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Asante
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Doctors successfully perform poop transplant to heal patients with bowel infestation - Success!
#19340310 - 12/29/13 05:17 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Sounds like perfect lulz but its actually good science. Rather than treat patients with malicious bowel infestations with antibiotics, theres been a clinical trial with faecal transplants, yes thats exactly how it sounds, transplanting poop from one persons bowels to another.
Surprise!
Results were better than antibiotics treatment, so one day you might be asked by a friend or relative to give up one of your deuces for transplantation.
"You gave up one of your logs to save my life bro, I will never forget it, there will always be a part of you inside of me now" 
http://www.nature.com/news/faecal-transplants-succeed-in-clinical-trial-1.12227
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Doctor Sponge
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Re: Doctors successfully perform poop transplant to heal patients with bowel infestation - Success! [Re: Asante]
#19340356 - 12/29/13 05:52 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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yeah I read that in the drudge report this morning.its actually been around(the concept)since the 50s imagine going to the pharmacy and saying im here to pick up my poop pills
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Re: Doctors successfully perform poop transplant to heal patients with bowel infestation - Success! [Re: Asante]
#19340362 - 12/29/13 05:54 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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You just can't make this shit up!
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Asante
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Re: Doctors successfully perform poop transplant to heal patients with bowel infestation - Success! [Re: Doctor Sponge]
#19340376 - 12/29/13 06:06 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Maybe it goes back to caveman days.
"Cripes Ug your shit stinks, have some of mine, it'll fix it."
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Asante
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Re: Doctors successfully perform poop transplant to heal patients with bowel infestation - Success! [Re: Asante]
#19340387 - 12/29/13 06:11 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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pwnasaurus
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Re: Doctors successfully perform poop transplant to heal patients with bowel infestation - Success! [Re: Asante]
#19341620 - 12/29/13 01:45 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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This has actually been around for several years now. I remember reading about this about a year ago and it's proving to be pretty successful.
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abltsandwich
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Re: Doctors successfully perform poop transplant to heal patients with bowel infestation - Success! [Re: Asante]
#19341634 - 12/29/13 01:48 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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This is what I think about when I masturbate.
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Re: Doctors successfully perform poop transplant to heal patients with bowel infestation - Success! [Re: Asante]
#19341646 - 12/29/13 01:50 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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What I want to know is how someone first came up with this idea..
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Re: Doctors successfully perform poop transplant to heal patients with bowel infestation - Success! [Re: Shroomslip]
#19341663 - 12/29/13 01:54 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I've seen several fecal transplants.  It's a very effective procedure
Often it is the spouse who donates. Now that's love
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hidenseek1
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Re: Doctors successfully perform poop transplant to heal patients with bowel infestation - Success! [Re: NWlight]
#19341682 - 12/29/13 01:57 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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shit, couldnt an easier way to be like probiotics, like yogurt and latic fermentation
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