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Unfolding Nature Shop: Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order

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InvisibleSynthe
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Ken Dolls
    #19355316 - 01/01/14 04:22 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

So last night I had a Blue Dream about my neighbor Jack Herer who stopped by to peddle some Girl Scout Cookies. I told him that Pineapple Express was on and I didn't want to miss it after the commercial break and retreated to within my humble adobe. I remembered that I met his uncle at a new years party. The dude ran into me in the kitchen and we struggled over the same bag of Doritos for the same noble cause. We got into a conversation about his nephew who had signed up as a recruit in the Royal Navy. That young man sailed the seven seas with cottonmouth and frosted flakes. His favorite variety was discontinued suddenly, at at the time, two and a half years into his 4-year tour, he was described as having "flipped shit". The truth was much more shocking. He had indeed flipped shit... quite literally! He flipped shit and directed it at innocent civilians on the street just to get a reaction. One of his victims was a 22-year old college student named Kim. When he engaged her in mortal combat, she survived. Not by winning, but by escaping, by being the more cunning of the two. She proved herself that day, when she slung herself off the freeway and landed on the top of a truck passing below. Her older brother was a firefighter on vacation in Istanbul. This man insisted that the city was properly to be referred to as "Constantinople". All logic prevailed and his foolish idea was cast to the side. In a fit of sadness, he ate three Spam single-packs and threw up. The CEO of Spam had a young sun who had hijacked an armored car for the purpose of using it to break into a heavily guarded server room. One of the guards had a wife named Henrieta, a Spanish national who was taking refuge in her brothers bunk. The man had drowned in a lake some years before, but not before creating the legacy of his son. He was trained in the martial arts and instructed how to kill a man with a pencil precisely 37 different ways. This man could freestyle more proficiently than any other rapper in the world while playing two instruments all at the same time. He did so, frequently. One day he was all up in the club not giving a fuck when he began to give a fuck. He started to give all sorts of fucks which shattered his illusion of reality. It turned out he was a character played by Leonardo DiCaprio in a recent psychological-thriller. The character was a funny fellow is sick and spiteful two pacs twisted delightful. is?


Hers name was Kenny.


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InvisibleFrozenHappiness
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Re: Ken Dolls [Re: Synthe]
    #19355428 - 01/01/14 04:49 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

nvm


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