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Anonymous #1

How'd you meet your weed dealer?
    #19345090 - 12/30/13 05:40 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

How did you meet your current weed dealer and how many have you been through? For the longest time I didn't really have many good connections, so if I wanted weed I'd just have to ask around until I found a friend who was willing to sell some or knew someone trying to sell some. This is how I did it pretty much for a year until I met this really cool black dude that sold regularly, and he was my hookup for about half a year, until he nearly got caught and narrowly escaped serious jail time, so he stopped selling. Then there was this one dude who I knew that sells, but he is shady as fuck and will rip you off whenever he can. Dude refused to sell to me unless I agreed to spend at least $60 at a time. Finally, I found this guy through a friend who sells small time on the side and just has a handful of regular buyers, so it's much more low key and safer for him. The black guy that I bought from for the longest literally just drove around day and night selling weed, that's all he did. I remember once he pulled up to my place and he had a gallon baggie full of dank, and he just got of the car and walked to my fucking door with it, asked how much I needed. I guess when you do shit like that you deserve to get busted.

Anyway, how'd you meet your pot dude, and what kind of dealers have you had in the past?


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Anonymous #2

Re: How'd you meet your weed dealer? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19345630 - 12/30/13 09:47 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Ive been through like 3 or 4 .

My dealer now is my brother in law. Has been for the past 4 years.


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Anonymous #3

Re: How'd you meet your weed dealer? [Re: Anonymous #2] * 1
    #19346845 - 12/30/13 03:38 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #2 said:
Ive been through like 3 or 4 .

My dealer now is my brother in law. Has been for the past 4 years.





Shit. You must have had quite the habit to sell your sister to your dealer.


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Anonymous #2

Re: How'd you meet your weed dealer? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #19347036 - 12/30/13 04:14 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I'm a woman, actually.


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Anonymous #4

Re: How'd you meet your weed dealer? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19347064 - 12/30/13 04:18 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Fucking everyone I know smokes weed, or grows weed, or has family who smokes, or grows, or they know people who smoke or grow or whose families smoke or grow... It would be hard for me to not find someone.

I haven't met someone in a long time who doesn't either smoke or grow or both.


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Anonymous #5

Re: How'd you meet your weed dealer? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19347081 - 12/30/13 04:21 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I've had countless over the years. I couldn't possibly remember how I met them all.

Parties, friends, sheer dumb luck, to name a few.


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Anonymous #6

Re: How'd you meet your weed dealer? [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #19347104 - 12/30/13 04:25 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I am mine


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Anonymous #3

Re: How'd you meet your weed dealer? [Re: Anonymous #2] * 1
    #19347170 - 12/30/13 04:34 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #2 said:
I'm a woman, actually.




I don't understand why you felt the need to bring that up? Why does it matter? Nobody mentioned your gender.

Way to ruin a joke with feminist bullshit.


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Anonymous #6

Re: How'd you meet your weed dealer? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #19347503 - 12/30/13 05:30 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Haha I know right.  I was thinkin the same shit  lol
Like what does having a woman have  to do with shit


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Anonymous #7

Re: How'd you meet your weed dealer? [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #19349071 - 12/30/13 10:55 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

it made the joke better honestly


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Anonymous #2

Re: How'd you meet your weed dealer? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #19349139 - 12/30/13 11:12 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #3 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #2 said:
I'm a woman, actually.




I don't understand why you felt the need to bring that up? Why does it matter? Nobody mentioned your gender.

Way to ruin a joke with feminist bullshit.




Because, dipshit, you assumed I was a dude who sold my sister to some guy to get weed from.

Fuck off with your feminist talk.


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Anonymous #7

Re: How'd you meet your weed dealer? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #19349158 - 12/30/13 11:16 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

So if you were a dude you would be more likely to whore out your sister?

Are you fucking serious still?:lol:


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Anonymous #8

Re: How'd you meet your weed dealer? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #19349164 - 12/30/13 11:17 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Why would you have to be a dude to sell your sister?  Women don't get involved in slave trade for drugs?  Poppycock.


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Anonymous #7

Re: How'd you meet your weed dealer? [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #19349174 - 12/30/13 11:19 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

yeah, cuz like if anon#2 was a dude he'd be fucking his sister and he would stop fucking her to whore her out for weed money

but she isn't so she doesn't even think up that idea


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Anonymous #2

Re: How'd you meet your weed dealer? [Re: Anonymous #7] * 1
    #19349175 - 12/30/13 11:19 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Wow. This thread is full of fucking morons.

Let me break it down for you dumb boys to understand.

OP asked how we met our weed dealers.

I said "my brother in law"

OP for some reason said "oh your weed habit was that bad you had to sell your sister" ir whatever he said

To me that came off as him assuming I was a man. Which is why I said I was a woman.

Then OP wants to bring up feminism lol fucking please I'm not JoieD.


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Anonymous #9

Re: How'd you meet your weed dealer? [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #19349198 - 12/30/13 11:25 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #5 said:
I've had countless over the years. I couldn't possibly remember how I met them all.

Parties, friends, sheer dumb luck, to name a few.



^^^This

Quote:

Anonymous #7 said:
it made the joke better honestly




^^^This and.....



Quote:

Anonymous #7 said:
So if you were a dude you would be more likely to whore out your sister?

Are you fucking serious still?:lol:





AND Of course this^^


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Anonymous #2

Re: How'd you meet your weed dealer? [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #19349209 - 12/30/13 11:27 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

What joke? That lame ass unoriginal sentence that one fucktard put together?


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Anonymous #7

Re: How'd you meet your weed dealer? [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #19349218 - 12/30/13 11:29 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

i originally thought of it as like a 'your momma' joke

i didn't know turning it into a incest joke would make MORE sense


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Anonymous #2

Re: How'd you meet your weed dealer? [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #19349227 - 12/30/13 11:31 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Except for it wasn't a yo mama joke it was gay


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Anonymous #6

Re: How'd you meet your weed dealer? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #19350224 - 12/31/13 08:29 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

It was implied nowhere that you were a guy. 
You are either trollin or incredibly feminist moron.

It'd be like saying "I'm black, you retard!" which would also make no sense because  race or gender is not implied


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Anonymous #5

Re: How'd you meet your weed dealer? [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #19350315 - 12/31/13 08:58 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

:derail:


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Anonymous #3

Re: How'd you meet your weed dealer? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #19350838 - 12/31/13 11:44 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #2 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #3 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #2 said:
I'm a woman, actually.




I don't understand why you felt the need to bring that up? Why does it matter? Nobody mentioned your gender.

Way to ruin a joke with feminist bullshit.




Because, dipshit, you assumed I was a dude who sold my sister to some guy to get weed from.

Fuck off with your feminist talk.





How did I assume you were a dude? A woman could do the same thing that I described. I posted a gender neutral action, and you added a feminist spin.


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Anonymous #10

Re: How'd you meet your weed dealer? [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #19351027 - 12/31/13 12:43 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #7 said:
So if you were a dude you would be more likely to whore out your sister?

Are you fucking serious still?:lol:




I once knew a girl who hung out in my group of friends who would blow guys for a gram of weed.. and no she was not hot at all :nonono:


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Anonymous #4

Re: How'd you meet your weed dealer? [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #19351288 - 12/31/13 02:06 PM (10 years, 30 days ago)

She wasn't doing it for the weed.


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Anonymous #11

Re: How'd you meet your weed dealer? [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #19351880 - 12/31/13 04:54 PM (10 years, 30 days ago)

she was doing it for a fleeting moment of acceptance :foreveralone:


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Anonymous #6

Re: How'd you meet your weed dealer? [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #19351925 - 12/31/13 05:05 PM (10 years, 30 days ago)

Hahaha
"Omg he's letting me suck his dick !!!  He knows I exist"


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Anonymous #6

Re: How'd you meet your weed dealer? [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #19351927 - 12/31/13 05:05 PM (10 years, 30 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #5 said:
:derail:



X 100


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Anonymous #12

Re: How'd you meet your weed dealer? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19354420 - 01/01/14 11:46 AM (10 years, 30 days ago)

Met through my sister.


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Anonymous #13

Re: How'd you meet your weed dealer? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19373194 - 01/05/14 02:08 PM (10 years, 25 days ago)

Used to ride my four wheeler all the time off road and I saw one of my friends with his on the side of a dirt road, I get off and ask what's wrong and he turns around with a blunt in his mouth trying to light it up. I honestly didn't care much, was just 11 year kid who didn't give a fuck. He lit it and told me to take a hit, pretty damn good weed and I was high as fuck. I  would text him whenever and he'd deliver within 5 mins and bring me some fresh shit. Sometimes he would take a bit cause he's brother was just picking the buds off his plants. Best dealer in my life. He would give me free blunts if I went to go cruise around with him on the quad. 17 now and he's been gone for a while now after he moved. My friend and cousin get me weed, not so good as my dealer before. Oh and he never ripped me off, always gave free shit when he could


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Anonymous #14

Re: How'd you meet your weed dealer? [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #19373298 - 01/05/14 02:38 PM (10 years, 25 days ago)

I just buy grass from a street dealer downtown. He's got some killer bud like everytime I go see him. Or I just go to this guy that runs a trap house but for grass. My brother took me there the first time to let me know where it was. Also has great bud. :wink: I love Vancouver :heart: have yet to find someone with a solid bho/wax and shatter supply. Soon though :yesnod:


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Anonymous #15

Re: How'd you meet your weed dealer? [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #19373302 - 01/05/14 02:40 PM (10 years, 25 days ago)

weedmaps.com


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Anonymous #12

Re: How'd you meet your weed dealer? [Re: Anonymous #15]
    #19373650 - 01/05/14 04:08 PM (10 years, 25 days ago)

Man oh man why is it so hard to find a decent person to sell weed too u. I can't find any one new. Just the one person. It's a challenge big time.


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Anonymous #16

Re: How'd you meet your weed dealer? [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #19387237 - 01/08/14 10:20 AM (10 years, 23 days ago)

I went up to a big building that had a big pot leaf on it and is called High Life, and bought the weed from the lady behind the counter, went upstairs and smoked it in the lounge.

I live in Holland. :sunny:


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Anonymous #17

Re: How'd you meet your weed dealer? [Re: Anonymous #16]
    #19970601 - 05/11/14 03:32 AM (9 years, 8 months ago)

holland ftw


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Anonymous #18

Re: How'd you meet your weed dealer? [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #19970619 - 05/11/14 03:39 AM (9 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #4 said:
Fucking everyone I know smokes weed, or grows weed, or has family who smokes, or grows, or they know people who smoke or grow or whose families smoke or grow... It would be hard for me to not find someone.

I haven't met someone in a long time who doesn't either smoke or grow or both.



Im in this boat you cant swing a dead cat and not hit 3 people who smoke or sell weed
I have had many dealers over the years most of the time the guy next door is selling pot


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