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Offlineplektheplek
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Have you ever noticed Okcupid is all fat girls?
    #19344308 - 12/30/13 12:04 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I've tried to spit game to some ladies on Okcupid but I've noticed that like 94 percent of the girls on there are like super super fat

Whats the deelio?

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Re: Have you ever noticed Okcupid is all fat girls? [Re: plektheplek]
    #19344310 - 12/30/13 12:04 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Not where I live :shrug:

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Re: Have you ever noticed Okcupid is all fat girls? [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #19344327 - 12/30/13 12:11 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

These are my matches. Click for a close-up


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Re: Have you ever noticed Okcupid is all fat girls? [Re: plektheplek] * 11
    #19344341 - 12/30/13 12:16 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

wow theirs 7 cows in that picture.


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Re: Have you ever noticed Okcupid is all fat girls? [Re: evileye001] * 1
    #19344349 - 12/30/13 12:19 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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evileye001 said:
wow theirs 7 cows in that picture.





That made me laugh really hard.
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Re: Have you ever noticed Okcupid is all fat girls? [Re: FoxFire]
    #19344390 - 12/30/13 12:39 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

FoxFire said:
Quote:

evileye001 said:
wow theirs 7 cows in that picture.





That made me laugh really hard.
:bathtub40lol:

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:loldongs: I feel bad for laughing as hard as I did.

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Re: Have you ever noticed Okcupid is all fat girls? [Re: Hellogoodbyedeath]
    #19344399 - 12/30/13 12:45 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Not in the seattle area.

:datass:


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Re: Have you ever noticed Okcupid is all fat girls? [Re: evileye001] * 2
    #19344406 - 12/30/13 12:48 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

evileye001 said:
wow theirs 7 cows in that picture.



:ahahaha:

At first i was like: Wheres the other one? till I made zoom on the pic:lol:

Btw, looks like ''ferbieface'' would give me some nice head:datass:

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Re: Have you ever noticed Okcupid is all fat girls? [Re: AD420]
    #19344488 - 12/30/13 01:22 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

what they feeding them down there

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Re: Have you ever noticed Okcupid is all fat girls? [Re: Konyap]
    #19344518 - 12/30/13 01:30 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

lol. maybe i should create a profile for fun.


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Re: Have you ever noticed Okcupid is all fat girls? [Re: mr sniffles]
    #19344527 - 12/30/13 01:32 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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mr sniffles said:
lol. maybe i should create a profile for fun.



tons of fun

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Re: Have you ever noticed Okcupid is all fat girls? [Re: Konyap]
    #19344529 - 12/30/13 01:32 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

hahahahaha.  i hate to break it to you op.  so i wont.


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Re: Have you ever noticed Okcupid is all fat girls? [Re: Konyap]
    #19344532 - 12/30/13 01:33 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Illyabo said:
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mr sniffles said:
lol. maybe i should create a profile for fun.



tons of fun



was that a pun LOL


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Re: Have you ever noticed Okcupid is all fat girls? [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #19344541 - 12/30/13 01:35 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Not where I live :shrug:




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Re: Have you ever noticed Okcupid is all fat girls? [Re: The_Ghost]
    #19344603 - 12/30/13 01:46 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

fuck. i signed up and now i think they pulled me in.


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Re: Have you ever noticed Okcupid is all fat girls? [Re: mr sniffles]
    #19344700 - 12/30/13 02:23 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

OH MY GOD I CAN'T STOP ONCE IM ON THIS SITE WTF


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Re: Have you ever noticed Okcupid is all fat girls? [Re: mr sniffles]
    #19344849 - 12/30/13 03:37 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

tom cruise that is not very becoming of you, being on a dating site.


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Re: Have you ever noticed Okcupid is all fat girls? [Re: NWlight] * 5
    #19344882 - 12/30/13 03:54 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: Have you ever noticed Okcupid is all fat girls? [Re: rulesq]
    #19345029 - 12/30/13 05:02 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

LOL

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Re: Have you ever noticed Okcupid is all fat girls? [Re: mr sniffles]
    #19345052 - 12/30/13 05:15 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

mr sniffles said:
OH MY GOD I CAN'T STOP ONCE IM ON THIS SITE WTF




hey man, if you hook up with a fat chick 15 minutes after you registered:

:amusedapplause:  :justastonishing:

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Re: Have you ever noticed Okcupid is all fat girls? [Re: DebuteMachine]
    #19345069 - 12/30/13 05:27 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

DebuteMachine said:
Quote:

mr sniffles said:
OH MY GOD I CAN'T STOP ONCE IM ON THIS SITE WTF




hey man, if you hook up with a fat chick 15 minutes after you registered:

:amusedapplause:  :justastonishing:



a chubby girl rated me like 4 or 5 stars like 15 minutes after i registered lolol how did you know


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Re: Have you ever noticed Okcupid is all fat girls? [Re: plektheplek] * 1
    #19345095 - 12/30/13 05:45 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Do you have an advanced degree or at least a college education?

Do you make over a 6-figure salary, drive a BMW, corvette, or other high priced car?  Are you over 6 ft tall, and under 10% body fat?  Are you accomplished and in a position of power?

If you haven't answered "yes" to all of the above, the irony is that those fat girls are probably saying similar things about you.


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Re: Have you ever noticed Okcupid is all fat girls? [Re: plektheplek]
    #19345103 - 12/30/13 05:50 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

plektheplek said:
These are my matches. Click for a close-up





"Lil_mami4u"

:hahthatsrich:

Holy shit those matches are all full of win, Ferbieface tried to  :sexymeow:, but didn't quite nail it

:rofl: :lmafo:


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Re: Have you ever noticed Okcupid is all fat girls? [Re: rulesq]
    #19345474 - 12/30/13 08:42 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Yes...

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Re: Have you ever noticed Okcupid is all fat girls? [Re: rulesq]
    #19345501 - 12/30/13 08:52 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: Have you ever noticed Okcupid is all fat girls? [Re: Constantine]
    #19345540 - 12/30/13 09:12 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:lolwut:

hahahahahah :lol:


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Re: Have you ever noticed Okcupid is all fat girls? [Re: rulesq]
    #19345906 - 12/30/13 11:28 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:megusta:

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Re: Have you ever noticed Okcupid is all fat girls? [Re: plektheplek]
    #19345939 - 12/30/13 11:37 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

there's lots of hot girls where I'm at, but they all seem to be too good for me. They don't reply to my messages.

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Re: Have you ever noticed Okcupid is all fat girls? [Re: plektheplek]
    #19345957 - 12/30/13 11:43 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

plektheplek said:
I've tried to spit game to some ladies on Okcupid but I've noticed that like 94 percent of the girls on there are like super super fat

Whats the deelio?




Depends on the city, in some cities its almost exclusively fat chicks but in others its more like 60% fat 40% anything else

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Re: Have you ever noticed Okcupid is all fat girls? [Re: plektheplek]
    #19345970 - 12/30/13 11:50 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

plektheplek said:
I've tried to spit game to some ladies on Okcupid but I've noticed that like 94 percent of the girls on there are like super super fat

Whats the deelio?




Guy judging people on internet dating sites...  If you look decent and are a female your pussy sells itself.


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Re: Have you ever noticed Okcupid is all fat girls? [Re: brokentv]
    #19345976 - 12/30/13 11:51 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

brokentv said:
there's lots of hot girls where I'm at, but they all seem to be too good for me. They don't reply to my messages.




That's funny, in my experience browsing dating sites most profiles appear as inane and intellectually offensive as any facebook or myspace profile. To consider one of those women my equal would drive me into catatonic despair, let alone to look up to such mindless shills

:hamletmonkey:

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Re: Have you ever noticed Okcupid is all fat girls? [Re: Repertoire89]
    #19346041 - 12/30/13 12:18 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Well . . .

Y'all talked me into registering.


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Re: Have you ever noticed Okcupid is all fat girls? [Re: brokentv]
    #19346061 - 12/30/13 12:24 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

brokentv said:
there's lots of hot girls where I'm at, but they all seem to be too good for me. They don't reply to my messages.




That's because you're talking to the fake profiles :datass:

OP has already confirmed OKCupid is for hooking up with whales. Avast, hit the high seas, sailor!

:sailor:

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Re: Have you ever noticed Okcupid is all fat girls? [Re: plektheplek]
    #19346117 - 12/30/13 12:37 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

plektheplek said:
I've tried to spit game to some ladies on Okcupid but I've noticed that like 94 percent of the girls on there are like super super fat

Whats the deelio?



I think it's just you, man. I've never used it, but two of my friends have started dating girls from OKCupid that are smoking hot.


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Re: Have you ever noticed Okcupid is all fat girls? [Re: NetDiver]
    #19346193 - 12/30/13 12:53 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Big girls give the best brain. :yeahthatsright:


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Re: Have you ever noticed Okcupid is all fat girls? [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #19346600 - 12/30/13 02:33 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

The only time I ever got a date through OkCupid was when I girl I already knew found me on the site.


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Re: Have you ever noticed Okcupid is all fat girls? [Re: evileye001]
    #19346639 - 12/30/13 02:41 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

evileye001 said:
wow theirs 7 cows in that picture.



Plenty of whales.


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