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Re: I can't dance. [Re: Into The Woods]
    #19347249 - 12/30/13 04:47 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Pretty please?




I'm not kidding. I made my friend erase it. And I watched him do it so there would be no surprises on FB. Lol


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: koods]
    #19347313 - 12/30/13 04:57 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Damn. :lol:


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: Into The Woods]
    #19347341 - 12/30/13 05:02 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I love dancing. never had any kind of class or anything. all though I have always wanted to learn legit partner dancing like the waltz and such.

I can bump and grind with the best of them though. All though it's always super hard to dance with a black girl that shit is just too damn hard to keep up with.

I'm also pretty damn good with a number of glow toys.

I never worry about what others think of mw when dancing. I do it because it's fucking fun.


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: Into The Woods]
    #19347348 - 12/30/13 05:03 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

This was taken as I was transitioning from the "bite my lip move" to the "arms in the air because I'm so fucked up move." There is a little of the "wait, is that a camera" move as well. I have taken steps to protect the innocent people who are unfortunate enough to know me.



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Re: I can't dance. [Re: koods]
    #19347380 - 12/30/13 05:09 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I can't think of any jokes. I'm drawing a blank.  :kummeli:


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: Into The Woods]
    #19347388 - 12/30/13 05:11 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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I can't think of any jokes. I'm drawing a blank.  :kummeli:




I know. This topic is really funny until you see its real world implications.


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: koods]
    #19347407 - 12/30/13 05:14 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

can always do the old man shuffle....


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: jboredone]
    #19347429 - 12/30/13 05:18 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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can always do the old man shuffle....



I'm pretty sure I was the oldest person on the floor that night, so... I can't not do it.

And let's be honest, as goofy as we look when dancing in public, it doesn't even get close to what goes on at home, naked with the stereo blasting,


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: koods]
    #19347443 - 12/30/13 05:20 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I do a lot of hand dancing in the car, too.


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: koods]
    #19347941 - 12/30/13 06:58 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Maybe your theme song:



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Re: I can't dance. [Re: Gumby]
    #19347949 - 12/30/13 06:59 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Each time you feel, you move.


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: jboredone]
    #19348038 - 12/30/13 07:16 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Gumby, I've been showing these guys my moves this whole thread. Why you say I can't dance? :sad:


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: koods]
    #19348136 - 12/30/13 07:34 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Just do this...you'll be golden



ha

In all seriousness, if dancing is not you're thing, don't do it. Nothing wrong with standing and just watching or refusing to dance. Just be confident and no one will say a thing.


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: lets drive around]
    #19348155 - 12/30/13 07:38 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

WTF, yes there is. That guy who stands on the sidelines with his hands in his pockets and just watches people dance is a weirdo.

You gotta join the party. :dancing:


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: Into The Woods]
    #19348167 - 12/30/13 07:40 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

dude just take some molly and mushrooms and put on some headphones. i can't dance either but man whatever i am doing to the music seems right and it must look good because it feels awesome


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: Into The Woods]
    #19348180 - 12/30/13 07:41 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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In all seriousness, if dancing is not you're thing, don't do it. Nothing wrong with standing and just watching or refusing to dance. Just be confident and no one will say a thing.




Says the guy with the dancing guys right below this sentence in his sig.

Based on my post activity in the emusic thread, you can only imagine how much naked dancing I've been up to this week.


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: mr sniffles]
    #19348200 - 12/30/13 07:44 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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dude just take some molly and mushrooms and put on some headphones. i can't dance either but man whatever i am doing to the music seems right and it must look good because it feels awesome



That's the kind of logic that gets you want you want in life. :manofapproval:


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: Into The Woods]
    #19348206 - 12/30/13 07:46 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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WTF, yes there is. That guy who stands on the sidelines with his hands in his pockets and just watches people dance is a weirdo.

You gotta join the party. :dancing:




I'm not talking about being this guy  :creepylurker: .

If you came out to party you probably brought a few friends. I myself dance, but if my friend is not comfortable, I'll chill with him until the others get back from the floor. I don't dance to every song either so it's cool.


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: lets drive around]
    #19348223 - 12/30/13 07:49 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Then clearly you're not taking enough drugs.


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: Into The Woods]
    #19348234 - 12/30/13 07:51 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

He's the designated let's drive arounder.


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