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OfflineSaucefraud
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Toilet spout.
    #19355772 - 01/01/14 06:23 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

So I just bought one of this last week; http://www.amazon.ca/DB-Tech-BI-003-Cleaning-Water-Bidet/dp/B00AP6VOYU/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1388625464&sr=8-1&keywords=bidet&tag=chrome0f-20.

It's a bidet. It feels so good. It reduces the amount of household paper I need to acquire and soil. Good for me, good for the environment good on my bank account. I don't know why these are so taboo in North America, they're so extra special nice! I would really encourage you to look closer into the benefits of a thoroughly hosed down hindquarter.


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Re: Toilet spout. [Re: Saucefraud] * 1
    #19356010 - 01/01/14 07:42 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

yeah because after i take a shit i want my asshole to be all wet when i put my pants back on


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Re: Toilet spout. [Re: Saucefraud]
    #19356038 - 01/01/14 07:53 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Yeah I bet you tickle your prostate before bed too..


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Re: Toilet spout. [Re: Saucefraud] * 1
    #19356062 - 01/01/14 08:01 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

That would be a classy way to clean the old posterior


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Re: Toilet spout. [Re: AnarchyXx420xX] * 1
    #19356066 - 01/01/14 08:01 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Maybe this can replace my removable shower head.....


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