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Invisiblecez
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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: Hobozen] * 1
    #19349190 - 12/30/13 11:23 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I think I saw a vitamin commercial that said 1 in 3 men get prostate cancer..

That seems to be a damned if you do damned if you don't kinda cancer :shrug:


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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: cez]
    #19349220 - 12/30/13 11:30 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Remember kids.

Always spank your junk after you smoke ciggerettes.


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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: Konyap]
    #19349232 - 12/30/13 11:33 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

You don't tug it everyday? I must be a sexual deviant


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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: cez]
    #19349281 - 12/30/13 11:45 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

cez said:
Quote:

Immortal Jellyfish said:
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cez said:
I think it's around the 6 month mark..Give or take a month...

But anyways, I had a dream I was knocking boots with a chick and busted..Felt like the real thing and woke up thinking I blew my load..To my pleasant surprise I didn't :cool:

This is something I'm clearly taking too much pride in :facepalm:



This ^^^^ way unhealthy man.




Why?

I know it's natural to ejaculate..But I'm not sexually active ATM and don't desire porn..I occasionally get random woodies but it's honestly a process I don't enjoy partaking in...It's messy and unsatisfying ime..




Hmm..I take that back after reading this article. I've always have heard that ejaculating fairly often (20+ times a month) greatly decreases your chances of prostate cancer later in life...but maybe it doesn't really matter all that much.

http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/cupids-poisoned-arrow/201007/ejaculation-how-often-good-health


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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: Immortal Jellyfish]
    #19349325 - 12/31/13 12:04 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

i had a dream i was fuckin a girl from my highschool last night
fuckin beautiful dream
bust a nut man
unless your really determined to accomplish something
that is when i refrain
ill just leave this right here for ya


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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: thelanzii] * 1
    #19349339 - 12/31/13 12:09 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Nemmies said:
i had a dream i was fuckin a girl from my highschool last night
fuckin beautiful dream
bust a nut man
unless your really determined to accomplish something
that is when i refrain
ill just leave this right here for ya



I would face-dive on that ass


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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: AD420]
    #19349634 - 12/31/13 01:59 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I honestly jerked off seven times today, SEVEN TIMES TODAY.


I think my record is 16 or something in one day, that was like in grade two or some shit though :yesnod:


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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: The5thElement]
    #19349641 - 12/31/13 02:00 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Wtf, I wack like maybe once a week.


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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: The5thElement]
    #19349646 - 12/31/13 02:02 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

your dick is raw.
thats a lot
now your goal it to have sex 16 times a day


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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: The5thElement] * 1
    #19349648 - 12/31/13 02:03 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

The5thElement said:
I honestly jerked off seven times today, SEVEN TIMES TODAY.


I think my record is 16 or something in one day, that was like in grade two or some shit though :yesnod:




.....Goodness...:shocked:


Edited by cez (12/31/13 02:27 AM)


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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: The5thElement]
    #19350257 - 12/31/13 08:41 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

The5thElement said:
I honestly jerked off seven times today, SEVEN TIMES TODAY.


I think my record is 16 or something in one day, that was like in grade two or some shit though :yesnod:



You need to switch up arns or they will get asymmetrical.


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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: thelanzii]
    #19350271 - 12/31/13 08:46 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Nemmies said:
i had a dream i was fuckin a girl from my highschool last night
fuckin beautiful dream
bust a nut man
unless your really determined to accomplish something
that is when i refrain
ill just leave this right here for ya




Those holes :O Man that pussy looks fucking awesome


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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: iarphairc]
    #19350277 - 12/31/13 08:47 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

ugh yeah i'd love to slide myself in between those lips

:drool2:


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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: Legend]
    #19350336 - 12/31/13 09:06 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Damn...... That is a pussy I would LOVE to eat out :crazy2:


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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #19350344 - 12/31/13 09:09 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Oh... oh


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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19350448 - 12/31/13 09:45 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

TrentBoyett said:
dude.




Six months...damn. Most I lasted was almost a week lol...let's just say the rate of arousal became so consistent that it had to be tamed :lol:


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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: TwinEclipse]
    #19350451 - 12/31/13 09:47 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

yeah that shit probably leads to rape, just look at catholic priests.


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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: Legend]
    #19350469 - 12/31/13 09:54 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Thanks...This thread directly lead to me masturbating lol...and if that freaks y'all out well..too late :P


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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: iarphairc]
    #19350479 - 12/31/13 10:00 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Good luck OP


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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: DirtyTomFlint] * 1
    #19350552 - 12/31/13 10:28 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

This thread is now a bunch of dudes grunting.


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