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Re: Friends with benefits a good thing [Re: Dr.Dankhead]
#19346761 - 12/30/13 03:18 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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OZA said: Yeah, it won't happen with the snap of a finger. As slowly as it happens though and as sore as you may get during that time because you're not with her, what matters is that you do move on. You answered to yourself, you can't make her feel the same way. We've got a new year ahead, find a new girl who is worth your time.
Wow man.. I need a therapist like you:) made me feel better, and you weren't even talking to me lol
Lol my pleasure man, been through a lot of this myself.
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Re: Friends with benefits a good thing [Re: OZA]
#19347083 - 12/30/13 04:22 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: Friends with benefits a good thing [Re: IISkuNkII] 1
#19347119 - 12/30/13 04:27 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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just take ur testicles out and vacuum all the semen out of them and replace it with like golden paint so u cum gold and u'll look like a pimp like this turtle
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Re: Friends with benefits a good thing [Re: Sheekle]
#19347603 - 12/30/13 05:48 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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LOL that has seriously made my day.
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Re: Friends with benefits a good thing [Re: IISkuNkII]
#19347634 - 12/30/13 05:55 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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the idea of "friends with benefits" is a really attractive one to me. it just means you start the relationship with sex, and keep it light and simple.
i think this works out better for people who aren't really interested in the traditional way of doing things, as its a bit out dated for current society.
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Re: Friends with benefits a good thing [Re: DebuteMachine]
#19347678 - 12/30/13 06:07 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Well I'm sure that way would work out better.I had a relationship with the girl beforehand and then it turned into friend's with benefits.But like I said I didn't benefit from it meaning she wasn't putting out when I wanted it only when she wanted to use me for my man meat. and usually when she wanted it I didn't.Oh the horror story of that one time where I got soft in the act.Then here comes the "you don't love me anymore" stuff..Most awkward moment of my life man.
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Re: Friends with benefits a good thing [Re: IISkuNkII]
#19347700 - 12/30/13 06:11 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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IISkuNkII said: Then here comes the "you don't love me anymore" stuff..Most awkward moment of my life man.
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Re: Friends with benefits a good thing [Re: IISkuNkII]
#19347714 - 12/30/13 06:13 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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IISkuNkII said: Oh the horror story of that one time where I got soft in the act.Then here comes the "you don't love me anymore" stuff..Most awkward moment of my life man.
Your boner died while having sex with someone and what they had to say about it was "you don't love me anymore"?
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Re: Friends with benefits a good thing [Re: Sheekle]
#19347729 - 12/30/13 06:16 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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That's exactly what I'm saying happened.
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Re: Friends with benefits a good thing [Re: IISkuNkII]
#19347740 - 12/30/13 06:19 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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that strikes me as really weird
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Re: Friends with benefits a good thing [Re: Sheekle]
#19347750 - 12/30/13 06:21 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Why so?I need mention that she was kinda the lazy submissive type.So sometimes it would become boring doing the same old thing every time.Which resulted in my penis getting flimsy sometimes.
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Re: Friends with benefits a good thing [Re: IISkuNkII]
#19347797 - 12/30/13 06:29 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME ANYMORE SKUNK???
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Re: Friends with benefits a good thing [Re: IISkuNkII]
#19347824 - 12/30/13 06:34 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Not the fact that you lost your boner, the fact she equated that with "not loving her anymore"
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Re: Friends with benefits a good thing [Re: DebuteMachine]
#19347837 - 12/30/13 06:39 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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"It's not you it's me." I swear
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Re: Friends with benefits a good thing [Re: Sheekle]
#19347860 - 12/30/13 06:43 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Well they both were really awkward.I wasn't able to get it back up.So I put my hairy legs on top oh her and left my penis in her butt.I had to think of something to say which I forgot what it was but she later was comforted by me laying on her.
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Re: Friends with benefits a good thing [Re: IISkuNkII]
#19347886 - 12/30/13 06:47 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Exes can never be fwb guys. The feels were set in place long ago.
Now with a chick where going into it you understand the agreement are fucking awesome.
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Re: Friends with benefits a good thing [Re: Enjoywho]
#19347978 - 12/30/13 07:05 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Enjoywho said: Exes can never be fwb guys. The feels were set in place long ago.
Now with a chick where going into it you understand the agreement are fucking awesome.

yea until she wants more...or you...
it don't take much to tip the balance
i suppose the key is to know when enough is enough, and call it off before it gets to that point
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Never said it was perfect. 
That shit does happen I've been on both ends. Also had the one's that work out great til one cops feels for someone else. It always worked great. It is what it is. Nothing is ever perfect but it does come pretty close sometimes.
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Re: Friends with benefits a good thing [Re: Enjoywho]
#19349329 - 12/31/13 12:05 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I like it, I used to have this friend that was sooo hot but she had an ugly and dumb personality, So it was cool to bang her without having her as a Gf (I would go to her house, bang her and then byebye no strings attached).
Good times .
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Re: Friends with benefits a good thing [Re: AD420]
#19349333 - 12/31/13 12:07 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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anytime i had a friend with benefit it got weird quick. not for me becuase i am hedonistic as fuck and can have sex with a girl without catching feelings but the girls always felt all weird after a couple weeks. like they were being used or something
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