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InvisibleDawks
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Re: What my girlfriend just said to me... [Re: VivaLaMushie] * 5
    #19359816 - 01/02/14 05:33 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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VivaLaMushie said:
Why is the phrase Dry Smash her shitbox?




:uhno:


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InvisibleKT-BC
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Re: What my girlfriend just said to me... [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #19359819 - 01/02/14 05:34 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I don't know I didn't come up with it :lol: :shrug: cause it sounds funny and brutal all at once is my guess ... And plus if it was wet smash her a shitbox she might enjoy it and we don't want that! This is suppose to be punishment


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OfflineNotTheDevil
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Re: What my girlfriend just said to me... [Re: Sheekle]
    #19359837 - 01/02/14 05:37 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Sheekle said:
Quote:

KT-BC said:
:lol: just as? I doubt It..



seems like it would kinda hurt worse for the dude and pull his skin on his dick an shit hella



Not if they're not cut.


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OfflineSalnugs
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Re: What my girlfriend just said to me... [Re: NotTheDevil]
    #19359903 - 01/02/14 05:49 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

join the club dewd, my ex would get really pissed when I hopped on the boards while we were chillen.  you notice shes my ex now :wink:


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OfflineVsnares.Zappa
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Re: What my girlfriend just said to me... [Re: Dawks]
    #19359935 - 01/02/14 05:55 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Dawks said:
Quote:

VivaLaMushie said:
Why is the phrase Dry Smash her shitbox?




:uhno:



:ducklol:


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InvisibleVivaLaMushie
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Re: What my girlfriend just said to me... [Re: KT-BC]
    #19359958 - 01/02/14 06:00 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

KT-BC said:
I don't know I didn't come up with it :lol: :shrug: cause it sounds funny and brutal all at once is my guess ... And plus if it was wet smash her a shitbox she might enjoy it and we don't want that! This is suppose to be punishment




Oh so it is supposed to be punishment. Makes total sense then lol


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: What my girlfriend just said to me... [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #19360001 - 01/02/14 06:12 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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VivaLaMushie said:
So when you dudes say "oh just DSHSB" all I imagine is incredible pain and I think you guys need a new phrase or word instead of "shitbox" or maybe if you took the "dry smash" out of it.

Idk, play with it and figure it out (the phrase, not dry shitbox smashing)




You got it wrong. The idea we have of it is to just fuck her no matter what, on the spot. You know, just do it!


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Re: What my girlfriend just said to me... [Re: Patlal]
    #19360022 - 01/02/14 06:17 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I'm with mushie, that gear would be painful for both parties involved...


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Re: What my girlfriend just said to me... [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #19360029 - 01/02/14 06:18 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

VivaLaMushie said:
Quote:

KT-BC said:
Dry smash her shitbox for defying the almighty shroomery :noway2:




You do know that having anal sex without lube is incredibly painful, right?



:ducklol:


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OfflineVsnares.Zappa
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Re: What my girlfriend just said to me... [Re: andrewmurray86]
    #19360032 - 01/02/14 06:19 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

:facepalm:


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Offlineandrewmurray86
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Re: What my girlfriend just said to me... [Re: Vsnares.Zappa]
    #19360037 - 01/02/14 06:21 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I know it's just a phrase, but I'm positive no one here has actually done it...

edit: spelling


Edited by andrewmurray86 (01/02/14 06:21 PM)


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OfflineTheMovement
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Re: What my girlfriend just said to me... [Re: Salnugs]
    #19360266 - 01/02/14 07:05 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Salnugs said:
join the club dewd, my ex would get really pissed when I hopped on the boards while we were chillen.  you notice shes my ex now :wink:



Did you live with her?  Why would you be shroomeryin when chillin with your girl?

My time spent on the internet decreases dramatically when im with my girlfriend, I feel bad sitting on the laptop when shes here.


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Offlineblojo02184
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Re: What my girlfriend just said to me... [Re: TheMovement]
    #19367299 - 01/04/14 09:03 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

we live together lol


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Offlinefatflash
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Re: What my girlfriend just said to me... [Re: Mescalean]
    #19367320 - 01/04/14 09:12 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Mescalean said:
It can get stuck. I vouch for this.




Bwahahahahaha  :laugh2:


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OfflineSalnugs
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Re: What my girlfriend just said to me... [Re: TheMovement]
    #19368259 - 01/04/14 01:26 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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TheMovement said:
Quote:

Salnugs said:
join the club dewd, my ex would get really pissed when I hopped on the boards while we were chillen.  you notice shes my ex now :wink:



Did you live with her?  Why would you be shroomeryin when chillin with your girl?

My time spent on the internet decreases dramatically when im with my girlfriend, I feel bad sitting on the laptop when shes here.



no I didn't live together, but we would spend a solid amount of time together
and I would be bored and come browse threads.
she would get pissy but I don't really care.


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Invisiblefee
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Re: What my girlfriend just said to me... [Re: andrewmurray86]
    #19368298 - 01/04/14 01:34 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

andrewmurray86 said:
I know it's just a phrase, but I'm positive no one here has actually done it...

edit: spelling





Well you sir are incredibly wrong. You should really think about the kind if people who are members here before making claims like that.


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I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Offlineblojo02184
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Re: What my girlfriend just said to me... [Re: fee]
    #19371748 - 01/05/14 08:15 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

:lol:


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