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I don't know the last time I ejaculated
    #19348961 - 12/30/13 10:34 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I think it's around the 6 month mark..Give or take a month...

But anyways, I had a dream I was knocking boots with a chick and busted..Felt like the real thing and woke up thinking I blew my load..To my pleasant surprise I didn't :cool:

This is something I'm clearly taking too much pride in :facepalm:


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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: cez]
    #19348964 - 12/30/13 10:35 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

try bengay


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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: cez] * 1
    #19348967 - 12/30/13 10:35 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

goodluck lasting longer than 5 seconds next time you fuck


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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: Legend]
    #19348972 - 12/30/13 10:37 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

it's gonna be disappointing when u finally do it again!  you gotta practice that shit.  the more u use it the more it produces n stuff man


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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: Legend]
    #19348982 - 12/30/13 10:39 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Thanks I'll need all the luck I can get :thumbup:


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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: Legend]
    #19348985 - 12/30/13 10:39 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Legend said:
goodluck lasting longer than 5 seconds next time you fuck



i lold


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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: stimpson] * 1
    #19348988 - 12/30/13 10:40 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Somehow, my stamina increases the more THC I have built up in my system. Not necessarily how high I am at the moment, but like how often I've been smoking prior to that point.

Anyone else have this happen to them?


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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: schwarg] * 1
    #19348992 - 12/30/13 10:41 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

You have. You didn't wake up.


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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: koods]
    #19349041 - 12/30/13 10:50 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

:lolwut:


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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: schwarg] * 1
    #19349085 - 12/30/13 10:59 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

my dick has like dead skin on the head after i jerk off from when my skin was fucked up there from scabbies

if I don't stop beating my meat someone is going to suck my dick one day and when it shrivles they're going to see this flakey dickhead


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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: Konyap] * 5
    #19349097 - 12/30/13 11:02 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Good to know. :lol:


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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: Konyap]
    #19349105 - 12/30/13 11:03 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Illyabo said:
my dick has like dead skin on the head after i jerk off from when my skin was fucked up there from scabbies

if I don't stop beating my meat someone is going to suck my dick one day and when it shrivles they're going to see this flakey dickhead



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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: Konyap] * 1
    #19349113 - 12/30/13 11:05 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Illyabo said:
my dick has like dead skin on the head after i jerk off from when my skin was fucked up there from scabbies

if I don't stop beating my meat someone is going to suck my dick one day and when it shrivles they're going to see this flakey dickhead




it'll look like shedded snake skin hangin out of their mouth.


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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: cez] * 1
    #19349123 - 12/30/13 11:08 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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cez said:
I think it's around the 6 month mark..Give or take a month...

But anyways, I had a dream I was knocking boots with a chick and busted..Felt like the real thing and woke up thinking I blew my load..To my pleasant surprise I didn't :cool:

This is something I'm clearly taking too much pride in :facepalm:



This ^^^^ way unhealthy man.


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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: schwarg]
    #19349127 - 12/30/13 11:09 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I told my friend and he was worried I'd put moisterizer on it and start jerking

:feelsweirdman:


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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: cez]
    #19349132 - 12/30/13 11:10 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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cez said:
I think it's around the 6 month mark..Give or take a month...





Are you friggin psychotic?

Because if you're not, you will be soon at this rate.


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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: Konyap]
    #19349141 - 12/30/13 11:12 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

dude.


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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: Immortal Jellyfish]
    #19349171 - 12/30/13 11:18 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Immortal Jellyfish said:
Quote:

cez said:
I think it's around the 6 month mark..Give or take a month...

But anyways, I had a dream I was knocking boots with a chick and busted..Felt like the real thing and woke up thinking I blew my load..To my pleasant surprise I didn't :cool:

This is something I'm clearly taking too much pride in :facepalm:



This ^^^^ way unhealthy man.




Why?

I know it's natural to ejaculate..But I'm not sexually active ATM and don't desire porn..I occasionally get random woodies but it's honestly a process I don't enjoy partaking in...It's messy and unsatisfying ime..


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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19349176 - 12/30/13 11:20 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)



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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: Hobozen]
    #19349188 - 12/30/13 11:22 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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The protective effect is greatest while men are in their twenties: those who had ejaculated more than five times per week in their twenties, fo




I'm screwed,five times a week holy shit :facepalm:


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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: Hobozen] * 1
    #19349190 - 12/30/13 11:23 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I think I saw a vitamin commercial that said 1 in 3 men get prostate cancer..

That seems to be a damned if you do damned if you don't kinda cancer :shrug:


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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: cez]
    #19349220 - 12/30/13 11:30 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Remember kids.

Always spank your junk after you smoke ciggerettes.


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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: Konyap]
    #19349232 - 12/30/13 11:33 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

You don't tug it everyday? I must be a sexual deviant


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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: cez]
    #19349281 - 12/30/13 11:45 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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cez said:
Quote:

Immortal Jellyfish said:
Quote:

cez said:
I think it's around the 6 month mark..Give or take a month...

But anyways, I had a dream I was knocking boots with a chick and busted..Felt like the real thing and woke up thinking I blew my load..To my pleasant surprise I didn't :cool:

This is something I'm clearly taking too much pride in :facepalm:



This ^^^^ way unhealthy man.




Why?

I know it's natural to ejaculate..But I'm not sexually active ATM and don't desire porn..I occasionally get random woodies but it's honestly a process I don't enjoy partaking in...It's messy and unsatisfying ime..




Hmm..I take that back after reading this article. I've always have heard that ejaculating fairly often (20+ times a month) greatly decreases your chances of prostate cancer later in life...but maybe it doesn't really matter all that much.

http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/cupids-poisoned-arrow/201007/ejaculation-how-often-good-health


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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: Immortal Jellyfish]
    #19349325 - 12/31/13 12:04 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

i had a dream i was fuckin a girl from my highschool last night
fuckin beautiful dream
bust a nut man
unless your really determined to accomplish something
that is when i refrain
ill just leave this right here for ya


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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: thelanzii] * 1
    #19349339 - 12/31/13 12:09 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Nemmies said:
i had a dream i was fuckin a girl from my highschool last night
fuckin beautiful dream
bust a nut man
unless your really determined to accomplish something
that is when i refrain
ill just leave this right here for ya



I would face-dive on that ass


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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: AD420]
    #19349634 - 12/31/13 01:59 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I honestly jerked off seven times today, SEVEN TIMES TODAY.


I think my record is 16 or something in one day, that was like in grade two or some shit though :yesnod:


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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: The5thElement]
    #19349641 - 12/31/13 02:00 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Wtf, I wack like maybe once a week.


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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: The5thElement]
    #19349646 - 12/31/13 02:02 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

your dick is raw.
thats a lot
now your goal it to have sex 16 times a day


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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: The5thElement] * 1
    #19349648 - 12/31/13 02:03 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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I honestly jerked off seven times today, SEVEN TIMES TODAY.


I think my record is 16 or something in one day, that was like in grade two or some shit though :yesnod:




.....Goodness...:shocked:


Edited by cez (12/31/13 02:27 AM)


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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: The5thElement]
    #19350257 - 12/31/13 08:41 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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The5thElement said:
I honestly jerked off seven times today, SEVEN TIMES TODAY.


I think my record is 16 or something in one day, that was like in grade two or some shit though :yesnod:



You need to switch up arns or they will get asymmetrical.


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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: thelanzii]
    #19350271 - 12/31/13 08:46 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Nemmies said:
i had a dream i was fuckin a girl from my highschool last night
fuckin beautiful dream
bust a nut man
unless your really determined to accomplish something
that is when i refrain
ill just leave this right here for ya




Those holes :O Man that pussy looks fucking awesome


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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: iarphairc]
    #19350277 - 12/31/13 08:47 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

ugh yeah i'd love to slide myself in between those lips

:drool2:


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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: Legend]
    #19350336 - 12/31/13 09:06 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Damn...... That is a pussy I would LOVE to eat out :crazy2:


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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #19350344 - 12/31/13 09:09 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Oh... oh


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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19350448 - 12/31/13 09:45 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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dude.




Six months...damn. Most I lasted was almost a week lol...let's just say the rate of arousal became so consistent that it had to be tamed :lol:


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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: TwinEclipse]
    #19350451 - 12/31/13 09:47 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

yeah that shit probably leads to rape, just look at catholic priests.


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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: Legend]
    #19350469 - 12/31/13 09:54 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Thanks...This thread directly lead to me masturbating lol...and if that freaks y'all out well..too late :P


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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: iarphairc]
    #19350479 - 12/31/13 10:00 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Good luck OP


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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: DirtyTomFlint] * 1
    #19350552 - 12/31/13 10:28 AM (10 years, 30 days ago)

This thread is now a bunch of dudes grunting.


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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: koods]
    #19350570 - 12/31/13 10:31 AM (10 years, 30 days ago)

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This thread is now a bunch of dudes grunting.





...You grunt while you wank? No stealthy masturbating for you ha ha


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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: Konyap] * 1
    #19350576 - 12/31/13 10:33 AM (10 years, 30 days ago)

Quote:

Illyabo said:
my dick has like dead skin on the head after i jerk off from when my skin was fucked up there from scabbies

if I don't stop beating my meat someone is going to suck my dick one day and when it shrivles they're going to see this flakey dickhead



you had scabies in your dick?


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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: koods]
    #19351055 - 12/31/13 12:51 PM (10 years, 30 days ago)

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TrentBoyett said:
Wtf, I wack like maybe once a week.




Sucks to be you

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Nemmies said:
your dick is raw.
thats a lot
now your goal it to have sex 16 times a day



My dick is invincible

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koods said:




You need to switch up arns or they will get asymmetrical.



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