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OfflineThatKidWithTheFace
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I can't dance.
    #19346695 - 12/30/13 03:01 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Yes, It's true. I can't dance at all.

I look straight fucked when I even try.

Is there any hope for me, guys?


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #19346701 - 12/30/13 03:03 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Nobody really knows how to dance nowadays. And nobody on the dance floor really cares how you dance either. Just jump up and down, sway your hips from side to side to the beat of the music, and and move your arms around.

Feel the music and let your body move to the music.


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: occollegeboi]
    #19346719 - 12/30/13 03:07 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

i cant dance either


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: memes]
    #19346757 - 12/30/13 03:16 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)



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Re: I can't dance. [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #19346766 - 12/30/13 03:19 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

It's ok, I can't dance either but it's fun to get fucked up enough to not care and try anyways :lol:


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: chicksgrowtoo] * 1
    #19346786 - 12/30/13 03:25 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I don't think anybody really cares. I'm sure I look ridiculous doing stupid things with my hands and shit. If you feel self conscious, take more drugs.



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Re: I can't dance. [Re: koods] * 2
    #19346792 - 12/30/13 03:26 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

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If you feel self conscious, take more drugs.



^^^ best advice ever :lol:


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InvisibleInto The Woods
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Re: I can't dance. [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #19346851 - 12/30/13 03:39 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I can dance quite well.

I'm actually very well versed in dance.

Just flail your arms around and bop up and down and you can be as good as me.

When in doubt, flail about. :retawed:


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: Into The Woods]
    #19346867 - 12/30/13 03:43 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Confucius say "put your hands in the air, as if you just don't care."


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InvisibleInto The Woods
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Re: I can't dance. [Re: koods]
    #19346891 - 12/30/13 03:47 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

That's step 1

Step 2 is jiggle


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: Into The Woods]
    #19346910 - 12/30/13 03:50 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I'm white so I cant dance either  :sad:


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #19346920 - 12/30/13 03:52 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Black people can't dance either, they basically do the same thing we do except they grab their crotch and flail their arms forwards instead


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InvisibleFruitOfLife
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Re: I can't dance. [Re: Into The Woods]
    #19346930 - 12/30/13 03:56 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Into The Woods said:
Black people can't dance, they basically do the same thing we do except they grab their crotch and flail their arms forwards instead



But when they do it, it looks hip and cool


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InvisibleInto The Woods
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Re: I can't dance. [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #19346943 - 12/30/13 03:58 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

No it doesn't, they just think it does

It's the same brand of spastic fucketry


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #19346955 - 12/30/13 04:00 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

The key is to not care and just do your thing


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: Soulidarity]
    #19346957 - 12/30/13 04:01 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

:manofapproval:


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InvisibleFruitOfLife
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Re: I can't dance. [Re: Soulidarity]
    #19346967 - 12/30/13 04:03 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

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The key is to not care and just do your thing



When I try that I end up looking even whiter, almost albino


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InvisibleInto The Woods
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Re: I can't dance. [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #19347028 - 12/30/13 04:12 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Fuck it. Be albino.

:dancing:


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: Into The Woods]
    #19347049 - 12/30/13 04:17 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Just master the clap and point, proven white boy dance technique developed in the 70's.


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Re: I can't dance. [Re: schwarg]
    #19347084 - 12/30/13 04:22 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Just master the clap and point, proven white boy dance technique developed in the 70's.



Can I get a tutorial on this dance?


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