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my gf's dad checked her hemerhoid...how weird is that?
#19357864 - 01/02/14 10:44 AM (10 years, 29 days ago) |
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Okay so true story. I haven't posted on here in a long time because I've been sober, but a really weird thing happened over the holidays and i wanted some opinions. My gf is 26 and spent a week with her family. During this time, she noticed a hemerhoid on her but didn't know what it was. Because her dad is a doctor, she asked her dad to physically examine her asshole (aka, she, at 26, pulled down her pants, and he spread her cheeks to examine her). She told me about this like it was no big deal, and of course I'm not jealous since it's her dad, but I'm still just fucking astounded that she would do that. Is that weird or is it just me?
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Re: my gf's dad checked her hemerhoid...how weird is that? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#19357901 - 01/02/14 10:58 AM (10 years, 29 days ago) |
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Well, I suppose a total strangers finger up your ass is also weird.
Somebody has to do it?
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Re: my gf's dad checked her hemerhoid...how weird is that? [Re: GoldenEye] 1
#19357929 - 01/02/14 11:05 AM (10 years, 29 days ago) |
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hes a doctor hes her dad and changed her diapers when she was a kid
sure its a lil wierd since shes 26, but its really not that weird. just saves her a trip to the doctors where a stranger woulda done it
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Re: my gf's dad checked her hemerhoid...how weird is that? [Re: GoldenEye] 1
#19357955 - 01/02/14 11:14 AM (10 years, 29 days ago) |
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To me it sounds like he loves his daughter in the true, authentic sense. sometimes love compels us to do uncomfortable things for the sake of the ones who we truly love.
My bro once had a cyst near his sphincter that was really painful, and while i was helping to keep his mind off of the pain one day, circumstances just ended up with me looking at the affected area so i could identify better with his suffering. It was not a sexual thing, or even that strange because true love makes it prudent to take that kind of action sometimes.
In the perception of true love, a sphincter is no longer an embarrassing, taboo thing that makes you blush or get aroused; it is just a part of the human body like any other, and it is quite humbling in its simplicity and lack of tabooness.
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Re: my gf's dad checked her hemerhoid...how weird is that? [Re: GoldenEye]
#19357977 - 01/02/14 11:21 AM (10 years, 29 days ago) |
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GoldenEye said: Well, I suppose a total strangers finger up your ass is also weird.
Somebody has to do it? 
exactly..he is a doctor so it's normal to them both. i wouldn't want my dad examining my asshole, but he's not a doctor.
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Re: my gf's dad checked her hemerhoid...how weird is that? [Re: claraclairvoyant] 6
#19357996 - 01/02/14 11:26 AM (10 years, 29 days ago) |
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is it weirder to know that i also checked her hemmerhoid?
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Re: my gf's dad checked her hemerhoid...how weird is that? [Re: claraclairvoyant]
#19357998 - 01/02/14 11:27 AM (10 years, 29 days ago) |
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I just picture her pussy being spread open too while he spreads for the asshole, idk i would think its weird as fuck too.
but i guess since hes a doctor
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Re: my gf's dad checked her hemerhoid...how weird is that? [Re: empty space]
#19358009 - 01/02/14 11:31 AM (10 years, 29 days ago) |
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empty space said: is it weirder to know that i also checked her hemmerhoid?

lolololololol
that made me laugh
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Re: my gf's dad checked her hemerhoid...how weird is that? [Re: Herbologist]
#19358063 - 01/02/14 11:51 AM (10 years, 29 days ago) |
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Herbologist said: I just picture her pussy being spread open too while he spreads for the asshole, idk i would think its weird as fuck too.
but i guess since hes a doctor 
Yeah. That's exactly it. I was having sex with her like that this morning and I couldn't help but think that her dad saw her laid out exactly like that just a few days ago. I know her dad and see him on a regular basis. It's like ahhh...coulda done without that image! It's all good tho. I love her and am glad she got care from someone she trusts and not some complete stranger.
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Re: my gf's dad checked her hemerhoid...how weird is that? [Re: Anonymous #1] 1
#19358110 - 01/02/14 12:02 PM (10 years, 29 days ago) |
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Herbologist said: I just picture her pussy being spread open too while he spreads for the asshole, idk i would think its weird as fuck too.
but i guess since hes a doctor 
Yeah. That's exactly it. I was having sex with her like that this morning and I couldn't help but think that her dad saw her laid out exactly like that just a few days ago. I know her dad and see him on a regular basis. It's like ahhh...coulda done without that image! It's all good tho. I love her and am glad she got care from someone she trusts and not some complete stranger.
its kinda like ur eskimo bros now
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Re: my gf's dad checked her hemerhoid...how weird is that? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#19358321 - 01/02/14 12:43 PM (10 years, 28 days ago) |
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Health care professionals look at things like this from a completely different point than other folks. It's not a big deal.....it's the human body.
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Re: my gf's dad checked her hemerhoid...how weird is that? [Re: Dark_Star] 1
#19358332 - 01/02/14 12:45 PM (10 years, 28 days ago) |
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OP, I'm sure her dad looked at her butt in three ways: as a doctor, as a father and as a man. And I'm sure his daughter felt that too, and I'm sure they both found it a little bit weird too. But in the end, it just makes sense. So to answer your question how weird it is: yeah, it's weird, but not in a bad way. Don't worry about it
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Re: my gf's dad checked her hemerhoid...how weird is that? [Re: koraks]
#19358715 - 01/02/14 02:00 PM (10 years, 28 days ago) |
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yeah when i read the title of the thread i thought it was really weird..but having more info, it's not. i doubt he had her vag spread too..it's possible to examine da booty without doing that...trust me.
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Re: my gf's dad checked her hemerhoid...how weird is that? [Re: claraclairvoyant]
#19358831 - 01/02/14 02:26 PM (10 years, 28 days ago) |
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Kinda weird, but he's a doctor. Why make an appointment with someone else and wait?
Wait until he stick he's fingers into your ass, now that's gonna weird.
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Re: my gf's dad checked her hemerhoid...how weird is that? [Re: claraclairvoyant] 2
#19358846 - 01/02/14 02:30 PM (10 years, 28 days ago) |
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Im sorry, this is all I think about when i read "26 year old..." "...bent over" "...asshole"
Whether those two quotes are filled with the words "father" "doctor" "check" and "hemorrhoid" or not, im aroused.
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Re: my gf's dad checked her hemerhoid...how weird is that? [Re: memes]
#19358998 - 01/02/14 03:01 PM (10 years, 28 days ago) |
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Perv...
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Re: my gf's dad checked her hemerhoid...how weird is that? [Re: Patlal]
#19361493 - 01/03/14 12:11 AM (10 years, 28 days ago) |
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Patlal said: Kinda weird, but he's a doctor. Why make an appointment with someone else and wait?
Wait until he stick he's fingers into your ass, now that's gonna weird.
Yeah, this is just the warming up phase for a threesome
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Re: my gf's dad checked her hemerhoid...how weird is that? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#19362080 - 01/03/14 04:28 AM (10 years, 28 days ago) |
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It's not weird when he wiped her ass.....it's not going to be weird when one day she wipes his.....I think it's an uncomfortable situation though.
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Re: my gf's dad checked her hemerhoid...how weird is that? [Re: memes]
#19362648 - 01/03/14 10:02 AM (10 years, 28 days ago) |
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memes said:

If this is how it went down.
yeah, id be weirded the hell out.
on a side note, that picture is awesome.
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Re: my gf's dad checked her hemerhoid...how weird is that? [Re: Herbologist]
#19375372 - 01/06/14 12:09 AM (10 years, 25 days ago) |
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In the perception of true love, a sphincter is no longer an embarrassing, taboo thing that makes you blush or get aroused; it is just a part of the human body like any other, and it is quite humbling in its simplicity and lack of tabooness.
  
I pissed myself at this sentence read on its own.
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