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cez

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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: Hobozen] 1
#19349190 - 12/30/13 11:23 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I think I saw a vitamin commercial that said 1 in 3 men get prostate cancer..
That seems to be a damned if you do damned if you don't kinda cancer
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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: cez]
#19349220 - 12/30/13 11:30 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Remember kids.
Always spank your junk after you smoke ciggerettes.
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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: Konyap]
#19349232 - 12/30/13 11:33 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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You don't tug it everyday? I must be a sexual deviant
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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: cez]
#19349281 - 12/30/13 11:45 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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cez said:
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Immortal Jellyfish said:
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cez said: I think it's around the 6 month mark..Give or take a month...
But anyways, I had a dream I was knocking boots with a chick and busted..Felt like the real thing and woke up thinking I blew my load..To my pleasant surprise I didn't 
This is something I'm clearly taking too much pride in 
This ^^^^ way unhealthy man.
Why?
I know it's natural to ejaculate..But I'm not sexually active ATM and don't desire porn..I occasionally get random woodies but it's honestly a process I don't enjoy partaking in...It's messy and unsatisfying ime..
Hmm..I take that back after reading this article. I've always have heard that ejaculating fairly often (20+ times a month) greatly decreases your chances of prostate cancer later in life...but maybe it doesn't really matter all that much.
http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/cupids-poisoned-arrow/201007/ejaculation-how-often-good-health
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i had a dream i was fuckin a girl from my highschool last night fuckin beautiful dream bust a nut man unless your really deter mined to accomplish something that is when i refrain ill just leave this right here for ya
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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: thelanzii] 1
#19349339 - 12/31/13 12:09 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Nemmies said: i had a dream i was fuckin a girl from my highschool last night fuckin beautiful dream bust a nut man unless your really deter mined to accomplish something that is when i refrain ill just leave this right here for ya
I would face-dive on that ass
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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: AD420]
#19349634 - 12/31/13 01:59 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I honestly jerked off seven times today, SEVEN TIMES TODAY.
I think my record is 16 or something in one day, that was like in grade two or some shit though
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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: The5thElement]
#19349641 - 12/31/13 02:00 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Wtf, I wack like maybe once a week.
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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: The5thElement]
#19349646 - 12/31/13 02:02 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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your dick is raw. thats a lot now your goal it to have sex 16 times a day
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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: The5thElement] 1
#19349648 - 12/31/13 02:03 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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The5thElement said: I honestly jerked off seven times today, SEVEN TIMES TODAY.
I think my record is 16 or something in one day, that was like in grade two or some shit though 
.....Goodness...
Edited by cez (12/31/13 02:27 AM)
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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: The5thElement]
#19350257 - 12/31/13 08:41 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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The5thElement said: I honestly jerked off seven times today, SEVEN TIMES TODAY.
I think my record is 16 or something in one day, that was like in grade two or some shit though 
You need to switch up arns or they will get asymmetrical.
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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: thelanzii]
#19350271 - 12/31/13 08:46 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Nemmies said: i had a dream i was fuckin a girl from my highschool last night fuckin beautiful dream bust a nut man unless your really deter mined to accomplish something that is when i refrain ill just leave this right here for ya
Those holes :O Man that pussy looks fucking awesome
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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: iarphairc]
#19350277 - 12/31/13 08:47 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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ugh yeah i'd love to slide myself in between those lips
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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: Legend]
#19350336 - 12/31/13 09:06 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Damn...... That is a pussy I would LOVE to eat out
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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: TrentBoyett]
#19350448 - 12/31/13 09:45 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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TrentBoyett said: dude.
Six months...damn. Most I lasted was almost a week lol...let's just say the rate of arousal became so consistent that it had to be tamed
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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: TwinEclipse]
#19350451 - 12/31/13 09:47 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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yeah that shit probably leads to rape, just look at catholic priests.
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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: Legend]
#19350469 - 12/31/13 09:54 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Thanks...This thread directly lead to me masturbating lol...and if that freaks y'all out well..too late :P
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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: iarphairc]
#19350479 - 12/31/13 10:00 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Good luck OP
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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: DirtyTomFlint] 1
#19350552 - 12/31/13 10:28 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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This thread is now a bunch of dudes grunting.
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