|
cez

Registered: 08/04/09
Posts: 5,854
|
I don't know the last time I ejaculated
#19348961 - 12/30/13 10:34 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
I think it's around the 6 month mark..Give or take a month...
But anyways, I had a dream I was knocking boots with a chick and busted..Felt like the real thing and woke up thinking I blew my load..To my pleasant surprise I didn't 
This is something I'm clearly taking too much pride in
|
schwarg



Registered: 07/15/12
Posts: 2,817
Loc: San Diego
|
Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: cez]
#19348964 - 12/30/13 10:35 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
try bengay
--------------------
|
Legend
RIP Sasha



Registered: 03/29/10
Posts: 28,336
Loc: TX
|
Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: cez] 1
#19348967 - 12/30/13 10:35 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
goodluck lasting longer than 5 seconds next time you fuck
--------------------
No sympathy for the devil, keep that in mind. [url=]Buy the ticket, take the ride. [/url]Are you lost?
|
stimpson
a superhero buddha



Registered: 02/08/05
Posts: 1,336
Loc: ny
Last seen: 10 days, 13 hours
|
Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: Legend]
#19348972 - 12/30/13 10:37 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
it's gonna be disappointing when u finally do it again! you gotta practice that shit. the more u use it the more it produces n stuff man
-------------------- uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhmmmm... ... ... ok.
|
cez

Registered: 08/04/09
Posts: 5,854
|
Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: Legend]
#19348982 - 12/30/13 10:39 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
Thanks I'll need all the luck I can get
|
luvdemboomers
loner with a boner

Registered: 01/11/13
Posts: 5,054
|
Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: Legend]
#19348985 - 12/30/13 10:39 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Legend said: goodluck lasting longer than 5 seconds next time you fuck
i lold
|
schwarg



Registered: 07/15/12
Posts: 2,817
Loc: San Diego
|
Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: stimpson] 1
#19348988 - 12/30/13 10:40 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
Somehow, my stamina increases the more THC I have built up in my system. Not necessarily how high I am at the moment, but like how often I've been smoking prior to that point.
Anyone else have this happen to them?
--------------------
|
koods
Ribbit



Registered: 05/26/11
Posts: 106,412
Loc: Maryland/DC Burbs
Last seen: 4 minutes, 39 seconds
|
Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: schwarg] 1
#19348992 - 12/30/13 10:41 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
You have. You didn't wake up.
--------------------
NotSheekle said “if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”
|
schwarg



Registered: 07/15/12
Posts: 2,817
Loc: San Diego
|
Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: koods]
#19349041 - 12/30/13 10:50 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
--------------------
|
Konyap

Registered: 06/30/07
Posts: 33,945
Loc: Planet Piss
Last seen: 4 years, 3 months
|
Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: schwarg] 1
#19349085 - 12/30/13 10:59 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
my dick has like dead skin on the head after i jerk off from when my skin was fucked up there from scabbies
if I don't stop beating my meat someone is going to suck my dick one day and when it shrivles they're going to see this flakey dickhead
|
koods
Ribbit



Registered: 05/26/11
Posts: 106,412
Loc: Maryland/DC Burbs
Last seen: 4 minutes, 39 seconds
|
Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: Konyap] 5
#19349097 - 12/30/13 11:02 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
Good to know.
--------------------
NotSheekle said “if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”
|
ImFukNCLUELESS
I SPIT ON PEOPLE


Registered: 11/19/12
Posts: 1,580
Last seen: 9 years, 1 month
|
Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: Konyap]
#19349105 - 12/30/13 11:03 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Illyabo said: my dick has like dead skin on the head after i jerk off from when my skin was fucked up there from scabbies
if I don't stop beating my meat someone is going to suck my dick one day and when it shrivles they're going to see this flakey dickhead
What
--------------------
how to pass a drug test FOO MAN'S WBS TEK damions5050's coir tek DONATE TO THE "IM FUCKING BROKE FUND" 1PtqhURaxtCpGpeUBNqeZi7XnmKwWe8WWf "my girl said it's OK to have a little penis I prefer she didnt have a penis at all"-prisoner#1
|
schwarg



Registered: 07/15/12
Posts: 2,817
Loc: San Diego
|
Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: Konyap] 1
#19349113 - 12/30/13 11:05 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Illyabo said: my dick has like dead skin on the head after i jerk off from when my skin was fucked up there from scabbies
if I don't stop beating my meat someone is going to suck my dick one day and when it shrivles they're going to see this flakey dickhead
it'll look like shedded snake skin hangin out of their mouth.
--------------------
|
Immortal Jellyfish



Registered: 03/23/13
Posts: 192
Loc: Colorado
Last seen: 22 days, 8 hours
|
Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: cez] 1
#19349123 - 12/30/13 11:08 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
Quote:
cez said: I think it's around the 6 month mark..Give or take a month...
But anyways, I had a dream I was knocking boots with a chick and busted..Felt like the real thing and woke up thinking I blew my load..To my pleasant surprise I didn't 
This is something I'm clearly taking too much pride in 
This ^^^^ way unhealthy man.
--------------------
|
Konyap

Registered: 06/30/07
Posts: 33,945
Loc: Planet Piss
Last seen: 4 years, 3 months
|
Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: schwarg]
#19349127 - 12/30/13 11:09 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
I told my friend and he was worried I'd put moisterizer on it and start jerking
|
Into The Woods
Quarantine King


Registered: 04/20/13
Posts: 10,864
|
Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: cez]
#19349132 - 12/30/13 11:10 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
Quote:
cez said: I think it's around the 6 month mark..Give or take a month...
Are you friggin psychotic?
Because if you're not, you will be soon at this rate.
|
TrentBoyett
Aspiring Mycologist


Registered: 11/29/12
Posts: 16,000
Loc: Kazakhstan
|
Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: Konyap]
#19349141 - 12/30/13 11:12 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
dude.
|
cez

Registered: 08/04/09
Posts: 5,854
|
|
Quote:
Immortal Jellyfish said:
Quote:
cez said: I think it's around the 6 month mark..Give or take a month...
But anyways, I had a dream I was knocking boots with a chick and busted..Felt like the real thing and woke up thinking I blew my load..To my pleasant surprise I didn't 
This is something I'm clearly taking too much pride in 
This ^^^^ way unhealthy man.
Why?
I know it's natural to ejaculate..But I'm not sexually active ATM and don't desire porn..I occasionally get random woodies but it's honestly a process I don't enjoy partaking in...It's messy and unsatisfying ime..
|
Hobozen

Registered: 11/03/11
Posts: 10,634
Loc:
|
Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: TrentBoyett]
#19349176 - 12/30/13 11:20 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
|
Konyap

Registered: 06/30/07
Posts: 33,945
Loc: Planet Piss
Last seen: 4 years, 3 months
|
Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: Hobozen]
#19349188 - 12/30/13 11:22 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
Quote:
The protective effect is greatest while men are in their twenties: those who had ejaculated more than five times per week in their twenties, fo
I'm screwed,five times a week holy shit
|
|