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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #19339528 - 12/28/13 11:25 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

the worst situations i've been in causing long term issues: getting hit on the back of the head/upper neck with a crowbar, falling from 5 ft. landing on my head.  i just can't think straight these days boys. :bubbles:


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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: KingKnowledge]
    #19339564 - 12/28/13 11:38 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

One time, when I lived in Hawaii, me and my friend took about a gram of mushrooms and got really lost in a REALLY BIG fern forest. If he didn't have his cell phone, we could have been stuck out there for days, maybe died :facepalm:

Luckily, the fire department Search and Recuse had a helicopter and a team of rescuers to find us, and they eventually did with their flashlights and them yelling toward us. They finally found us at like 12:30am, after being lost for like 6 hours. I remember shaking these huge fern trees at the helicopter flying about to get their attention.

It was a pretty frightening experience, and I hope to NEVER repeat it. No more getting lost with little food and water on shrooms. There was one cool part: we both got an individual airlift by the helicopter out of the fern forest. That was awesome. And scary. We were sooooooo far from the original lava bed trail we originally took. I couldn't believe how far we traveled. :omgz:

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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #19339571 - 12/28/13 11:41 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

haha nice, how hard were you guys tripping? were you back to baseline when the
helicopters got you? i swear that must have been BEAUTIFUL looking out of those
helicopters after a trip.


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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: Legend]
    #19339626 - 12/28/13 11:59 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Yeah, we weren't tripping that hard, like just confusion and like "hey, lets keep going farther!" feeling.


We were pretty much back to baseline when the heli's got us, but I could still kinda feel it.


Also, I forgot to mention, we werent in the helicopter, we were in a 2 person basket that hung below it. It was way cooler cause of that, but Im a little scared of heights, so a little sketch too. :dontspillme:

And yes, the forest at night looking down, from that hanging people basket was AMAZING. And relieving. We finally got out.

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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #19339701 - 12/29/13 12:17 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

This thread needs an anon option!

I will be honest then.


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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: trekie]
    #19339717 - 12/29/13 12:21 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I am an international student who met a group of nice friends when moving into the apartment. Our first semester we had the craziest fucking times, smoking weed 20 times a day, snorting shit sometimes, tripping sometimes, pretty much everything except smoking stuff and IV.

Anyways there was a day where the police busted down their door and my two friends who owned that apartment were arrested (they're fine right now just on probation) but that experience, being an international student, could have gone so much worse. I could have been deported, or if not if I was caught with substances I would have to go through so much shit because I don't have many documents here.


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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: mr sniffles]
    #19339767 - 12/29/13 12:41 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Having my life threatened by an old "friend" while he was on a huge crystal meth binge. This happened in my OWN bedroom. Won't go into details because I don't want to relive it.

Other than this, I'd say getting kicked out of my old roommate's apartment. Luckily, I met my NEW roommate who is a lot nicer than my last jack ass roommate. And my parent's house was occupied at the time so I couldn't go back home.


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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: occollegeboi]
    #19339992 - 12/29/13 02:02 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Me and three other good friends were posting up in the parking lot of an old folks home.  We had been there the past two weekends blazin and chillin to tunes.  We were all pretty new to smokin at this point and I had just picked up some bomb ass purp.  We were smoking out a shitty soft glass bong takin rip after rip.  It was my good friends first night ever smoking so he dint know how to hit the bong.  I was like it is all good I got ya.  I pack it to the brim and torch the whole bowl.  After that he was gone.  He said I looked like a human with cat for a head.  All baked as shit we started jammin to satisfaction by benny benassi.  My friend was messing with the volume turning it up and down real quick so it sounded all trippy.  In this happy daze all the sudden we see mad sirens pull up behind us.  I threw the bong underneath my friends seat and the bong water spilt everwhere.  The cop rolls up and smoke is billowing out the window.  He tells us to get the fuck out.  they search us all only to find absolutely nothing cept the bong.  I was so lucky to have left the bagged out zip at my friends place.  They gave us a rough time at first then started joking with us.  One cop was like this isnt so bad.  In college it will hurt when you pee.  They were especially mean/harsh to my black friend and I imagine it would have gone very different if we were all black.  Twas a crazy time


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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: KingKnowledge]
    #19341594 - 12/29/13 01:36 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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If this was posted in anon id be tempted to answer truthfully

Drug overdoses requiring hospital, being arrested, getting mugged etc. is the stuff I can own up to publicly




Just use SWIM. Then we all know you're talking about your friend, not you

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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #19342443 - 12/29/13 04:41 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Bump.

I want more stories.

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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: Slate]
    #19344332 - 12/30/13 12:12 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Alright, you want more stories? I already talked about a serious drug problem, serious health issues, and serious legal trouble. I guess ill move on to serious girl trouble. When I was in college, I was living over 1200 miles away from my friends and family. I ended up dating this one chick for 3 years, and we lived together for about 2 and a half years. We never argued and always got along great. I was sure I was going to end up merrying this girl, but then the shit hits the fan. She ends up cheating on me, and avoiding me. We break up a week before I graduate, and just after I paid our $900 rent. So I'm pretty much broke, far away from all my friends and family, and kinda stuck. I didn't want to be there, but had no where I could crash long enough to get back on my feet. I end up using the little money I have left to get home. I grabbed what I could of my shit, and flew out the day after graduating.
But none of that compares to the situation I'm in now. I'm not going to go into detail, but I have a kid with a woman I can't stand anymore. You know the hell of trying to raise kids with someone you no longer even like as a person!?!?!


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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: blackwidow187]
    #19344337 - 12/30/13 12:14 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

It didn't feel like it at the time but when I attempted suicide had to be the closest I've been to death so I guess that would top off some pretty shitty circumstances


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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: plektheplek] * 1
    #19346372 - 12/30/13 01:46 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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It didn't feel like it at the time but when I attempted suicide had to be the closest I've been to death so I guess that would top off some pretty shitty circumstances




Good thing it was only attempted and not successful.

Glad you're with us.


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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: vinsue]
    #19346491 - 12/30/13 02:11 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

2nd place would be when a tweeker stuck a .38 practically up my nose over a 1/2 lb of pot. I truly believed I was going to die that night...:shrug: . . . :peace:



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The worst situation I've experienced was when about a dozen undercover and uniformed cops raided my house. That bust cost me over 1 year in :chaingang:.

  2nd place would be when a tweeker stuck a .38 practically up my nose over a 1/2 lb of pot. I truly believed I was going to die that night...:shrug: . . . :peace:




This for sure, my house getting raided for a homicide case was/ is the most violating feeling I've ever experienced, knowing that every firearm i posed, my glass collection.. EVERYTHING was taken.. There were pages and pages of yellow forfeiture and seizure items.. (Things they took)

My trial is yet to be started and i don't even know the kid that died.

Worst situation currently at hand but I've had worst days;)


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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: KingKnowledge]
    #19346551 - 12/30/13 02:23 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

one time I was bangig this lesbian from my work. well after we got done banging we where hanging out and whatnot(at her house). well as we where getting ready to leave I hear her girlfriend pull into the driveway and start walking to the door. so naturally I run for the back door.....but wait, the backdoor was locked and i couldnt figure out how to unlock it. so the next thing I do is hide behind the blinds lol
well then I heard the girl I was banging and her girlfriend get in a huge argument because I had made so much noise trying to escape she knew I was there.
  So my lesbian LEAVES me alone there and on top of that this girls gf is standing right behind me with a field hockey stick crying her heart out,I explained things to her and whatnot but she was so pissed that she just told me to leave.
now me being me I couldnt leave a girl in distress so I ended up staying for like another 30 mins to talk to her (she even gave me an ice cream:hellyeah:) so eventually I decide to leave.....except the girl I was banging took my shoes and cellphone with her when she left because she thought I had left out the back door before she left.

long story short she was waiting outside and we went and got some tacobell after:thumbup:


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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: Dr.Dankhead]
    #19346601 - 12/30/13 02:33 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: kinkaku]
    #19347015 - 12/30/13 04:10 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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one time I was bangig this lesbian from my work. well after we got done banging we where hanging out and whatnot(at her house). well as we where getting ready to leave I hear her girlfriend pull into the driveway and start walking to the door. so naturally I run for the back door.....but wait, the backdoor was locked and i couldnt figure out how to unlock it. so the next thing I do is hide behind the blinds lol
well then I heard the girl I was banging and her girlfriend get in a huge argument because I had made so much noise trying to escape she knew I was there.
  So my lesbian LEAVES me alone there and on top of that this girls gf is standing right behind me with a field hockey stick crying her heart out,I explained things to her and whatnot but she was so pissed that she just told me to leave.
now me being me I couldnt leave a girl in distress so I ended up staying for like another 30 mins to talk to her (she even gave me an ice cream:hellyeah:) so eventually I decide to leave.....except the girl I was banging took my shoes and cellphone with her when she left because she thought I had left out the back door before she left.

long story short she was waiting outside and we went and got some tacobell after:thumbup:



You shoulda banged her too. Or better yet, threesome  :grin:


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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #19352462 - 12/31/13 07:35 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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FruitOfLife said:
Quote:

kinkaku said:
one time I was bangig this lesbian from my work. well after we got done banging we where hanging out and whatnot(at her house). well as we where getting ready to leave I hear her girlfriend pull into the driveway and start walking to the door. so naturally I run for the back door.....but wait, the backdoor was locked and i couldnt figure out how to unlock it. so the next thing I do is hide behind the blinds lol
well then I heard the girl I was banging and her girlfriend get in a huge argument because I had made so much noise trying to escape she knew I was there.
  So my lesbian LEAVES me alone there and on top of that this girls gf is standing right behind me with a field hockey stick crying her heart out,I explained things to her and whatnot but she was so pissed that she just told me to leave.
now me being me I couldnt leave a girl in distress so I ended up staying for like another 30 mins to talk to her (she even gave me an ice cream:hellyeah:) so eventually I decide to leave.....except the girl I was banging took my shoes and cellphone with her when she left because she thought I had left out the back door before she left.

long story short she was waiting outside and we went and got some tacobell after:thumbup:



You shoulda banged her too. Or better yet, threesome  :grin:




I almost did haha like 2 weeks later, we made plans but I never followed through (little worried she was trying to kill me).


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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: kinkaku]
    #19353113 - 12/31/13 10:51 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I actually wrote a book about all the bogus situations i've been in.  a good 200 page book!  Ill share one for now.

When I was 17 coming home from school at 3pm.  I walked because it was like 1 min from my house.  I was walking up to the door on the side of my house and I seen my ma wasn't home, as the garage was on the same side.  As i'm walking up, I see my dad walking too the ladder he just set up to blow out the gutters on the house.  The ladder was around the corner from the door.  My dad is a raging skinny alcoholic and I was so dead sick of his shit at the time.  So as hes climbing the ladder and I have the door open to go inside and drop my books and shit off, he says. "Tripp, come over here and hold the ladder for me".  I said, "give me a minute to set my stuff down."  The stubborn asshole begins climbing anyway so I go inside and set my shit down.  In this room, theirs like 10 windows so you can see the whole backyard including the ladder that was basically right in my face. 

I look up and see the ladder start completely flip.  A massive wave of fear jolts my body as I see this ladder fall too the left and hit the ground. About a second later, I see my dad come spiraling down through the window right of the ladder, next to the door.  I scream, "DAD", and run out the door.  I see him, lifelessly lying on the ground turned away from me.  I walk around to see his face and his eyes are wide open, frozen.  He's not breathing.  A sensation of depression, helplessness, and, I'm the only one existing right now; morbidly fills the air.  I shake him and say, "please say something".  "DAD!"  Tears just burst out my eyes and down my face.  "This can't be happening, no, no, no, no."  I squeeze his hand and rest my head on his.  "No matter who you are or what you've done, I'll always love you.."  My voice trembles indecisively.  "I can't let you go; now, can't be your time." 

Suddenly, through all of the garbage we've been through, all the pain, suffering, love hate..  His breathing kicks in!  A sudden feeling of joy/excitement and hope over come me.  I couldn't believe it.  I called and ambulance and they got there within two minutes after he began breathing.  They took him away and that was that.  Luckily, all that had happened was, a bleed in his brain and basically knocked unconscious.  Hes paralyzed to begin with though (on his left side from a bike accident when he was 15; hes now 55) so I imagine that a brain bleed ain't all too good, especially when your already paralyzed. 

One of the scariest things I've ever seen, don't take family for granted; no matter how crazy/shitty they are.


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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: tripp23]
    #19353547 - 01/01/14 02:37 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

An explosive (in the middle of nowhere, the desert) propelled shrapnel that sliced my head open about half an inch deep. I still think to this day what if I had been standing a little bit closer or a little bit further and it had hit my neck.

When I was young a friend and I attempted to steal from a complete lowlife scumbag (I do not believe in stealing, I was like 13 and the person was a very bad person) on our way to the persons house a neighbor came out with a shotgun and asked us what we were doing, we said just walking. He went back into his house and we went down the street to climb on the wall on the persons side yard,  it was a slow process due to a lot of bushes and stuff on the wall. We set off a motion detector and for some reason the neighbor arrived. The neighbor who we assume brought his shotgun with him and the person were nearby so we dropped into the neighboring house's yard, curled up into balls near the wall in the shadow, and didn't move an inch or breath audibly. We waited it out until they left.

This year on my first day of school I intended on taking a little bit of 25c-nbome but a friend of mind got a great deal : ( on some dropper bottles and being stupid I didn't think anything about 50 dropper bottles for like $6. The first drop didn't get into my sinuses so I dropped another, that drop was huge and I ended up having a very high level 3 nearing a level 4 trip while at school. I had so much anxiety I thought I would have a heart attack, but I took 1.5mg of clonazepam and waited it out.

Not super scary but one time I was being searched by a cop (I also had pretty much the best weed/alcohol high of my life) and I had some clonazepam in my pocket. He searched me and didn't feel it in there! A couple months later I realized in the jacket I was wearing I also had amphetamine, more clonazepam, and dextromethorophen! which somehow he didn't notice either. WOW


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