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    #19355627 - 01/01/14 05:48 PM (10 years, 29 days ago)

Post deleted by Ellis Dee<p>Reason for deletion: The world may not be ready for this revelation. Never mind. Consider it a joke. Nevermind.


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"If the foundations be destroyed, what can the righteous do."-King Solomon

And there was war in heaven: Michael and his angels fought against the dragon; and the dragon fought and his angels,


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Re: Today I held a strangers baby and prophesied over the boy as I saw his future [Re: Ellis Dee]
    #19355631 - 01/01/14 05:48 PM (10 years, 29 days ago)

:whateveryousayfreak:


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Re: Today I held a strangers baby and prophesied over the boy as I saw his future [Re: Ellis Dee]
    #19355638 - 01/01/14 05:49 PM (10 years, 29 days ago)

:seriousthumbsup:


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Re: Today I held a strangers baby and prophesied over the boy as I saw his future [Re: Synthe]
    #19355646 - 01/01/14 05:51 PM (10 years, 29 days ago)

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:whateveryousayfreak:




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Re: Today I held a strangers baby and prophesied over the boy as I saw his future [Re: Synthe]
    #19355647 - 01/01/14 05:52 PM (10 years, 29 days ago)

I started out thinking this was a story. Then I was like "OHHH this is a joke." Then I realized it wasn't...


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Re: Today I held a strangers baby and prophesied over the boy as I saw his future [Re: Synthe]
    #19355652 - 01/01/14 05:52 PM (10 years, 29 days ago)

You did know you created this reality said those words right? And that not being something you figured out later?


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Re: Today I held a strangers baby and prophesied over the boy as I saw his future [Re: g00ru]
    #19355653 - 01/01/14 05:52 PM (10 years, 29 days ago)

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Re: Today I held a strangers baby and prophesied over the boy as I saw his future [Re: the mad machinest]
    #19355659 - 01/01/14 05:55 PM (10 years, 29 days ago)

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Re: Today I held a strangers baby and prophesied over the boy as I saw his future [Re: Icyus]
    #19355661 - 01/01/14 05:55 PM (10 years, 29 days ago)

When you let the universe guide you... there are many things in the universe.. you ought to be aware which whispers you most likely subconsciously listen to.. feel the vibe you are expereancing at that moment.. important this is.. so not any a fool might manipulate you..


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Re: Today I held a strangers baby and prophesied over the boy as I saw his future [Re: the mad machinest]
    #19355665 - 01/01/14 05:56 PM (10 years, 29 days ago)



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Re: Today I held a strangers baby and prophesied over the boy as I saw his future [Re: mindOmy]
    #19355678 - 01/01/14 06:00 PM (10 years, 29 days ago)

God made his forehead extra big on purpose.


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Re: Today I held a strangers baby and prophesied over the boy as I saw his future [Re: Icyus]
    #19355685 - 01/01/14 06:01 PM (10 years, 29 days ago)

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You did know you created this reality said those words right? And that not being something you figured out later?



That much remains unclear.

It seems obvious to me that we each live in a seperate universe of our own construction. How those seperate universes interact at all is rather a puzzle. I know what I know. Its like perhaps on the same server and I've entered a hack but a rather random hack that sends me random data about other players. It might be nothing mroe than a matrix, its unclear, but it seems like completely distinct universes.


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Re: Today I held a strangers baby and prophesied over the boy as I saw his future [Re: Ellis Dee]
    #19355698 - 01/01/14 06:04 PM (10 years, 29 days ago)

Fool, I say then. You are but a child... never been to wizard school? I offered to teach you, but nooooo, you needed to walk this path alone and now you will help the demons destroy the world... I am sure of it... almost.. nah.. screw the world then.. just so baffling.. the ignorance...


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Re: Today I held a strangers baby and prophesied over the boy as I saw his future [Re: Ellis Dee]
    #19355706 - 01/01/14 06:06 PM (10 years, 29 days ago)

Well I for one thought your thread was very inspiring. You should just leave it up and let people take it for what it is. Stuff like that is very hard for people to comprehend possibly being true so you will always be confronted by sceptics when telling people such a thing.


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Re: *DELETED* [Re: Ellis Dee]
    #19355719 - 01/01/14 06:09 PM (10 years, 29 days ago)

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At the gas station a woman took in her infant son rather than leave him for a moment in her car. It was a good thing for her too. As it was near the checkout and she fumbled for someting in her purse I asked to hold the child. As I lifted him I saw his future as clearly as I see the keyboard I type this on. I said unto her, "this boy, his middle name is Milton and he was born June 23rd?" And she said dumbfoundedly, "yes".

I spake unto her, "Woman I see this child's future. He will become an electrician by trade and marry at age 23 to a girl with a tatoo of whom you do not approve. Over the years you will grow to love the girl and remember back on this day for it shall come to pass you will have 5 grandchildren by this son of your flesh."

I gave the child my blessing and handed him back over to his mother. As she left rather hurriedly I knew I changed the fortune of that family. For they will remember meeting a living enlightened god.

Now its kind of interesting being enlightened. I don't automatically know everything about everyone. There's not a switch I turn on and off to know things, I just do sometimes. Like I might automatically know that a person is a homosexual pedophile or their favorite color is green. Its rather random flashes of knowledge and insight sometimes things I'd much rather never know about them.

Today this boy was special. Special to me. He will live a life guided by my divine providence, from my lips I spake his future and that will be his life. Its just another day in the buddha game. Tomorrow, maybe I'll heal someone. I don;t know, for this flesh is that but a fool in the void. Wherever the universe takes me I go. I don;t ask anymore, merely go with it.




What a riveting story.

You and the user formerly known as TheMushroomJesus should get in contact.


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Re: *DELETED* [Re: Everlong]
    #19355755 - 01/01/14 06:18 PM (10 years, 29 days ago)

assuming he was being honest then yeah i'll take him at his word. things like that really do happen...and that's all i'm gonna say.


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    #19355790 - 01/01/14 06:27 PM (10 years, 29 days ago)

Got any random flashes of insight about yours truly?  :naughty:

I'm honestly curious.


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Re: *DELETED* [Re: Ellis Dee] * 1
    #19355902 - 01/01/14 07:03 PM (10 years, 29 days ago)

I have times when I see a revelation occur, it gives me a glimpse into realms of delight that are far removed from the equator. They might view things as if they are watching fireworks go off with binoculars there...Well everyone has pretty much disappeared. There is literally no other human beings in sight, like it seems everyone has gone away, noone is comng back anymore. I went into a few shops & none of the owners were running their shops, or if they were it was to sell some small trinket that won't hold anyone there. I pretty much watched them exit their shops & drive away. They didn't even put a sign on the door, just left it & decided nature could decide the course of action that could potentially take place in this shop since his departure. For I recall an incident a few years ago where a group of people planned a stealthy operation to lure the owner into selling his business to us, he might have planned to sell it off to someone else though. I always vaguely suspected he might sell something without realizing that he sold it to his friend & made an accident. He was easily confused by most incoming news thus would at times believe that the news was meant for his neighbor & not him. Sometimes even walking over & knocking on his door to ask him if he received the same news. He didn't come to the door right away as if he had something else he was doing inside the house before I knocked, and, having grew impatient decided to knock once more to ensure that he recognized that there was someone demanding he opened up. I actually wanted to create a group of people that went around neighborhoods & knocked on every door to inform them of news, news that must be sent & always was. Some of them refused to answer the door & wouldn't leave the house which was fine, however, we weren't going to give up so easily & persisted in our endeavors to acquire their attention. For we might pay attention to something but then realize we didn't require to. We would go to the back of their house & write graffiti on the walls so he remembered us next time. We had atleast 30 cans we brought over & we all took turns spraying the wall. I wanted to spray the entire outside layer, but they insisted we only do half of it. I found a guy that sold his business a year ago but recently attained new prospects for business exchanges. He sort of fired all of his employers the first day of work & they were out of jobs & wouldn't have ones for years. He actually went to the government & insisted that these people be taken off job duty, stating that they would never have to work again. They all abandoned the notion one must work & neglected their duties. Sometimes we must acknowledge how otherse have persistently reminded us about mentioning word about who they hire, for one may only wish to hire someone they know is reliable enough to get the job done.


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    #19355947 - 01/01/14 07:17 PM (10 years, 29 days ago)

I don't trust anyone who uses "spake" unsardonically.


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    #19355974 - 01/01/14 07:26 PM (10 years, 29 days ago)

I don't know what to say to you. I'm having trouble forming the right words to say to clear this up. My friend is helping me put back the pieces, he dropped some of them though. He came over with an outdated satire, or a half assed attempt at satire. I bumped into him on my way out of work, we both had folders and we got our papers mixed up. I didn't realize til I got home that our papers were shifted. I mean to call him tomorrow & trade our papers back. I had my sheet taken away a yr before. A girl in my clss went into my folder & took half of what little paper remained.


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