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InvisibleDebuteMachine

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It's barely 6pm and I'm already taking shots.
    #19359263 - 01/02/14 03:54 PM (10 years, 28 days ago)

Fuck today, fuck the world, I'm drinking.

:finger:  :rockon:

Who else is tool baggin it up today? My uncle wants me to do work for him today. My answer to him was fuck him (in much nicer words).

Sorry dude, I don't owe you shit!


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Invisiblememes
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Re: It's barely 6pm and I'm already taking shots. [Re: DebuteMachine]
    #19359282 - 01/02/14 03:56 PM (10 years, 28 days ago)

did your uncle want to pay you for your work?



labor aint free, nigga!







what's up, two up two down.


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InvisibleDebuteMachine

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Re: It's barely 6pm and I'm already taking shots. [Re: memes]
    #19359317 - 01/02/14 04:02 PM (10 years, 28 days ago)

Yeah he was going to pay me but I don't even care. My dad had to save my ass this week. Story:

I'm driving to an animal shelter 20 miles away from home. I break 2 traffic lights away. My alternator is shaking and making grinding noises. My car is smoking under the hood. It keeps turning on so I try to drive it home.

Thursday, we leave my car over night on the side of the road.

Friday we go back, can't get it started and tow it to a gas station.

Saturday they tell me to keep it until Monday....

(Timing belt was busted, they replace it)

Monday we go get my car. It breaks down again. We get it closed to home, leave it over night.

Tuesday, we finally get it into my drive way.
-------

It is now Thursday, 1 week ago. My pops drove 80 miles back and forth and dedicated countless hours of his vacation time to help me. I told him I will do whatever he needs done on his job, because he helped me so much.

Fuck my uncle, he didn't even call to say sorry I had to put my dog down!


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Re: It's barely 6pm and I'm already taking shots. [Re: DebuteMachine]
    #19359369 - 01/02/14 04:14 PM (10 years, 28 days ago)

Quote:

DebuteMachine said:
Fuck my uncle, he didn't even call to say sorry I had to put my dog down!




:drunkdriver:
Sorry about your pups man.. :frown: You deserve to drink it all away today.. I don't drink but Ill pack a bowl for ya..

Namaste


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Re: It's barely 6pm and I'm already taking shots. [Re: DebuteMachine]
    #19359375 - 01/02/14 04:15 PM (10 years, 28 days ago)

Your uncle sounds like a big jerk asking for handouts :getout:


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: It's barely 6pm and I'm already taking shots. [Re: DebuteMachine]
    #19359379 - 01/02/14 04:16 PM (10 years, 28 days ago)

go ahead and get drunk, nobody cares. and if you disagree then youre delusional like me


edit: you are a good story teller


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


Edited by Bill_Oreilly (01/02/14 04:17 PM)


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InvisibleDebuteMachine

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Re: It's barely 6pm and I'm already taking shots. [Re: mindOmy]
    #19359382 - 01/02/14 04:16 PM (10 years, 28 days ago)

Oh, haha thanks! I'm sorry though, that was a couple of weeks ago...

I miss the guy. Life goes on.

You might be right now, I've been on a binder ever since lol.


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Re: It's barely 6pm and I'm already taking shots. [Re: DebuteMachine]
    #19359413 - 01/02/14 04:20 PM (10 years, 28 days ago)

Sorry about your dog man. That hurts. Hope you have enough liquor till you can catch a ride!

I've also had plenty of car problems. Alcohol is always part of the solution :chugbeer:

Cheers!


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Edited by mnj (01/02/14 04:21 PM)


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InvisibleDebuteMachine

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Re: It's barely 6pm and I'm already taking shots. [Re: mnj]
    #19359439 - 01/02/14 04:25 PM (10 years, 28 days ago)

oye oye oye I really appreciate all the sentiment, lol. for real i do!

but i want this thread to be about tool baggin it up in this shitty fucking weather!!!!

:megacrankey:

it's like sleeting outside and my car is still fucked.


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Invisiblememes
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Re: It's barely 6pm and I'm already taking shots. [Re: DebuteMachine]
    #19359478 - 01/02/14 04:33 PM (10 years, 28 days ago)

yeah shitty ass weather :frown:


i just walked like a block in it, and it sucked.


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Re: It's barely 6pm and I'm already taking shots. [Re: DebuteMachine]
    #19359485 - 01/02/14 04:34 PM (10 years, 28 days ago)

Oh hell yeah feed that thirst boy.  :cool:


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InvisibleDebuteMachine

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Re: It's barely 6pm and I'm already taking shots. [Re: ShiVersblood]
    #19359492 - 01/02/14 04:35 PM (10 years, 28 days ago)

its cold. i dont even know how to deal with this shit. umbrella? face mask? bacalava? i dont fucking know.


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Re: It's barely 6pm and I'm already taking shots. [Re: ShiVersblood]
    #19359503 - 01/02/14 04:37 PM (10 years, 28 days ago)

I'll have some budweisers for you!

I'm also eating ramen tonight cause i've been raving the fuck out of it. Beers + ramen is giving me so many flashbacks.

What're you drinkin?


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Thank yoU
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Re: It's barely 6pm and I'm already taking shots. [Re: mnj]
    #19359519 - 01/02/14 04:42 PM (10 years, 28 days ago)

Fuck this snow. Fuck this e-cigarette. Fuck this computer. All hail this kratom!


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Crazy... toys in the attic I am craaaazy


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InvisibleDebuteMachine

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Re: It's barely 6pm and I'm already taking shots. [Re: RavageTheEarth]
    #19359533 - 01/02/14 04:45 PM (10 years, 28 days ago)

I love my ecig!

I'm drinking this:



Cheap tequila essentially.


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Re: It's barely 6pm and I'm already taking shots. [Re: DebuteMachine]
    #19359555 - 01/02/14 04:48 PM (10 years, 28 days ago)

I love tequila. But its the devils drink.


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Re: It's barely 6pm and I'm already taking shots. [Re: DebuteMachine]
    #19359560 - 01/02/14 04:49 PM (10 years, 28 days ago)

Quote:

DebuteMachine said:
Cheap tequila essentially.




For the "I'm getting drunk and don't give a fuck" times.

I love gold tequila and club soda :thumbup:


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InvisibleDebuteMachine

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Re: It's barely 6pm and I'm already taking shots. [Re: mnj]
    #19359583 - 01/02/14 04:52 PM (10 years, 28 days ago)

damn straight mnj

:rockon:


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Re: It's barely 6pm and I'm already taking shots. [Re: DebuteMachine]
    #19359607 - 01/02/14 04:56 PM (10 years, 28 days ago)

r u a light wieght ?


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InvisibleDebuteMachine

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Re: It's barely 6pm and I'm already taking shots. [Re: ShiVersblood]
    #19359620 - 01/02/14 04:57 PM (10 years, 28 days ago)

totally, i drink half a beer and im rdy 2 fukkkkkkk

:aweoverdose:


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