|
friskie
TRUSTED OTD'ER


Registered: 08/15/12
Posts: 10,123
Loc: Florida
|
real men have beards 4
#19341234 - 12/29/13 12:11 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
whats the best part of having a beard? other than being a real man of coarse.
|
Ellis Dee
Archangel



Registered: 06/29/01
Posts: 13,104
Loc: Fire in the sky
Last seen: 4 years, 10 months
|
Re: real men have beards [Re: friskie]
#19341246 - 12/29/13 12:13 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
What about native Americans? They don't grow beards but yet they are as manly as any men even a Kentuckian.
-------------------- "If the foundations be destroyed, what can the righteous do."-King Solomon And there was war in heaven: Michael and his angels fought against the dragon; and the dragon fought and his angels,
|
Dawks
Jolly African Potato


Registered: 06/09/10
Posts: 4,935
|
Re: real men have beards [Re: friskie] 1
#19341248 - 12/29/13 12:14 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
looking wise
--------------------
date ; unzip ; strip ; touch ; grep ; finger ; mount ; fsck ; more ; yes ; umount ; sleep
|
friskie
TRUSTED OTD'ER


Registered: 08/15/12
Posts: 10,123
Loc: Florida
|
Re: real men have beards [Re: Ellis Dee]
#19341259 - 12/29/13 12:15 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
personally i think the best part of having a beard is scratching it over a public toilet and making it rain
|
friskie
TRUSTED OTD'ER


Registered: 08/15/12
Posts: 10,123
Loc: Florida
|
Re: real men have beards [Re: friskie] 1
#19341260 - 12/29/13 12:16 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
|
underfliptown
I suck and you should kill me


Registered: 03/07/11
Posts: 14,344
Last seen: 8 years, 5 months
|
Re: real men have beards [Re: Dawks]
#19341261 - 12/29/13 12:16 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
The best part about having a beard is scratching it over toilets and making it rain pubes. 
lol beat me to it
|
Repertoire89
Cat



Registered: 11/15/12
Posts: 21,773
|
Re: real men have beards [Re: friskie]
#19341270 - 12/29/13 12:18 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
There are occasional men without beards, generally the beardless ones are deficient in testosterone however.
|
Repertoire89
Cat



Registered: 11/15/12
Posts: 21,773
|
Re: real men have beards [Re: friskie]
#19341273 - 12/29/13 12:19 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
As for the best part, its definitely the raw power coursing through your veins.
|
occollegeboi
MushroomSpaceGod



Registered: 04/10/11
Posts: 2,857
Last seen: 5 years, 4 months
|
Re: real men have beards [Re: Dawks]
#19341277 - 12/29/13 12:20 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
I hate facial hair, on myself, I start itching like hell when my face hair grows out to just a few millimeters.
I swear I'm going to get laser hair removal on my face.
|
ShiVersblood
VAmPiRES HELLA ❤


Registered: 08/18/07
Posts: 115,620
Loc: United States of America
Last seen: 10 hours, 35 minutes
|
|
I don't have a beard but if I go a few days without shaving I have stubble, one time I dated a girl and she complained she didn't like the stubble on my face when I kissed her. She was a fucking bitch.
|
kr0nik0
Ole' Salty


Registered: 02/13/12
Posts: 17,756
Loc: Western Slope, CO
|
|
Damn friskie. You're beard must be fucking huge by now. Last time I seen you it was already really long. I was going on 4 months, around 3 inches long, but I trimmed it down with an 8 guide on Christmas.
As for the question. -Women love to scratch your face for you. -You feel like the manliest person in the room. In any room. -Feels like a face pillow when you're laying down -It's like growing a plant, but with more satisfaction as it gets bigger since it's on your face.
--------------------
“[...]the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes “Awww!”
|
Malcolm_Xtasy
Oh baby what Is you doin??



Registered: 04/04/12
Posts: 13,851
Loc:
|
|
I'm 21 and all I can grow are tiny pube patches. My brother is 17 and already has a full ass beard. Fuck Genetics
-------------------- I'm stupid, Enlil is smart. I'm ugly, Enlil is beautiful. I'm a loser, Enlil is a winner. Someday, I hope to be like Enlil but secretly know I never will.
|
Prisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!


Registered: 01/22/03
Posts: 193,665
Loc: Pvt. Pubfag NutSuck
|
Re: real men have beards [Re: Ellis Dee]
#19341318 - 12/29/13 12:28 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Ellis Dee said: What about native Americans? They don't grow beards
some do
|
underfliptown
I suck and you should kill me


Registered: 03/07/11
Posts: 14,344
Last seen: 8 years, 5 months
|
Re: real men have beards [Re: Prisoner#1]
#19341344 - 12/29/13 12:36 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
No they don't, you're wrong. Not the real ones. Prove it.
|
friskie
TRUSTED OTD'ER


Registered: 08/15/12
Posts: 10,123
Loc: Florida
|
Re: real men have beards [Re: Prisoner#1]
#19341357 - 12/29/13 12:39 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
way to go pris with the geo ban! im going to buy you and your whole family dinner next time im in ga
|
Prisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!


Registered: 01/22/03
Posts: 193,665
Loc: Pvt. Pubfag NutSuck
|
|
Quote:
underfliptown said: No they don't, you're wrong. Not the real ones. Prove it.



|
friskie
TRUSTED OTD'ER


Registered: 08/15/12
Posts: 10,123
Loc: Florida
|
Re: real men have beards [Re: Prisoner#1]
#19341387 - 12/29/13 12:48 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
all real men...
|
ShiVersblood
VAmPiRES HELLA ❤


Registered: 08/18/07
Posts: 115,620
Loc: United States of America
Last seen: 10 hours, 35 minutes
|
Re: real men have beards [Re: Prisoner#1]
#19341389 - 12/29/13 12:49 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
The 2nd guy is a Chinese man from china and not a inidian(Native American).
|
TheMaster
PATIENCE


Registered: 07/13/13
Posts: 705
Loc: Earth
|
|
Quote:
underfliptown said: No they don't, you're wrong. Not the real ones. Prove it.

Instead of assuming you are correct... The onus should be on the ignorant to figure out shit for themselves, but here ya go!
Taken from http://www.hanksville.org/NAresources/faq2.html
"If you think about it for a minute, you know the answer to this question. You have probably seen many pictures of Native Americans with full mustaches. Many of the Navajo leaders of the Long Walk era had mustaches. Although many, if not most, Native American cultural groups preferred to remain clean shaven, the Dominguez-Escalante Expedition encountered a tribal subdivision of the Paiutes in Utah who wore full beards. There has been speculation that the existence of this group accounts for the rumors at the time of that expedition that there was a group of Spaniards who lived in that region because their first impression was that they were meeting Jesuit priests."
-------------------- "Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever." Mahatma Gandhi
|
underfliptown
I suck and you should kill me


Registered: 03/07/11
Posts: 14,344
Last seen: 8 years, 5 months
|
|
Oh this thread is about asians with beards? Those aren't natives bro. Not full blooded at least.
|
memes
Blessed



Registered: 01/11/05
Posts: 27,785
Loc: In a Tree
|
Re: real men have beards [Re: Prisoner#1]
#19341405 - 12/29/13 12:51 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
loolololol
|
LittleDipster


Registered: 06/18/10
Posts: 4,141
|
Re: real men have beards [Re: Prisoner#1]
#19341409 - 12/29/13 12:53 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
ya pris if u think thats a native american then
u slippin son
|
TheMaster
PATIENCE


Registered: 07/13/13
Posts: 705
Loc: Earth
|
|
Quote:
underfliptown said: Oh this thread is about asians with beards? Those aren't natives bro. Not full blooded at least.
Asian ancestors that came to North America are now known as "Native Americans". That is why they look similar.
-------------------- "Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever." Mahatma Gandhi
|
underfliptown
I suck and you should kill me


Registered: 03/07/11
Posts: 14,344
Last seen: 8 years, 5 months
|
Re: real men have beards [Re: TheMaster]
#19341414 - 12/29/13 12:54 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
Yeah but there was lots of time for evolution to occur. That is why they are 2 distinct races.
|
fbi365
Captain of the Sinking Ship



Registered: 02/07/11
Posts: 2,857
Loc: Nowhere
Last seen: 4 months, 9 days
|
|
Word to that OP
--------------------
|
TheMaster
PATIENCE


Registered: 07/13/13
Posts: 705
Loc: Earth
|
|
Quote:
underfliptown said: Yeah but there was lots of time for evolution to occur. That is why they are 2 distinct races.
Very true, but they do have similar facial features like the orbital socket region (see slanted eyes).
Is it that hard to admit you were wrong and pris was right?
Taken from the wiki page on Native American stereotypes:
"To a large extent, these stereotypes are based on famous stories by Karl May("Winnetou"), a German teacher who wrote innumerable novels about Native Americans in the 19th century. Interestingly, May had never seen Native Americans with his own eyes. [7]"
You, like many people before you were taught a stereotype that to this day is widely (wrongly) believed.
-------------------- "Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever." Mahatma Gandhi
|
kr0nik0
Ole' Salty


Registered: 02/13/12
Posts: 17,756
Loc: Western Slope, CO
|
Re: real men have beards [Re: fbi365]
#19341445 - 12/29/13 01:03 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
Good post master. It varies just like with any culture. Some native Americans have facial hair, some don't.
Just like a lot of Asian cultures barely have any facial hair, but some do.
I've heard that a lot of Indian tribes actually plucked their facial hair off. I don't know how much truth there is to that though.
--------------------
“[...]the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes “Awww!”
|
underfliptown
I suck and you should kill me


Registered: 03/07/11
Posts: 14,344
Last seen: 8 years, 5 months
|
Re: real men have beards [Re: TheMaster]
#19341449 - 12/29/13 01:03 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
To be completely honest I hadn't even thought about natives having beards til I read this thread.
I wonder if any pure blooded natives do have beards. I don't know one way or the other.
|
TheMaster
PATIENCE


Registered: 07/13/13
Posts: 705
Loc: Earth
|
Re: real men have beards [Re: TheMaster]
#19341472 - 12/29/13 01:09 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
To the OP, beards are great for many things.
Short list is "flavor savers", an insulator, gets you laid, wisdom enhancement (by appearance only), something to pull on whilst thinking, time saver in the morning for shaving (especially for those neck beard gurus out there.
There are more I'm sure, but I need to go trim my beard
-------------------- "Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever." Mahatma Gandhi
|
Prisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!


Registered: 01/22/03
Posts: 193,665
Loc: Pvt. Pubfag NutSuck
|
|
Quote:
ShiVersblood said: The 2nd guy is a Chinese man from china and not a inidian(Native American).
did you check his passport?
maybe the others are mongolians
|
TheMaster
PATIENCE


Registered: 07/13/13
Posts: 705
Loc: Earth
|
Re: real men have beards [Re: kr0nik0]
#19341509 - 12/29/13 01:15 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
Quote:
kr0nik0 said: Good post master. It varies just like with any culture. Some native Americans have facial hair, some don't.
Just like a lot of Asian cultures barely have any facial hair, but some do.
I've heard that a lot of Indian tribes actually plucked their facial hair off. I don't know how much truth there is to that though.
Funny you should mention that because the sentence before the part I took from the wiki stereotypes above said just that, " The common explanation for this "miracle" is that they tear out their beards until they stop growing at all."
Then went on to explain those stories mostly came from a guy who had never even seen a native with his own eyes.
Some asians can't grow shit for facial hair, but some can just like native americans. To say they all can't is being ignorant of the facts.
-------------------- "Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever." Mahatma Gandhi
|
TheMaster
PATIENCE


Registered: 07/13/13
Posts: 705
Loc: Earth
|
|
Quote:
underfliptown said: To be completely honest I hadn't even thought about natives having beards til I read this thread.
I wonder if any pure blooded natives do have beards. I don't know one way or the other.
Quote:
underfliptown said: No they don't, you're wrong. Not the real ones. Prove it.
Sure as hell could have fooled me.
-------------------- "Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever." Mahatma Gandhi
Edited by TheMaster (12/29/13 01:20 PM)
|
Prisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!


Registered: 01/22/03
Posts: 193,665
Loc: Pvt. Pubfag NutSuck
|
|
Quote:
underfliptown said: To be completely honest I hadn't even thought about natives having beards til I read this thread.
I wonder if any pure blooded natives do have beards. I don't know one way or the other.
yes, many do, the genetics are of east asian decent where hair grows well, hair grows sparsely and on some, it doesnt grow at all
|
morrowasted
Worldwide Stepper



Registered: 10/30/09
Posts: 31,377
Loc: House of Mirrors
Last seen: 4 days, 14 hours
|
Re: real men have beards [Re: TheMaster]
#19341523 - 12/29/13 01:19 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
i have only shaved my beard once in the last 4 years. regretted it a lot. i trim it short but it has to stay. it's so important that it dictates what professions i am excluded from participating in. fortunately academia doesnt GAF
|
Icyus
KavitārkikasiṃHa



Registered: 11/07/13
Posts: 3,502
Loc: Inbetween.
Last seen: 8 years, 27 days
|
|
I'd go with Ellis Dee on this one... it depends on the man... even one with a waxed face a d straight glossy hair might be a real man.. a masculine entity, not suppressant of his femininity... ie not a log in his ass we say...
|
Juicin
Stranger

Registered: 10/27/13
Posts: 897
|
Re: real men have beards [Re: friskie]
#19341580 - 12/29/13 01:32 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
Manicuring your facial hair more than once a week disqualifies you from being a real man. And if you can't grow the beginnings of a beard in that time, it also disqualifies you.
|
shLong



Registered: 03/04/10
Posts: 25,330
Loc: 'sconsin
|
Re: real men have beards [Re: Icyus]
#19341582 - 12/29/13 01:33 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
I have a beard now for the 1st time in my life. I started on while on the road attending Burning Man. My cheeks arent as full on hairy as I'd like, but my beard has gotten a good reception. Plus people think I look like Aaron Rodgers now... And being from Wisconsin, that's a good thing
|
Zombi3
Bella Ciao!!




Registered: 01/11/13
Posts: 27,086
Loc: Bat Country
|
Re: real men have beards [Re: friskie]
#19341595 - 12/29/13 01:36 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
I love my beard.
-------------------- You’ve Met With A Terrible Fate, Haven’t You?
Click here to enter this weeks Ban Lottery!! In Crust We Trust
|
|