know you're gay man. This just made it obvious.



seriously...he only makes threads like this now. they're all about fuckin bitchez or the pursuit of. stop over compensating, man.




What? I have always been pursuing women and made threads about it ever since I signed up to this place. Stop demonizing me, pleaase. You keep hollering and chanting curses and the word gay at me in every thread like a bunch of insecure school bullies with IQ of a rock. This is what happens when you join a site full of stubborn douchebag drug addicts...who taunt female members here and ask for tits and then tell her she has horrible tits and her face is hideous...then she becomes suicidal...well done, assholes





Wow.... sounds like someone needs to get laid....


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: 245willow19]
    #19363388 - 01/03/14 01:14 PM (10 years, 27 days ago)

Man this is a entertaining thread :lol: op maybe you should lower these standards of yours and plow that " bubbly" ass, instead of not getting laid and bragging about it ? :shrug:


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: KT-BC]
    #19434334 - 01/17/14 05:50 PM (10 years, 13 days ago)

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Man this is a entertaining thread :lol: op maybe you should lower these standards of yours and plow that " bubbly" ass, instead of not getting laid and bragging about it ? :shrug:



No that's a terrible idea ....you give horrible advice :facepalm:


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: 245willow19]
    #19434417 - 01/17/14 06:06 PM (10 years, 13 days ago)

lol.


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: 245willow19]
    #19435238 - 01/17/14 09:27 PM (10 years, 13 days ago)

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Esekon Kelly said:
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KT-BC said:vice
Man this is a entertaining thread :lol: op maybe you should lower these standards of yours and plow that " bubbly" ass, instead of not getting laid and bragging about it ? :shrug:



No that's a terrible idea ....you give horrible advice :facepalm:



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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: 245willow19]
    #19435248 - 01/17/14 09:29 PM (10 years, 13 days ago)

dude just hagn the phone up and throw it on the other side of the room and take her panties off


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