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blojo02184
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What my girlfriend just said to me...
#19359483 - 01/02/14 04:34 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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and i quote...
"Well, Facebook didn't ruin our relationship, Shroomery did!"
but at least she laughed
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MisterSandman
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Re: What my girlfriend just said to me... [Re: blojo02184]
#19359488 - 01/02/14 04:34 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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mnj
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Re: What my girlfriend just said to me... [Re: MisterSandman]
#19359514 - 01/02/14 04:41 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Ha! ftw
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mindOmy
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Re: What my girlfriend just said to me... [Re: mnj]
#19359534 - 01/02/14 04:45 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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KT-BC


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Re: What my girlfriend just said to me... [Re: mnj] 7
#19359539 - 01/02/14 04:46 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Dry smash her shitbox for defying the almighty shroomery
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memes
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Re: What my girlfriend just said to me... [Re: mindOmy]
#19359540 - 01/02/14 04:46 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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that's funny.
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Re: What my girlfriend just said to me... [Re: memes]
#19359561 - 01/02/14 04:49 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Fucking classic man!!!!!
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VivaLaMushie
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Re: What my girlfriend just said to me... [Re: KT-BC]
#19359589 - 01/02/14 04:53 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
KT-BC said: Dry smash her shitbox for defying the almighty shroomery 
You do know that having anal sex without lube is incredibly painful, right?
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Magenta
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Re: What my girlfriend just said to me... [Re: blojo02184]
#19359617 - 01/02/14 04:57 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
blojo02184 said: and i quote...
"Well, Facebook didn't ruin our relationship, Shroomery did!"
but at least she laughed 
Care to elaborate? Kinda curious now.
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blojo02184
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Re: What my girlfriend just said to me... [Re: KT-BC]
#19359633 - 01/02/14 04:59 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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well, im on here learning to better my hobby like a good student, and she wants me to carry on a conversation while trying to read and educate myself.
She also wanted to see what people would say 
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KT-BC said: Dry smash her shitbox for defying the almighty shroomery 
Definitely the funniest so far!!
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KT-BC


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Re: What my girlfriend just said to me... [Re: VivaLaMushie] 3
#19359643 - 01/02/14 05:01 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
VivaLaMushie said:
Quote:
KT-BC said: Dry smash her shitbox for defying the almighty shroomery 
You do know that having anal sex without lube is incredibly painful, right?
Good she deserves it for bad mouthing our baby
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VivaLaMushie
RIP LS :(


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Re: What my girlfriend just said to me... [Re: KT-BC]
#19359652 - 01/02/14 05:04 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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It can be just as painful for the dude lol
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KT-BC


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Re: What my girlfriend just said to me... [Re: VivaLaMushie]
#19359691 - 01/02/14 05:11 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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just as? I doubt It.. Maybe if she's nicer to him hell give her a mercy spit
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Sheekle
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Re: What my girlfriend just said to me... [Re: KT-BC]
#19359704 - 01/02/14 05:13 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
KT-BC said:
just as? I doubt It..
seems like it would kinda hurt worse for the dude and pull his skin on his dick an shit hella
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VivaLaMushie
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Re: What my girlfriend just said to me... [Re: KT-BC]
#19359707 - 01/02/14 05:14 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I don't think we are talking about the same hole.
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Re: What my girlfriend just said to me... [Re: Sheekle]
#19359713 - 01/02/14 05:14 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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How could that happen lol?
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Re: What my girlfriend just said to me... [Re: VivaLaMushie]
#19359722 - 01/02/14 05:16 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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It can get stuck. I vouch for this.
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VivaLaMushie
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Re: What my girlfriend just said to me... [Re: Polk_Audio3]
#19359723 - 01/02/14 05:16 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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So when you dudes say "oh just DSHSB" all I imagine is incredible pain and I think you guys need a new phrase or word instead of "shitbox" or maybe if you took the "dry smash" out of it.
Idk, play with it and figure it out (the phrase, not dry shitbox smashing)
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KT-BC


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Re: What my girlfriend just said to me... [Re: VivaLaMushie]
#19359762 - 01/02/14 05:23 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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no? I'm talking about her asshole. Shit box only has one definition in my book. It doesn't HAVE to be dry.. I mean she deserves it dry but in the end it's his choice
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VivaLaMushie
RIP LS :(


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Re: What my girlfriend just said to me... [Re: KT-BC]
#19359784 - 01/02/14 05:26 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Ok I get it, but ...lol
Why is the phrase Dry Smash her shitbox?
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