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I can't dance.
    #19346695 - 12/30/13 03:01 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Yes, It's true. I can't dance at all.

I look straight fucked when I even try.

Is there any hope for me, guys?


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #19346701 - 12/30/13 03:03 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Nobody really knows how to dance nowadays. And nobody on the dance floor really cares how you dance either. Just jump up and down, sway your hips from side to side to the beat of the music, and and move your arms around.

Feel the music and let your body move to the music.


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: occollegeboi]
    #19346719 - 12/30/13 03:07 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

i cant dance either


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: memes]
    #19346757 - 12/30/13 03:16 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)



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Re: I can't dance. [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #19346766 - 12/30/13 03:19 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

It's ok, I can't dance either but it's fun to get fucked up enough to not care and try anyways :lol:


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: chicksgrowtoo] * 1
    #19346786 - 12/30/13 03:25 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I don't think anybody really cares. I'm sure I look ridiculous doing stupid things with my hands and shit. If you feel self conscious, take more drugs.



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Re: I can't dance. [Re: koods] * 2
    #19346792 - 12/30/13 03:26 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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If you feel self conscious, take more drugs.



^^^ best advice ever :lol:


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #19346851 - 12/30/13 03:39 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I can dance quite well.

I'm actually very well versed in dance.

Just flail your arms around and bop up and down and you can be as good as me.

When in doubt, flail about. :retawed:


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: Into The Woods]
    #19346867 - 12/30/13 03:43 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Confucius say "put your hands in the air, as if you just don't care."


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: koods]
    #19346891 - 12/30/13 03:47 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

That's step 1

Step 2 is jiggle


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: Into The Woods]
    #19346910 - 12/30/13 03:50 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I'm white so I cant dance either  :sad:


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #19346920 - 12/30/13 03:52 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Black people can't dance either, they basically do the same thing we do except they grab their crotch and flail their arms forwards instead


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: Into The Woods]
    #19346930 - 12/30/13 03:56 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Black people can't dance, they basically do the same thing we do except they grab their crotch and flail their arms forwards instead



But when they do it, it looks hip and cool


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #19346943 - 12/30/13 03:58 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

No it doesn't, they just think it does

It's the same brand of spastic fucketry


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #19346955 - 12/30/13 04:00 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

The key is to not care and just do your thing


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: Soulidarity]
    #19346957 - 12/30/13 04:01 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

:manofapproval:


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: Soulidarity]
    #19346967 - 12/30/13 04:03 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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The key is to not care and just do your thing



When I try that I end up looking even whiter, almost albino


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #19347028 - 12/30/13 04:12 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Fuck it. Be albino.

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Re: I can't dance. [Re: Into The Woods]
    #19347049 - 12/30/13 04:17 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Just master the clap and point, proven white boy dance technique developed in the 70's.


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: schwarg]
    #19347084 - 12/30/13 04:22 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Just master the clap and point, proven white boy dance technique developed in the 70's.



Can I get a tutorial on this dance?


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #19347085 - 12/30/13 04:22 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

when i'm at a show dancing it's basically just doing whatever feels right :justdontknow:


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: Sheekle]
    #19347088 - 12/30/13 04:22 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

i think i get funky :cool:


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: Sheekle]
    #19347112 - 12/30/13 04:26 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

On acid, it's pretty much just swaying your arms and your body about like a tree in the wind, it just feels so natural and free.



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Re: I can't dance. [Re: Into The Woods]
    #19347126 - 12/30/13 04:29 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Step to the beat and move your arms at right angles


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: Soulidarity]
    #19347134 - 12/30/13 04:30 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

i don't move my arms a great deal when i dance generally, it's mostly in my legs and swaying body. sometimes i even have my hands in my pocket but i still do it good


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: Sheekle]
    #19347151 - 12/30/13 04:32 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Everybody is forgetting the most important part of being white on the dancefloor: biting your lower lip.


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: koods]
    #19347160 - 12/30/13 04:33 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

:lol:


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: koods]
    #19347171 - 12/30/13 04:34 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Everybody is forgetting the most important part of being white on the dancefloor: biting your lower lip.



I did not know this! I have so much to learn


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #19347174 - 12/30/13 04:34 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

i was sticking my tongue out a lot while dancing the other night


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #19347179 - 12/30/13 04:35 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Quote:

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Everybody is forgetting the most important part of being white on the dancefloor: biting your lower lip.



I did not know this! I have so much to learn




It's really easy to pickup. Step one: bite your lower lip. There are no more steps.*

*actually, if you can also point at someone and wink while biting your lip, then you have serious game.



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Re: I can't dance. [Re: koods]
    #19347184 - 12/30/13 04:36 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

So if I go out on the dance floor and stand perfectly still but Im biting my lower lip thats considered dancing? AWESOME!


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: koods]
    #19347185 - 12/30/13 04:37 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Just jiggle

works better if you're fat


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #19347190 - 12/30/13 04:38 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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So if I go out on the dance floor and stand perfectly still but Im biting my lower lip thats considered dancing? AWESOME!




Bob your head up and down a little.


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: koods]
    #19347197 - 12/30/13 04:39 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

And close your eyes.


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: koods] * 1
    #19347201 - 12/30/13 04:40 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Every once in a while, close your eyes, look up and rub your chest. People will know you have awesome drugs.


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: koods]
    #19347206 - 12/30/13 04:41 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Quote:

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So if I go out on the dance floor and stand perfectly still but Im biting my lower lip thats considered dancing? AWESOME!




Bob your head up and down a little.



What if I bob too hard and bite down on my lower lip. Ouch!


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: koods]
    #19347213 - 12/30/13 04:41 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I know you guys are thinking "how does koods know this stuff." Well, someone took video last time I went clubbing.


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: koods]
    #19347217 - 12/30/13 04:42 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Of you dancing?

Can we see it?


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: Into The Woods]
    #19347228 - 12/30/13 04:44 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Nope. The video was erased and the card it was stored on was put into the fireplace. All people who saw the video have been "eliminated"


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: koods]
    #19347235 - 12/30/13 04:44 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Pretty please?


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: Into The Woods]
    #19347249 - 12/30/13 04:47 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Pretty please?




I'm not kidding. I made my friend erase it. And I watched him do it so there would be no surprises on FB. Lol


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: koods]
    #19347313 - 12/30/13 04:57 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Damn. :lol:


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: Into The Woods]
    #19347341 - 12/30/13 05:02 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I love dancing. never had any kind of class or anything. all though I have always wanted to learn legit partner dancing like the waltz and such.

I can bump and grind with the best of them though. All though it's always super hard to dance with a black girl that shit is just too damn hard to keep up with.

I'm also pretty damn good with a number of glow toys.

I never worry about what others think of mw when dancing. I do it because it's fucking fun.


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: Into The Woods]
    #19347348 - 12/30/13 05:03 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

This was taken as I was transitioning from the "bite my lip move" to the "arms in the air because I'm so fucked up move." There is a little of the "wait, is that a camera" move as well. I have taken steps to protect the innocent people who are unfortunate enough to know me.



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Re: I can't dance. [Re: koods]
    #19347380 - 12/30/13 05:09 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I can't think of any jokes. I'm drawing a blank.  :kummeli:


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: Into The Woods]
    #19347388 - 12/30/13 05:11 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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I can't think of any jokes. I'm drawing a blank.  :kummeli:




I know. This topic is really funny until you see its real world implications.


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: koods]
    #19347407 - 12/30/13 05:14 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

can always do the old man shuffle....


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: jboredone]
    #19347429 - 12/30/13 05:18 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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can always do the old man shuffle....



I'm pretty sure I was the oldest person on the floor that night, so... I can't not do it.

And let's be honest, as goofy as we look when dancing in public, it doesn't even get close to what goes on at home, naked with the stereo blasting,


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: koods]
    #19347443 - 12/30/13 05:20 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I do a lot of hand dancing in the car, too.


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: koods]
    #19347941 - 12/30/13 06:58 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Maybe your theme song:



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Re: I can't dance. [Re: Gumby]
    #19347949 - 12/30/13 06:59 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Each time you feel, you move.


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: jboredone]
    #19348038 - 12/30/13 07:16 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Gumby, I've been showing these guys my moves this whole thread. Why you say I can't dance? :sad:


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: koods]
    #19348136 - 12/30/13 07:34 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Just do this...you'll be golden



ha

In all seriousness, if dancing is not you're thing, don't do it. Nothing wrong with standing and just watching or refusing to dance. Just be confident and no one will say a thing.


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: lets drive around]
    #19348155 - 12/30/13 07:38 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

WTF, yes there is. That guy who stands on the sidelines with his hands in his pockets and just watches people dance is a weirdo.

You gotta join the party. :dancing:


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: Into The Woods]
    #19348167 - 12/30/13 07:40 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

dude just take some molly and mushrooms and put on some headphones. i can't dance either but man whatever i am doing to the music seems right and it must look good because it feels awesome


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: Into The Woods]
    #19348180 - 12/30/13 07:41 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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In all seriousness, if dancing is not you're thing, don't do it. Nothing wrong with standing and just watching or refusing to dance. Just be confident and no one will say a thing.




Says the guy with the dancing guys right below this sentence in his sig.

Based on my post activity in the emusic thread, you can only imagine how much naked dancing I've been up to this week.


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: mr sniffles]
    #19348200 - 12/30/13 07:44 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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dude just take some molly and mushrooms and put on some headphones. i can't dance either but man whatever i am doing to the music seems right and it must look good because it feels awesome



That's the kind of logic that gets you want you want in life. :manofapproval:


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: Into The Woods]
    #19348206 - 12/30/13 07:46 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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WTF, yes there is. That guy who stands on the sidelines with his hands in his pockets and just watches people dance is a weirdo.

You gotta join the party. :dancing:




I'm not talking about being this guy  :creepylurker: .

If you came out to party you probably brought a few friends. I myself dance, but if my friend is not comfortable, I'll chill with him until the others get back from the floor. I don't dance to every song either so it's cool.


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: lets drive around]
    #19348223 - 12/30/13 07:49 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Then clearly you're not taking enough drugs.


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: Into The Woods]
    #19348234 - 12/30/13 07:51 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

He's the designated let's drive arounder.


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: koods]
    #19348236 - 12/30/13 07:51 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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In all seriousness, if dancing is not you're thing, don't do it. Nothing wrong with standing and just watching or refusing to dance. Just be confident and no one will say a thing.




Says the guy with the dancing guys right below this sentence in his sig.

Based on my post activity in the emusic thread, you can only imagine how much naked dancing I've been up to this week.




Touche. I'm all about dancing man, but if someone is not comfortable with dancing, I wont give them a hard time. It's probably for the best, some people have 0 rhythm.


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: lets drive around]
    #19348248 - 12/30/13 07:54 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

LOL 0 rhythm


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: Into The Woods] * 1
    #19348300 - 12/30/13 08:04 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Woods, I sense you have 0 rhythm. I know you can't do this :mjdance:


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: lets drive around]
    #19348314 - 12/30/13 08:07 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

You want to learn how to dance ?

this is the tutorial.



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Re: I can't dance. [Re: lets drive around]
    #19348375 - 12/30/13 08:23 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Woods, I sense you have 0 rhythm. I know you can't do this :mjdance:




I am a master in the art of dance.


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: Into The Woods]
    #19348428 - 12/30/13 08:33 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Woods, I sense you have 0 rhythm. I know you can't do this :mjdance:




I am a master in the art of dance.




Proof, or you're lying.


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: lets drive around]
    #19348451 - 12/30/13 08:36 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Neither do I man, I think i look stupid:lol:

But when I take MDMA its another story:likeaboss:


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: lets drive around]
    #19348458 - 12/30/13 08:37 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I don't feel like it. I'm sleepy.


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: Into The Woods]
    #19348711 - 12/30/13 09:28 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I used to think I sucked at dance and was super self conscious about it. I've learned to not give a shit and even close my eyes while dancing. I must be pretty good though because girls are always hitting on me and complimenting my ass. it helps being a drummer because I can hit all of the subtleties in the beats with my moves. I don't know anything about dancing professionally. a pro actually challenged me to a dance-off during a set at burning man this year. I laughed my ass off trying to outdo his moves. it's so much fun and great exercise. who gives a shit what others might think. it's about having fun, not a contest. i'd say having fun is a lot sexier than being a pro, and most girls think so too.


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #19348724 - 12/30/13 09:32 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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A pro actually challenged me to a dance-off during a set at burning man this year.



Like as in, you got served? Lol

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Re: I can't dance. [Re: koods]
    #19348752 - 12/30/13 09:39 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Lol, I am very self concious about my dancing, I don't do it in public, but I spend a large part of my alone time dancing.

Just yesterday I was outside dancing around listening to music for a while in my shorts and t-shirt while it was snowing, I swear dancing gets me high.


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: koods]
    #19348756 - 12/30/13 09:39 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

i didn't catch any rules. it was clear i had given up when all i could do was laugh.


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #19348831 - 12/30/13 09:59 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Sometimes I'll get into the groove, and be dancing around for hours not even thinking about the fact that people can probably see me from the street. 6am, pitch dark but people are walking their dogs and I got the lights on and there's a thumping noise coming from the house - hopefully I have underwear on at least.

I try to do a high energy workout once a week where it's pretty much ridiculous dancing intended to make me sweat, using little weights and jumping around looking like a damned fool.


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: koods]
    #19348838 - 12/30/13 10:01 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

So that's how you gays keep in good shape.


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: koods]
    #19348849 - 12/30/13 10:05 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Where I am from everyone dances like this-  If you're not up to this level they don't even let you in the clubs around here.




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Re: I can't dance. [Re: Into The Woods]
    #19348852 - 12/30/13 10:06 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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So that's how you gays keep in good shape.




That. We also fart and give people funny looks.


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: Biodiversity] * 1
    #19348864 - 12/30/13 10:10 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Where I am from everyone dances like this-  If you're not up to this level they don't even let you in the clubs around here.







You're lucky. I've been banned from all the clubs around here. They have a problem with me and my friends throwing each other 15 feet into the air. Fucking fascists.


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: koods]
    #19348865 - 12/30/13 10:10 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

LOL


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: Into The Woods]
    #19348886 - 12/30/13 10:15 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

i cant dance nor do i enjoy it in the slightest  so i dont


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #19348948 - 12/30/13 10:30 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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I used to think I sucked at dance and was super self conscious about it. I've learned to not give a shit and even close my eyes while dancing. .




Yeah I close my eyes lots of times too.  I sorta have a hard time dancing with other people because of this.  It is more about connecting with the sound than trying to impress for me.  Sometimes it is great dancing with other people who are feeling the same way.

At one point I never danced, but I think I started by putting on LSD and headphones and going out alone in a snowstorm.  It just sorta happened.  I'm not good at dancing by conventional standards but it is not something in life I would want to miss out on.  Good times for sure, totally worth looking like a fool to most.


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #19348974 - 12/30/13 10:38 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I don't think the thought has ever crossed my mind that somebody was a terrible dancer. I mean, I've spent a lot of time in gay clubs with very bitchy people, and I really don't think I've ever heard someone criticize anyone's dancing ability. People don't really give a shit. Probably because they think they themselves suck, they assume everyone is doing a better job.


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: koods]
    #19348998 - 12/30/13 10:43 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

When everyone is on drugs anyway, who cares. :shrug:


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: Into The Woods]
    #19349022 - 12/30/13 10:47 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

To sum up this thread, OP: You can dance. You look like a fool doing it. Nobody cares. You should do it more. In the snow. Naked. On drugs.


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: koods]
    #19349065 - 12/30/13 10:53 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

:cookiemonster:


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #19349081 - 12/30/13 10:58 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: I can't dance. [Re: Enjoywho]
    #19349182 - 12/30/13 11:21 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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I love dancing. never had any kind of class or anything.

I never worry about what others think of mw when dancing. I do it because it's fucking fun.




I only really dance at shows, but what this guy said.

I used to have real issues letting go because of my notions of how I "can't dance". Move however the fuck feels good, however the music makes you feel. It's just about having fun. And if your having fun, it can make people around you have more fun too.

And the few people who might be standing around judging your flailing funsies, who cares? Are those really the people you'd like to know anyway?


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: JPDancer]
    #19349436 - 12/31/13 12:37 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Agreed, I'm not a fan of clubs, the only time I dance is at concerts or festivals. Pretty sure my dancing is terrible, I'm not big into moving my arms other than fist pumping or throwing my arms down when the bass drops. I've got long hair that makes head banging feel really good if I'm on drugs.


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