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SteelPanther


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Tips for first time having sex
#19356597 - 01/01/14 11:28 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Should I play music If I have sex for the first time? I plan on taking kratom so that I don't cum very soon, smoking weed, and a little alcohol. I'l let the girl take whatever drugs she wants as long as she reimburses me, unless she just wants weed. Any tips on having sex for the firs time are welcomed. Also she wants to put peanut butter on me and lick it off, I guess it will be interesting.
-------------------- Everything I say on here is not true, I am an insecure person who lies about doing drugs and stuff to make myself feel good. So any illegal things I may have talked about are all fictional.
Edited by SteelPanther (01/02/14 11:49 AM)
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Re: Should I play music my first time having sex? [Re: SteelPanther] 4
#19357121 - 01/02/14 02:34 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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SteelPanther said: I'l let the girl take whatever drugs she wants as long as she reimburses me.
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scoredon
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Re: Should I play music my first time having sex? [Re: SteelPanther]
#19357154 - 01/02/14 02:50 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Dont put it all in at once. Make sure you get all the peanut butter off so she doesnt get a yeast infection. Serious.
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wire5
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Re: Should I play music my first time having sex? [Re: scoredon]
#19357836 - 01/02/14 10:32 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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SteelPanther


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Re: Should I play music my first time having sex? [Re: wire5]
#19358005 - 01/02/14 11:29 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Oh. Honestly I was kinda dumb, I always assumed she meant like on my chest, if she puts it on my penis I'm taking a shower afterwards.
-------------------- Everything I say on here is not true, I am an insecure person who lies about doing drugs and stuff to make myself feel good. So any illegal things I may have talked about are all fictional.
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Black_Sunset
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Re: Should I play music my first time having sex? [Re: SteelPanther] 1
#19358019 - 01/02/14 11:34 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Music? If you want. I think it's distracting unless it's like down tempto, trip hop or chill reggae stuff. And trust me let her have the drugs for free dude lol. Oh and peanut butter...try nutella or honey and YEAH she means your dick and no you're not showering between your PB&J and sex
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SteelPanther


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Re: Should I play music my first time having sex? [Re: Black_Sunset]
#19358054 - 01/02/14 11:48 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Oh no she is very specific, she wants to use peanut butter. I just thought music might be good since I'm going to try and nail her at a friends house while my friend and possibly some other friends are there. I'm still thinking of the best way to get her to have sex with my friend after we have sex, should I try to get her to the first time I have sex with her (tomorrow) or some other time?
-------------------- Everything I say on here is not true, I am an insecure person who lies about doing drugs and stuff to make myself feel good. So any illegal things I may have talked about are all fictional.
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Re: Should I play music my first time having sex? [Re: SteelPanther]
#19358073 - 01/02/14 11:55 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: Should I play music my first time having sex? [Re: highc]
#19358902 - 01/02/14 02:42 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Isnt letting you plow her reimbursement enough?
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Into The Woods
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Re: Should I play music my first time having sex? [Re: aw11driver]
#19358946 - 01/02/14 02:53 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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He might change his mind after
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Re: Should I play music my first time having sex? [Re: Into The Woods]
#19359289 - 01/02/14 03:58 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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You should make her pay for the sex too. I bet you're worth about a couple of grand, add in a few extra $$ for the kinkier stuff. Don't sell your self short, This is a business.
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SteelPanther


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Re: Should I play music my first time having sex? [Re: Biodiversity]
#19359305 - 01/02/14 04:00 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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naw, we both want to have sex with each other so theres no reason to charge. I just won't offer her drugs that I would make her pay for, I just cant afford to give away precious chemicals like benzodiazepines which I have very little of.
-------------------- Everything I say on here is not true, I am an insecure person who lies about doing drugs and stuff to make myself feel good. So any illegal things I may have talked about are all fictional.
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Into The Woods
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Re: Should I play music my first time having sex? [Re: SteelPanther]
#19359337 - 01/02/14 04:07 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Why is the drugs thing even a part of this
I find it a little strange that you even bought it up at all
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SteelPanther


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Re: Should I play music my first time having sex? [Re: Into The Woods]
#19359366 - 01/02/14 04:14 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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She knows I like drugs and I am going to offer her weed alcohol or whatever she wants because if I had a male friend over thats what I would do. If I'm on drugs feeling really good I feel kinda obligated to offer who ever I'm with drugs also. Its up to her if she even wants anything at all.
-------------------- Everything I say on here is not true, I am an insecure person who lies about doing drugs and stuff to make myself feel good. So any illegal things I may have talked about are all fictional.
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Into The Woods
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Re: Should I play music my first time having sex? [Re: SteelPanther]
#19359792 - 01/02/14 05:28 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Well sure, yeah.
It just seems unrelated to the topic, is all.
But seeing as you did bring it up, I would suggest you be a gracious host.
She might return the favor.
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Re: Tips for first time having sex [Re: SteelPanther]
#19359810 - 01/02/14 05:32 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
SteelPanther said: Should I play music If I have sex for the first time? I plan on taking kratom so that I don't cum very soon, smoking weed, and a little alcohol. I'l let the girl take whatever drugs she wants as long as she reimburses me, unless she just wants weed. Any tips on having sex for the firs time are welcomed. Also she wants to put peanut butter on me and lick it off, I guess it will be interesting.
yes it will
I'd put on music for background atmosphere. The kind of music that makes you feel good and fool around without pressing or putting too much emphasis on love or romantic. God knows what today's kids will draw from that
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Patlal
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Insert penis into vagina
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Re: Tips for first time having sex [Re: Patlal]
#19360558 - 01/02/14 08:20 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Patlal said: Insert penis into vagina
Solid advice
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Into The Woods
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Re: Tips for first time having sex [Re: Patlal]
#19360560 - 01/02/14 08:21 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Patlal said: Insert penis into vagina
Good advice.
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Into The Woods
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Re: Tips for first time having sex [Re: FruitOfLife]
#19360561 - 01/02/14 08:21 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Lol.
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