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Sheekle
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Re: Pics of pubbers '14 edition...! [Re: sun_spots]
#21024870 - 12/25/14 01:42 PM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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Sheekle said: Over the Summer, my mom found a laundry basket full of cum socks of mine that i had accumulated over some time, and send me a picture of all the socks with a caption that said "found your socks", while I was on acid
That sounds like something I'd do if I found my son's jizz socks. Which I'm sure I will someday. Probably sooner than I know. Haha. Oh man... I just made myself sad. Thanks a lot Sheekle.
P.S. This is a really good reason to do your own laundry. Live & learn.
I had actually planned on doing that laundry right after I got back from the festival I was at. Instead I came home to a laundry basket entirely complsed of socks, with a note on top that said:, "Clean socks: Washed, bleached, washed, dried."
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Re: Pics of pubbers '14 edition...! [Re: Sheekle] 5
#21024889 - 12/25/14 01:45 PM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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What your mom was really saying was don't waste your cum on your socks. Waste it in me.
Merry Christmas Sheekle
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Merry Christmas
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Re: Pics of pubbers '14 edition...! [Re: sun_spots]
#21024907 - 12/25/14 01:51 PM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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sun_spots said: Haha, that'd be awful. Good thing I've never had a dildo.
Right.
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Ive already seen you doobie dude, and I was very *pleasantly* surpriZed
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Re: Pics of pubbers '14 edition...! [Re: kr0nik0]
#21026880 - 12/26/14 02:46 AM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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That's priceless.
Your poor mom though. Touching all your jizz soaked socks. 
Am I the only one who hasn't jazzed in socks much? I only recall 1 or 2 times as a exspiriment to see if the sock felt good for one ( I was 12 or 13, somewhere around that prime horny age ) and 2 too see if clean up was easier ( it was ) But I usallly just jizz on my stomache nad just pull up my boxers and it soakes it all up 
But I haven't even jacked off in 3+ weeks I really neeed to rub one out tonight
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Re: Pics of pubbers '14 edition...! [Re: SunnyD] 5
#21026894 - 12/26/14 03:10 AM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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wtf man you walk around with cummy boxers? That's kinda fucked up. Why don't people just masturbate into kleenex?
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I change em daily Not really nasty, there isn't a monsterous amount of bacteria in cum
Just sperm, semen, calcium and a handful of other funny thingZz
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Re: Pics of pubbers '14 edition...! [Re: SunnyD] 1
#21026980 - 12/26/14 05:07 AM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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lol to each their own I suppose. I'm not gonna tell you how to get your rocks off.
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They still haven't got off I really need to put on some porn or something cant be healthy to go 3+ weeks
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Re: Pics of pubbers '14 edition...! [Re: SunnyD]
#21026990 - 12/26/14 05:19 AM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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3+ weeks is fucked. I haven't done taht since i started jerking off. The longest I went was 2 weeks cause I was determined to have a girl be the next thing to make me cum. It didn't work lol, I ended up fapping before I got laid
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Re: Pics of pubbers '14 edition...! [Re: SunnyD]
#21026991 - 12/26/14 05:19 AM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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My head will be rocking soon
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Re: Pics of pubbers '14 edition...! [Re: SunnyD]
#21027001 - 12/26/14 05:33 AM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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Damn that was a good OJ! Creamed so guhd
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Re: Pics of pubbers '14 edition...! [Re: SunnyD]
#21027076 - 12/26/14 07:22 AM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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You're a weird guy.
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underfliptown said: wtf man you walk around with cummy boxers? That's kinda fucked up. Why don't people just masturbate into kleenex?
Exactly.
I just used the sock reference because that's what most horny teenagers tend to do on silly tv shows and movies.
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cojo you are so pretty.
also, redheads are mean. its not cute.
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Youre just now figuring that out? Always been weird always will be
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Re: Pics of pubbers '14 edition...! [Re: SunnyD]
#21027479 - 12/26/14 10:48 AM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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Daddyzomed said: Damn that was a good OJ! Creamed so guhd 
You're sick and twisted
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Re: Pics of pubbers '14 edition...! [Re: Sheekle]
#21027489 - 12/26/14 10:50 AM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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sikhrt
Your twisted n sick
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Re: Pics of pubbers '14 edition...! [Re: SunnyD]
#21027503 - 12/26/14 10:54 AM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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What does OJ stand for? Orgasm-Job?
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