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Eccentric Grandparents...
    #19353849 - 01/01/14 06:56 AM (10 years, 30 days ago)

Many of are lucky enough to have an eccentric grandparent or maybe a few eccentric grandparents, which are often treasure troves of unintentional comedy. This thread is dedicated to all of off the wall, wacky, and just plain old crazy grandparents out there and the things they say.

My eccentric grandfather who is 78 has said loads of hilarious shit over the years, but here are some of my favorites.

"Hey baby, you wanna come home with me?" (To a 6 year old girl at WalMart)

I seen the Sheriff over there at that house the other day, and I know what he's doing. He selling them drugs, the Sheriff is a drug dealer!

And my favorite, the time my sort've racist grandfather saw an interracial couple at Golden Coral. When the manager of the place was going around asking everyone how they enjoyed their meals, he struck up a conversation with my grandfather. Some how through the conversation my grandpa managed to say, "Hey, you seen that white girl over there with a nigger?" Turns out that was the managers daughter, and my grandpa and grandma were kicked out of Golden Coral.


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