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Invisiblefriskie
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    #19341234 - 12/29/13 12:11 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

whats the best part of having a beard? other than being a real man of coarse.


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Re: real men have beards [Re: friskie]
    #19341246 - 12/29/13 12:13 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

What about native Americans? They don't grow beards but yet they are as manly as any men even a Kentuckian.


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Re: real men have beards [Re: friskie] * 1
    #19341248 - 12/29/13 12:14 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

looking wise  :strokebeard:


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Re: real men have beards [Re: Ellis Dee]
    #19341259 - 12/29/13 12:15 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

personally i think the best part of having a beard is scratching it over a public toilet and making it rain


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Re: real men have beards [Re: friskie] * 1
    #19341260 - 12/29/13 12:16 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

:strokebeard:
:toilet:


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Re: real men have beards [Re: Dawks]
    #19341261 - 12/29/13 12:16 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

The best part about having a beard is scratching it over toilets and making it rain pubes.  :maximumtrolling:

lol beat me to it


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Re: real men have beards [Re: friskie]
    #19341270 - 12/29/13 12:18 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

There are occasional men without beards, generally the beardless ones are deficient in testosterone however.


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Re: real men have beards [Re: friskie]
    #19341273 - 12/29/13 12:19 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

As for the best part, its definitely the raw power coursing through your veins.


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Re: real men have beards [Re: Dawks]
    #19341277 - 12/29/13 12:20 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I hate facial hair, on myself, I start itching like hell when my face hair grows out to just a few millimeters.

I swear I'm going to get laser hair removal on my face.


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Re: real men have beards [Re: Repertoire89] * 1
    #19341281 - 12/29/13 12:21 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I don't have a beard but if I go a few days without shaving I have stubble, one time I dated a girl and she complained she didn't like the stubble on my face when I kissed her. She was a fucking bitch.


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Re: real men have beards [Re: ShiVersblood]
    #19341313 - 12/29/13 12:28 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Damn friskie. You're beard must be fucking huge by now. Last time I seen you it was already really long. I was going on 4 months, around 3 inches long, but I trimmed it down with an 8 guide on Christmas.

As for the question.
-Women love to scratch your face for you.
-You feel like the manliest person in the room. In any room.
-Feels like a face pillow when you're laying down
-It's like growing a plant, but with more satisfaction as it gets bigger since it's on your face.

:strokebeard:


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Re: real men have beards [Re: ShiVersblood]
    #19341315 - 12/29/13 12:28 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I'm 21 and all I can grow are tiny pube patches. My brother is 17 and already has a full ass beard. Fuck Genetics :facepalm3:


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Re: real men have beards [Re: Ellis Dee]
    #19341318 - 12/29/13 12:28 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Ellis Dee said:
What about native Americans? They don't grow beards






some do


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Re: real men have beards [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #19341344 - 12/29/13 12:36 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

No they don't, you're wrong. Not the real ones. Prove it.


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Re: real men have beards [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #19341357 - 12/29/13 12:39 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

way to go pris with the geo ban! im going to buy you and your whole family dinner next time im in ga


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Re: real men have beards [Re: underfliptown]
    #19341374 - 12/29/13 12:43 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

underfliptown said:
No they don't, you're wrong. Not the real ones. Prove it.













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Re: real men have beards [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #19341387 - 12/29/13 12:48 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

all real men...


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Re: real men have beards [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #19341389 - 12/29/13 12:49 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

The 2nd guy is a Chinese man from china and not a inidian(Native American).


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Re: real men have beards [Re: underfliptown]
    #19341402 - 12/29/13 12:51 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

underfliptown said:
No they don't, you're wrong. Not the real ones. Prove it.




:google:

Instead of assuming you are correct... The onus should be on the ignorant to figure out shit for themselves, but here ya go!

Taken from http://www.hanksville.org/NAresources/faq2.html

"If you think about it for a minute, you know the answer to this question. You have probably seen many pictures of Native Americans with full mustaches. Many of the Navajo leaders of the Long Walk era had mustaches. Although many, if not most, Native American cultural groups preferred to remain clean shaven, the Dominguez-Escalante Expedition encountered a tribal subdivision of the Paiutes in Utah who wore full beards. There has been speculation that the existence of this group accounts for the rumors at the time of that expedition that there was a group of Spaniards who lived in that region because their first impression was that they were meeting Jesuit priests."


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Re: real men have beards [Re: underfliptown]
    #19341403 - 12/29/13 12:51 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Oh this thread is about asians with beards? Those aren't natives bro. Not full blooded at least.


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