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OfflineFishOilTheKid
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    #19351227 - 12/31/13 01:40 PM (10 years, 30 days ago)

So I found this backpage listing...  I've been so horny so I called this girl and we had sex.

She took my laptop!  LOL

WTF?

:lol:


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InvisibletheRAPeutic
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Re: escorts [Re: FishOilTheKid]
    #19351436 - 12/31/13 02:53 PM (10 years, 30 days ago)

:rofl: 

Damn sneaky bitches.. was it worth it?


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Re: escorts [Re: theRAPeutic]
    #19351479 - 12/31/13 03:03 PM (10 years, 30 days ago)

did she chomp all your fish oil too? then let it pour out of her mouth with a rascal grin? is that how she distracted you enough to walk out with your personal computer?


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Re: escorts [Re: Yage] * 1
    #19352567 - 12/31/13 08:01 PM (10 years, 30 days ago)

Call her back and ask for a laptop dance.


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Re: escorts [Re: koods]
    #19353795 - 01/01/14 05:56 AM (10 years, 30 days ago)

:lol:

Fuckin bullshit!  I fell asleep and she was gone.  Good time though.


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Re: escorts [Re: FishOilTheKid]
    #19353815 - 01/01/14 06:15 AM (10 years, 30 days ago)

Why would anyone fall asleep when you're paying by the hour?


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Re: escorts [Re: FishOilTheKid]
    #19354140 - 01/01/14 09:56 AM (10 years, 30 days ago)

She must have been really good if she steals your laptop and you just laugh it off


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    #19354480 - 01/01/14 12:03 PM (10 years, 30 days ago)

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Re: escorts [Re: Greendreams]
    #19354742 - 01/01/14 01:30 PM (10 years, 29 days ago)

Last time I fell asleep with a hooker in the house, when I woke up I BECAME the hooker.


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Re: escorts [Re: The5thElement]
    #19355083 - 01/01/14 03:15 PM (10 years, 29 days ago)

Zactly she wanted me to finish and I was all wine drunk then just passed the fuck out.

So can I call apple and track the comp somehow??


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Re: escorts [Re: FishOilTheKid]
    #19355144 - 01/01/14 03:34 PM (10 years, 29 days ago)

Quote:

FishOilTheKid said:
So I found this backpage listing...  I've been so horny so I called this girl and we had sex.

She took my laptop!  LOL

WTF?

:lol:



That happened to a guy I used to know when he went to Italy but it was worse for him as the italian prostitute pretty much cleaned out his room, wallet, cash, passport, expensive suits, the works. Then stranded in a foreign country... He figures he was drugged with some kind of knock out drops because he literaly had only one drink with her and they didn't even have sex. You got to beware of cunning females, especially when traveling.


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Re: escorts [Re: FishOilTheKid]
    #19355183 - 01/01/14 03:43 PM (10 years, 29 days ago)

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FishOilTheKid said:
Zactly she wanted me to finish and I was all wine drunk then just passed the fuck out.

So can I call apple and track the comp somehow??




So, you didn't even finish?

That sounds like a total disaster.


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