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Invisiblecez
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I don't know the last time I ejaculated
    #19348961 - 12/30/13 10:34 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I think it's around the 6 month mark..Give or take a month...

But anyways, I had a dream I was knocking boots with a chick and busted..Felt like the real thing and woke up thinking I blew my load..To my pleasant surprise I didn't :cool:

This is something I'm clearly taking too much pride in :facepalm:


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Invisibleschwarg
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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: cez]
    #19348964 - 12/30/13 10:35 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

try bengay


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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: cez] * 1
    #19348967 - 12/30/13 10:35 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

goodluck lasting longer than 5 seconds next time you fuck


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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: Legend]
    #19348972 - 12/30/13 10:37 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

it's gonna be disappointing when u finally do it again!  you gotta practice that shit.  the more u use it the more it produces n stuff man


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Invisiblecez
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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: Legend]
    #19348982 - 12/30/13 10:39 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Thanks I'll need all the luck I can get :thumbup:


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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: Legend]
    #19348985 - 12/30/13 10:39 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Legend said:
goodluck lasting longer than 5 seconds next time you fuck



i lold


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Invisibleschwarg
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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: stimpson] * 1
    #19348988 - 12/30/13 10:40 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Somehow, my stamina increases the more THC I have built up in my system. Not necessarily how high I am at the moment, but like how often I've been smoking prior to that point.

Anyone else have this happen to them?


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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: schwarg] * 1
    #19348992 - 12/30/13 10:41 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

You have. You didn't wake up.


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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: koods]
    #19349041 - 12/30/13 10:50 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

:lolwut:


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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: schwarg] * 1
    #19349085 - 12/30/13 10:59 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

my dick has like dead skin on the head after i jerk off from when my skin was fucked up there from scabbies

if I don't stop beating my meat someone is going to suck my dick one day and when it shrivles they're going to see this flakey dickhead


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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: Konyap] * 5
    #19349097 - 12/30/13 11:02 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Good to know. :lol:


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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: Konyap]
    #19349105 - 12/30/13 11:03 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Illyabo said:
my dick has like dead skin on the head after i jerk off from when my skin was fucked up there from scabbies

if I don't stop beating my meat someone is going to suck my dick one day and when it shrivles they're going to see this flakey dickhead



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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: Konyap] * 1
    #19349113 - 12/30/13 11:05 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Illyabo said:
my dick has like dead skin on the head after i jerk off from when my skin was fucked up there from scabbies

if I don't stop beating my meat someone is going to suck my dick one day and when it shrivles they're going to see this flakey dickhead




it'll look like shedded snake skin hangin out of their mouth.


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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: cez] * 1
    #19349123 - 12/30/13 11:08 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

cez said:
I think it's around the 6 month mark..Give or take a month...

But anyways, I had a dream I was knocking boots with a chick and busted..Felt like the real thing and woke up thinking I blew my load..To my pleasant surprise I didn't :cool:

This is something I'm clearly taking too much pride in :facepalm:



This ^^^^ way unhealthy man.


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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: schwarg]
    #19349127 - 12/30/13 11:09 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I told my friend and he was worried I'd put moisterizer on it and start jerking

:feelsweirdman:


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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: cez]
    #19349132 - 12/30/13 11:10 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

cez said:
I think it's around the 6 month mark..Give or take a month...





Are you friggin psychotic?

Because if you're not, you will be soon at this rate.


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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: Konyap]
    #19349141 - 12/30/13 11:12 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

dude.


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Invisiblecez
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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: Immortal Jellyfish]
    #19349171 - 12/30/13 11:18 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Immortal Jellyfish said:
Quote:

cez said:
I think it's around the 6 month mark..Give or take a month...

But anyways, I had a dream I was knocking boots with a chick and busted..Felt like the real thing and woke up thinking I blew my load..To my pleasant surprise I didn't :cool:

This is something I'm clearly taking too much pride in :facepalm:



This ^^^^ way unhealthy man.




Why?

I know it's natural to ejaculate..But I'm not sexually active ATM and don't desire porn..I occasionally get random woodies but it's honestly a process I don't enjoy partaking in...It's messy and unsatisfying ime..


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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19349176 - 12/30/13 11:20 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)



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Re: I don't know the last time I ejaculated [Re: Hobozen]
    #19349188 - 12/30/13 11:22 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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The protective effect is greatest while men are in their twenties: those who had ejaculated more than five times per week in their twenties, fo




I'm screwed,five times a week holy shit :facepalm:


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