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InvisibleNWlight
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I NEED A RIDE!!!
    #19352837 - 12/31/13 09:15 PM (10 years, 30 days ago)

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Invisiblejewunit
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Re: I NEED A RIDE!!! [Re: NWlight] * 4
    #19352843 - 12/31/13 09:18 PM (10 years, 30 days ago)

How good are your blowjob skills?


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Re: I NEED A RIDE!!! [Re: jewunit]
    #19352851 - 12/31/13 09:22 PM (10 years, 30 days ago)

How good do they need to be for you to drive from Ohio?


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Re: I NEED A RIDE!!! [Re: koods]
    #19352868 - 12/31/13 09:27 PM (10 years, 30 days ago)

You guys are sick...a grand an I could get cst to get ya


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Re: I NEED A RIDE!!! [Re: Polk_Audio3] * 7
    #19352897 - 12/31/13 09:40 PM (10 years, 30 days ago)

Who's sick? It's called quid pro quo, which is Latin for I scratch your back, you suck my dick.


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Re: I NEED A RIDE!!! [Re: jewunit]
    #19352901 - 12/31/13 09:41 PM (10 years, 30 days ago)

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jewunit said:
How good are your blowjob skills?




I live a about 100 miles from portland in Washington.

That's what I'm wondering.


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Re: I NEED A RIDE!!! [Re: Enjoywho]
    #19352909 - 12/31/13 09:43 PM (10 years, 30 days ago)

Eugene sounds like a very nerdy place.


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InvisibleNWlight
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Re: I NEED A RIDE!!! [Re: koods]
    #19352918 - 12/31/13 09:47 PM (10 years, 30 days ago)

get ride or STFu :crankey: lol


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Re: I NEED A RIDE!!! [Re: NWlight]
    #19352926 - 12/31/13 09:48 PM (10 years, 30 days ago)

Fine. I thought you could use a little humor while you arrange your drug run.


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Re: I NEED A RIDE!!! [Re: jewunit]
    #19352937 - 12/31/13 09:51 PM (10 years, 30 days ago)

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jewunit said:
How good are your blowjob skills?



:lolsy:


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Re: I NEED A RIDE!!! [Re: NWlight]
    #19352940 - 12/31/13 09:52 PM (10 years, 30 days ago)

Tell you what, why don't you give me a ride to Atlanta? That's the best I can do for you


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Re: I NEED A RIDE!!! [Re: koods]
    #19352943 - 12/31/13 09:53 PM (10 years, 30 days ago)

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koods said:
How good do they need to be for you to drive from Ohio?



I'm in New York right now, but I've always wanted to check out Portland. So they don't need to be that good.


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Re: I NEED A RIDE!!! [Re: XUL]
    #19352945 - 12/31/13 09:53 PM (10 years, 30 days ago)

do these threads ever work???

i need a place to stay!

i need a ride!

any one want to go with me to...!

really, come on guys. unless you know somone personally the odds of people not just trolling are about 1 in 0. get it? lol


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Re: I NEED A RIDE!!! [Re: evileye001]
    #19352951 - 12/31/13 09:54 PM (10 years, 30 days ago)

Honestly there are users that I would give rides to or let crash on my couch if they posted a thread about it. For the most part though the users in my area all know each other and would probably just call each other instead of posting a thread about it.


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Re: I NEED A RIDE!!! [Re: evileye001]
    #19352958 - 12/31/13 09:56 PM (10 years, 30 days ago)

Quote:

evileye001 said:
do these threads ever work???

i need a place to stay!

i need a ride!

any one want to go with me to...!

really, come on guys. unless you know somone personally the odds of people not just trolling are about 1 in 0. get it? lol



ERROR: Divide by zero


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Re: I NEED A RIDE!!! [Re: evileye001]
    #19352960 - 12/31/13 09:56 PM (10 years, 30 days ago)

I'd do it if I were in the area :shrug:


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Re: I NEED A RIDE!!! [Re: koods]
    #19352964 - 12/31/13 09:57 PM (10 years, 30 days ago)

People put flyers up in grocery stores and Starbucks. This place has to be better than that, right?


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Re: I NEED A RIDE!!! [Re: NWlight]
    #19353071 - 12/31/13 10:32 PM (10 years, 30 days ago)

Quote:

NWlight said:
get ride or STFu :crankey: lol




I'm saying I'd be willing to drive to pick you up.

But I'm willing to drive it depending on how good the head is.


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Re: I NEED A RIDE!!! [Re: Enjoywho] * 1
    #19353259 - 12/31/13 11:52 PM (10 years, 30 days ago)

im drunk as fuck but im willing to drive you


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Re: I NEED A RIDE!!! [Re: DebuteMachine]
    #19353291 - 01/01/14 12:03 AM (10 years, 30 days ago)

LOL


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Re: I NEED A RIDE!!! [Re: Into The Woods]
    #19353355 - 01/01/14 12:40 AM (10 years, 30 days ago)

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DebuteMachine said:
im drunk as fuck but im willing to drive you




Quote:

Into The Woods said:
LOL




That may be the best offer, considering everyone else wants a blow job.


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Re: I NEED A RIDE!!! [Re: koods]
    #19353364 - 01/01/14 12:50 AM (10 years, 30 days ago)

He was last seen three hours ago, he's probably hitchhiked his way into a trucker's crotch by now, anyway.


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Re: I NEED A RIDE!!! [Re: Into The Woods] * 9
    #19353398 - 01/01/14 01:05 AM (10 years, 30 days ago)

Truckers getting what they soon call a "NW Light"


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Re: I NEED A RIDE!!! [Re: evileye001]
    #19353686 - 01/01/14 04:26 AM (10 years, 30 days ago)

Quote:

evileye001 said:
do these threads ever work???

i need a place to stay!

i need a ride!

any one want to go with me to...!

really, come on guys. unless you know somone personally the odds of people not just trolling are about 1 in 0. get it? lol




It works if you are a reputable member who has been around for awhile

There are several dozen shroomerites I have met or feel I know well enough to through the forums that I would help out if they needed it :shrug:


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Re: I NEED A RIDE!!! [Re: KillerPicklez]
    #19353728 - 01/01/14 04:53 AM (10 years, 30 days ago)

In exchange for roadside favours.


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Re: I NEED A RIDE!!! [Re: Into The Woods]
    #19353731 - 01/01/14 04:57 AM (10 years, 30 days ago)

dicks dont suck themselves


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Re: I NEED A RIDE!!! [Re: KillerPicklez]
    #19353737 - 01/01/14 05:05 AM (10 years, 30 days ago)

No they do not.


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Re: I NEED A RIDE!!! [Re: Into The Woods]
    #19353742 - 01/01/14 05:06 AM (10 years, 30 days ago)

I would let Banez suck my dick, for the record.


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Re: I NEED A RIDE!!! [Re: jewunit]
    #19353776 - 01/01/14 05:30 AM (10 years, 30 days ago)

The rules say getting your dick sucked by a dude doesn't make you gay.


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Re: I NEED A RIDE!!! [Re: koods]
    #19354160 - 01/01/14 10:05 AM (10 years, 30 days ago)

Quote:

koods said:
The rules say getting your dick sucked by a dude doesn't make you gay.




Nooo! That's absolutely gay.

But you're safe as long as you don't look them in the eyes.

:cookiemonster:


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Re: I NEED A RIDE!!! [Re: DebuteMachine]
    #19354222 - 01/01/14 10:29 AM (10 years, 30 days ago)

why must you live so far NW?

I d totally give you a ride brother but im like 4 states away..matterfact it would be MY pleasure to give you a ride(no homo)


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Re: I NEED A RIDE!!! [Re: Doctor Sponge] * 1
    #19355878 - 01/01/14 06:56 PM (10 years, 29 days ago)

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learning sponge said:
I d totally give you a ride brother but im like 4 states away..matterfact it would be MY pleasure to give you a ride(no homo)




from the sounds of it, it would be a pleasure for whoever ends up giving him a ride :wink:


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Re: I NEED A RIDE!!! [Re: KillerPicklez]
    #19355913 - 01/01/14 07:07 PM (10 years, 29 days ago)

I'd come pick you up on my bicycle but you gotta ride handlebars  :mastershake:


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Re: I NEED A RIDE!!! [Re: IISkuNkII]
    #19360995 - 01/02/14 10:05 PM (10 years, 28 days ago)

well I got a ride but had to hitchhike back lol. :smile:

home safe


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Re: I NEED A RIDE!!! [Re: NWlight]
    #19361019 - 01/02/14 10:11 PM (10 years, 28 days ago)

Don't worry about it man, everyone's done something they're ashamed of.


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Re: I NEED A RIDE!!! [Re: Into The Woods]
    #19361188 - 01/02/14 10:53 PM (10 years, 28 days ago)

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Don't worry about it man, everyone's done something they're ashamed of.




your just not going to let that go are you lol.

:fappage:


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Re: I NEED A RIDE!!! [Re: evileye001]
    #19361198 - 01/02/14 10:55 PM (10 years, 28 days ago)

I wonder if that's what the trucker said. :bjlips:


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Re: I NEED A RIDE!!! [Re: Into The Woods]
    #19361337 - 01/02/14 11:33 PM (10 years, 28 days ago)

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I wonder if that's what the trucker said. :bjlips:




:shockingsurprise:

:rofl2:

nice...


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Re: I NEED A RIDE!!! [Re: evileye001]
    #19362157 - 01/03/14 05:49 AM (10 years, 28 days ago)

lol actually the guy was hella cool and he had an open container of bourbon.

he let me take like 4 shots while we drove :rofl:

best pickup ever


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Re: I NEED A RIDE!!! [Re: NWlight]
    #19362171 - 01/03/14 05:57 AM (10 years, 28 days ago)

didnt u buy an awesome car with a whole bunch of bitcoin or somethin


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Re: I NEED A RIDE!!! [Re: LittleDipster]
    #19362230 - 01/03/14 06:35 AM (10 years, 28 days ago)

DUI this summer cant drive for another 6 months :blush::frown:


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Re: I NEED A RIDE!!! [Re: NWlight]
    #19362535 - 01/03/14 09:17 AM (10 years, 28 days ago)

And you hitchhiked with a guy that had an open bottle of liquor :lol:


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Re: I NEED A RIDE!!! [Re: jewunit]
    #19362745 - 01/03/14 10:30 AM (10 years, 28 days ago)

:shrug:

i got home alright


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