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i never fuqd any1 b4
    #19340220 - 12/29/13 04:12 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

who woulda thunk?

case closed no questions asked lma0



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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: Sheekle]
    #19340222 - 12/29/13 04:13 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

:lolwut:

I would nota thunk


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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: Sheekle]
    #19340230 - 12/29/13 04:17 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Are you lying sheeks?

I was just thinking about making a thread like this.


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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19340232 - 12/29/13 04:17 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

me too

so what lol


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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: mr sniffles]
    #19340237 - 12/29/13 04:19 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I take it your orgy hasn't happened yet sheek. Tragic :sad: if yours worked I wanted 2 try one


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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: mr sniffles]
    #19340239 - 12/29/13 04:20 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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TrentBoyett said:
I was just thinking about making a thread like this.



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me too

so what lol



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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: Sheekle]
    #19340242 - 12/29/13 04:20 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Get a room, you three


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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: NWlight]
    #19340245 - 12/29/13 04:22 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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I take it your orgy hasn't happened yet sheek. Tragic :sad: if yours worked I wanted 2 try one



Nah I can make it happen if I really want but I actually won't because I actually don't think I'll ever really want to do that ever in my entire life ever

But maybe I actually will wanna do that and it'll be great and I'll help make it happen and I'll get involved in orgies everywhere and there'll be naked boobs with dicks growing out of them wherever I could see and like walls made out of vaginas with rainbow semen everywhere and everyone will be so happy to do their fair share of participation in the journey then probably never talk about the fact that it happened ever again after because we live in a society where that would be an extremely unusual thing but then maybe we'd make it become an extremely usual and normal thing and all people everywhere will be having orgies and it'll be a common and normal accepted part of life but probably not who knows maybe


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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: Sheekle]
    #19340253 - 12/29/13 04:24 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: Sheekle]
    #19340256 - 12/29/13 04:25 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Rainbow semen is healthy semen!


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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: NWlight]
    #19341792 - 12/29/13 02:26 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

yhahah ahaha


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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: Sheekle]
    #19341843 - 12/29/13 02:37 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

We doing orgies now? Alright I guess so, there's sex clubs in a lot of cities maybe you should check one out? I'm definitely planning on stopping by a few, at least just to watch if nothing else

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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: Sheekle]
    #19341890 - 12/29/13 02:48 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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I take it your orgy hasn't happened yet sheek. Tragic :sad: if yours worked I wanted 2 try one



Nah I can make it happen if I really want but I actually won't because I actually don't think I'll ever really want to do that ever in my entire life ever

But maybe I actually will wanna do that and it'll be great and I'll help make it happen and I'll get involved in orgies everywhere and there'll be naked boobs with dicks growing out of them wherever I could see and like walls made out of vaginas with rainbow semen everywhere and everyone will be so happy to do their fair share of participation in the journey then probably never talk about the fact that it happened ever again after because we live in a society where that would be an extremely unusual thing but then maybe we'd make it become an extremely usual and normal thing and all people everywhere will be having orgies and it'll be a common and normal accepted part of life but probably not who knows maybe



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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: Sheekle]
    #19341898 - 12/29/13 02:50 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: Synthe] * 3
    #19341910 - 12/29/13 02:52 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

This thread is a bad 80s movie.


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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: NWlight]
    #19341932 - 12/29/13 02:56 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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I take it your orgy hasn't happened yet sheek. Tragic :sad: if yours worked I wanted 2 try one



Wait, didn't you say before you used to have orgies in High School? Like you and a bunch of chicks?


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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: Sheekle] * 10
    #19341933 - 12/29/13 02:56 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I once walked in on my girlfriend talking about this before I had sex with her for the first time. She suspected that I was a virginal character, seeing that I just got back from church an hour before I met her, and saw her get approached by someoen asking her if she was going to play golf later. Which she wasn't because she had to catch a train to see a puppet show. A puppet show where the actors didn't use puppets. We also had a picnic. Though we went later. My friend said we could go to another picnicnext week. For we just returned ffrom London and wanted to install a picnic.

they didn't think I realized they were talking about my virginity but I knew it. Everyone knew it, but it wasn't true, I was actually quite skilled in bed. Whenever I went to bed with a girl they would ask all my friends if they ever had sex with me because they thought some traces of my previous masterly sex maneuvers would still be intact in their own methods of sexual penetration & enable them to derive double the amount of pleasure previous known from other men.

For every woman I ever slept with always remarked that I was far more enjoyable sexual companion than majority of most people. They actually said I gave her the most pleasure she ever could fathom, that I delivered her with atleast twice the pleasure her other boyfriends gave her.

Then all her friends began to ask her if she would allow them the chance to sleep with me, but she never woudl accept their requests & hogged me all to herself. Once they caught us right as I inserted my private part into her ******. Her eyes appeared to apprehend the moment it entered inside her & was positively repulsed, for she let out a shriek that was made on a much higher note than usual.


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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: drkkenny]
    #19341941 - 12/29/13 02:57 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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She suspected that I was a virginal character,



lol virginal


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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: Sheekle]
    #19342007 - 12/29/13 03:06 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Sheekle said:
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NWlight said:
I take it your orgy hasn't happened yet sheek. Tragic :sad: if yours worked I wanted 2 try one



Wait, didn't you say before you used to have orgies in High School? Like you and a bunch of chicks?



It wasn't an orgy it was with 3 or 4 girls tho :yesnod:


One of them was my ex though and she kept wanting all the attention of course pff. She doesn't know orgy rules


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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: NWlight]
    #19342016 - 12/29/13 03:08 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

3 or 4 girls thats an orgy thats 4 or 5 people i dunno what u mean that sounds orgy enough to me


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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: drkkenny]
    #19342034 - 12/29/13 03:12 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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I once walked in on my girlfriend talking about this before I had sex with her for the first time. She suspected that I was a virginal character, seeing that I just got back from church an hour before I met her, and saw her get approached by someoen asking her if she was going to play golf later. Which she wasn't because she had to catch a train to see a puppet show. A puppet show where the actors didn't use puppets. We also had a picnic. Though we went later. My friend said we could go to another picnicnext week. For we just returned ffrom London and wanted to install a picnic.

they didn't think I realized they were talking about my virginity but I knew it. Everyone knew it, but it wasn't true, I was actually quite skilled in bed. Whenever I went to bed with a girl they would ask all my friends if they ever had sex with me because they thought some traces of my previous masterly sex maneuvers would still be intact in their own methods of sexual penetration & enable them to derive double the amount of pleasure previous known from other men.

For every woman I ever slept with always remarked that I was far more enjoyable sexual companion than majority of most people. They actually said I gave her the most pleasure she ever could fathom, that I delivered her with atleast twice the pleasure her other boyfriends gave her.

Then all her friends began to ask her if she would allow them the chance to sleep with me, but she never woudl accept their requests & hogged me all to herself. Once they caught us right as I inserted my private part into her ******. Her eyes appeared to apprehend the moment it entered inside her & was positively repulsed, for she let out a shriek that was made on a much higher note than usual.



Good read. +1

So do you still believe in god? or are you agnostic or something?

IMO you seem like someone who would be agnostic or something similar.


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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: Sheekle] * 4
    #19342053 - 12/29/13 03:16 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Well I used to go to church atleast 4 times a week. We would get around in a circle & pray for a better tomorrow. Some of the other church goers would throw out all the bibles before the ceremonies started, so that when we got inside we wouldn't have a book to go along with the preaches sermon.

But they sent those kids back to Cuba where they didn't leave for 9 years & were ptu inside mental asylums to punish them for their vulgar behaviorMy brother just returned from an asylum in London, but it was built in 1902, not 1904 like it was documented. Noone knows why they told people it was made in tht year instead of the other.

They just made us into the church last May though, and we were going over there t o find someone bring us back to France. For we knew someone with a party that was about to happen. It was that moment where yo uknew a party would open somewhere but not know exactly where. For you might call a friend & ask them to quit playing golf & decide to just find a party with us already.

The church I used to go to is now demolished. They destroyed it and built a new one across the st. It was celebrated in town as the one natural monument of the world. It was praised worldwide for being one of the most respectable places to pray, a place where everyone woudl gather to rejoice in gods glory he hath endowed to the lower beings to enable them to taste divine justice, to allow them to see the light & come to the good side. For the devil may try to trick you into submitting into his games but he shall be stopped by the benevolent lord who promised sanctification, the devil is trying to put evilinto your head but he shall present him from accomplishing such feats, for once you take the lord hand in with yours you find early purification & glory established to your name. You find yoursel relieved of former worries & now feel you are flying towards the promised land, the place of your rebirth, the place where many other gods have been resurrected just like ye have, for they might zap some sort of lightning bolt from a cloud to suddenly awakene someone as if electrifying them to ensure that they are alert after the bolt strikes them down.


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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: drkkenny] * 2
    #19342070 - 12/29/13 03:17 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

How the fuck did you type that in 4 minutes


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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: NWlight]
    #19342082 - 12/29/13 03:20 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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How the fuck did you type that in 4 minutes



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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: NWlight]
    #19342086 - 12/29/13 03:21 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I just decide to make it and I do. You can't wait for the moment to pas you, you have to go out and take it. You won't let it fall from you but you grip on to it so it can't leave you, you understand? I won't leave something alone & I have that thing fully there you know? I just like t okeep it there so I can get it done quicker. Some people wait awhile before doing something but not me, I always say you have to lunge at whatever opportunities are presented your way.


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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: NWlight]
    #19342089 - 12/29/13 03:22 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

3 people is not an orgy. 4 people is an orgy. I guess they don't teach shit in kindergarten anymore.


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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: koods]
    #19342126 - 12/29/13 03:28 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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3 people is not an orgy. 4 people is an orgy. I guess they don't teach shit in kindergarten anymore.



Three girls + NWlight = four people


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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: drkkenny]
    #19342135 - 12/29/13 03:30 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

@drkkenny 4 times a week? That's rough man. IMO organized religion blows...


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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: TrentBoyett] * 1
    #19342212 - 12/29/13 03:45 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Its more of how I feel in the church, the surroundings make me appreciate life more. I can feel myself being raised to exalted heights never before seen, feel myself becoming someone far greater than anyone I ever been before.

When I first arrive in the church I will pause at the door & close my eyes as if deeply taking in the environment, as if fillingup my body with some holy substance the gods have delivered to me.

My body will feel as if it has been lifted to the stars, that I am flying towards a distant planet where billions of goods & charms await me. I can feel that wherever I'm goingis going to bring me far more delight than I could ever imagine, and I know I'm about to go somewhere I will never forget. For we might find ourselves creating stars, we find we can make a star appear in front of us. Or we find in our back pocket a star and wehold it up and it brightens our surroundings, so much luminous light just appears without any warning, just like a light revealings it source to brighten up the entire world, as if christmas came early thisyear.

For some lights may light up a cold planet, and the old cold planet with no life will suddenly be blooming with activity. The old planet will extinguish while this one will radiate its powerful source, presenting itself to other distant planets so they catch ablaze too. For only when we are last reminded of our indifference do we truly find ourselves prepared to live fully, to celebrate withlife instead of going therough zombie.


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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: drkkenny]
    #19342263 - 12/29/13 03:56 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I think I would remember the exact number if it was three or four women.


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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: Rose]
    #19342284 - 12/29/13 04:00 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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I think I would remember the exact number if it was three or four women.



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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: koods]
    #19342330 - 12/29/13 04:13 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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I think I would remember the exact number if it was three or four women.




IKR?

I had a 3 some a long time ago in HS. If an extra girl just "slid" in there, I would definitely remember lol.

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3 people is not an orgy. 4 people is an orgy. I guess they don't teach shit in kindergarten anymore.




I always thought 5 was the minimum. Threesome, Foursome, Orgy... :shrug:


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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: Sheekle]
    #19342354 - 12/29/13 04:18 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

ATTN EVERYBODY I ONLY JACK OFF LIKE 2-4 TIMES A WEEK


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    #19342360 - 12/29/13 04:20 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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ATTN EVERYBODY I ONLY JACK OFF LIKE 2-4 TIMES A WEEK



I wack off even less than that, sometimes I go weeks without even thinking about it.


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    #19342375 - 12/29/13 04:24 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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ATTN EVERYBODY I ONLY JACK OFF LIKE 2-4 TIMES A WEEK



Just saw this on CNN


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    #19342382 - 12/29/13 04:26 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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i never fuqd any1 b4









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    #19342398 - 12/29/13 04:30 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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ATTN EVERYBODY I ONLY JACK OFF LIKE 2-4 TIMES A WEEK




Think I perform 2-4 masturbations a day


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    #19342462 - 12/29/13 04:45 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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    #19342464 - 12/29/13 04:46 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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ATTN EVERYBODY I ONLY JACK OFF LIKE 2-4 TIMES A WEEK



you say 'only' but i consider that a pretty healthy amount.

why you never fuqd sheekle?


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    #19342486 - 12/29/13 04:49 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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ATTN EVERYBODY I ONLY JACK OFF LIKE 2-4 TIMES A WEEK



I wack off even less than that, sometimes I go weeks without even thinking about it.




That sounds like total bullshit. I kinda assumed you had your dick out most of the time you're posting here. :lol:

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ATTN EVERYBODY I ONLY JACK OFF LIKE 2-4 TIMES A WEEK



THATS HAWT




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    #19342495 - 12/29/13 04:51 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

get someee pusssssssssssss man


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ATTN EVERYBODY I ONLY JACK OFF LIKE 2-4 TIMES A WEEK



I wack off even less than that, sometimes I go weeks without even thinking about it.




That sounds like total bullshit. I kinda assumed you had your dick out most of the time you're posting here. :lol:




It kind of gets boring after a while, you know...

The only time I ever really do it a lot is on the rare ocassions that I use amps. It seems like I just spend the whole time wackin' it, lol.


I would say on average I do it maybe once a week, no lie. And even then it's just usually out of boredom.


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    #19342676 - 12/29/13 05:33 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Whacking it on Stimulants Rulez:rockon:


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    #19342721 - 12/29/13 05:42 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Whacking it on Stimulants Rulez:rockon:




I managed to rub one out while rolling the other day. That was a first.


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Whacking it on Stimulants Rulez:rockon:




I managed to rub one out while rolling the other day. That was a first.



Lol good job man. I tried cumming coming down a roll once. It took me like 2.5 hours and wore me the fuck down.


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    #19342867 - 12/29/13 06:10 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

That's why it's fun.
It's becomes a game as to how long it takes or if you can at all.


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    #19342905 - 12/29/13 06:16 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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That's why it's fun.
It's becomes a game as to how long it takes or if you can at all.




I hate solitaire. If it's a game, I prefer hungry hungry hippos. Or chutes and ladders.


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    #19342917 - 12/29/13 06:18 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I'll school you in Trouble and Candy Land.


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    #19342940 - 12/29/13 06:23 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

If you're teaching, I will study hard.


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of course and we don't break eye contact the whole time


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Whacking it on Stimulants Rulez:rockon:



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That's why it's fun.
It's becomes a game as to how long it takes or if you can at all.




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YES JIM JEFFRIES.
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    #19342985 - 12/29/13 06:35 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

lol. I just watched that special for the first time a few nights ago. This bit of it immediately came to mind when you brought up whacking it on stimulants. :thumbup:


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    #19343005 - 12/29/13 06:40 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

LMAO


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    #19343013 - 12/29/13 06:42 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I think I have an adderall around here somewhere. I'll be back in a couple hours.


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    #19343058 - 12/29/13 06:56 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)



Jump to 50 seconds or so if you wish.


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    #19343081 - 12/29/13 07:03 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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I think I would remember the exact number if it was three or four women.




It was almost 10 years ago now and we were pretty drunk :smirk:

if  I had to honestly say though I think it was 3, so still no orgy.  just a foursome :sun:


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    #19343085 - 12/29/13 07:04 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

THREESOME, FOURSOME, ORGY, GANGBANG.


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An invitation?:heart:


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THREESOME, FOURSOME, ORGY, GANGBANG.




Sounds good to me, down for whatever

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Whacking it on Stimulants Rulez:rockon:



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That's why it's fun.
It's becomes a game as to how long it takes or if you can at all.




"THE COKE WANK":


:laugh2:



oh my god this coke wank bit is fucking SPOT ON to the last detail :rofl:

you can tell he's actually done it before


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I just decide to make it and I do. You can't wait for the moment to pas you, you have to go out and take it. You won't let it fall from you but you grip on to it so it can't leave you, you understand? I won't leave something alone & I have that thing fully there you know? I just like t okeep it there so I can get it done quicker. Some people wait awhile before doing something but not me, I always say you have to lunge at whatever opportunities are presented your way.




I have to say.  You are on the spot with your posting tonight.  I am like a fucking snail, especially when it comes to writing, or even worse.  At least a snail gets someplace.  I am always backtracking and rechecking my work.  It makes it hard to get things done.  I pretty much dropped out of college because writing a few pages seems nearly impossible to me.  I can do it when I have my fire in the belly, but that only comes along every so often.


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I just decide to make it and I do. You can't wait for the moment to pas you, you have to go out and take it. You won't let it fall from you but you grip on to it so it can't leave you, you understand? I won't leave something alone & I have that thing fully there you know? I just like t okeep it there so I can get it done quicker. Some people wait awhile before doing something but not me, I always say you have to lunge at whatever opportunities are presented your way.




I have to say.  You are on the spot with your posting tonight.  I am like a fucking snail, especially when it comes to writing, or even worse.  At least a snail gets someplace.  I am always backtracking and rechecking my work.  It makes it hard to get things done.  I pretty much dropped out of college because writing a few pages seems nearly impossible to me.  I can do it when I have my fire in the belly, but that only comes along every so often.



I have the same problem...


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I think I have an adderall around here somewhere. I'll be back in a couple hours.



Give me half and I'll join you;)



Psssh, give me half and I'll join and help...


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An invitation?:heart:



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    #19343210 - 12/29/13 07:42 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Yeah you have to just post it. You can't doubt your ability to post, you know you can post and it will come right. You can post under different names too, so you can make a post while pretending to be someone you aren't. So all your posts aren't even as if you are making them, but as if someone else is. Its just about directing the person to a safe haven, a place of refuge where they feel away from it all. It takes their mind off other things and lets them thkn of other things. Usually I try to make them forget everything they knew before they came here so they don't expect anything they've seen before. For somethings we look at and realize we've never seen them ever in our lives. Perhaps we see it as something that has just entered our lives first, or it came before something else did.

I used to have a classmate of mine that shared me a story about his brother leaving college to pursue a career in dancing. He quit all three years he strived towards attaining a degree in medicine & decided to acquire a new trade. This sudden transition was first suggested by my aunt who took the boy around the farm earlier that same day, and let him get a glimpse of the sky before the sun rose. The sun was to rise in around an hour later. Though she for some reason assumed it might rise sooner than that.

I was the class president my first year of college. I arrived at school everyday prepared to arrange to all of the extracurricular and I was immensely popular with everyone that attended. In class I would constantly work with determination to excel at the assignments my teacher introduced, and I knocked down every assignment given to me. I passed every test with a 100% and everyone always wanted to find out what I had to say for an answer. They woudl always insist that I show them my paper to share the answer to a trick question on their tests, and I would normally be accustomed to sharing it to them. Sometimes I would refuse to share my answer and fold my paper placing it down so they can't see it. Though I could feel everyones eyes were firmly fixated on my piece of paper & noone elses.All the students would want to ask me what I thought about this and that, and would pry into my personal habits so they could discover what my thoughts were on various subjects.

Some of the students would whisper rumors about the messiah returning, that my appearance there was similar to jesus reviving, as if I was blessing humanity with my very presence. I later realized that everywhere I went I made things shine, I would make them become something that would glow like a million burning suns, and the power was so intense that it took over everything. I lost a job I used to have at a circus because I was so allured by the temptation associated with continuing to run student campaigns to ensure that my class progressed to the next phase of development, as if the future existed here & the past was approaching the present, or the past disappeared & was replaced by the present.

In the class students would automatically pay more attention to what I said opposed to someone else, they would completely ignore anything they said & only deem me worthy of listening to, and would block out all of their noise & attempt to collect mine.

I was at the top of my class because of my sharp perception. They awarded me with many prizes & privileges not given to most people, many of the other students never were given any of these fancies. They didn't warn itbecause they weren't nearly as academically gifted as I was, so they would look at me as the teacher handed me the prize in the front of the room & only wish they could have gotten it. They watched as their opportunity to ascend to class present vanished due to them allowing me to go ahead & take over as group leader. I was responsible for creating groups so we could all put our heads together & try to solve whatever symbolic elements were being introduced to the class. They later stated that I was the most popular student in the entire world. They said that no student has ever impressed someone as deeply as I did, the impression I left was atleast 5 times stronger than normal impressions.

They wanted to build a statue of me in the front of the school so whenever students arrived at the campus they'd be able to acknowledge my achievements.

I was known as the person that could get people inside late night clubs without going through the front. I'd lead them to the back so they never have to deal with the crowds. We work around the crowd I suppose. Everyone sought out my company and would compare me to Oscar Wilde in my wit. They actually said that I resembled Oscar Wilde in more ways than one, perhaps referring to my vanity.

All the teachers in the school took a liking to me, neither every teacher would praise me endlessly and actually suggest that I substitute the class in the future. Though this was an inside joke since I knew I couldn't just decide to take over his class, though I already formed study groups a year before in my art school & was in someway teaching valuable lessons of life. My lessons reached to deeper regions than most others, and at times they thought I was more teacher than student, but I assured them that I was merely an organizer of events & not a teacher.


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    #19343232 - 12/29/13 07:50 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I have no idea what I had just read, nor the credibility of building a statue in front of your school lol. However, I will take the advice of posting everything that is on my mind like you. It feels liberating somehow, typing 90 WPM on my keyboard just like on a typing test I took in my 9th grade computer class. I remember like it was the good old days, me being one of the fastest students. There was a girl in the class that I liked but I did not really dare say anything to her. I met her again after high school but I guess she didn't like me the same way I liked her. A disappointment, but still life goes on nonetheless.

I was quite the student in high school, getting good grades but doing shit like smoking on the rooftops, building forts under the stairwells with my friends.

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    #19343238 - 12/29/13 07:52 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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    #19343239 - 12/29/13 07:53 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I think kenny inspires us all.


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    #19343246 - 12/29/13 07:55 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Sheebles, we knew that already. u ain't no surprisin no 1.


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Also...

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Sheebles, we knew that already. u ain't no surprisin no 1.




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    #19343257 - 12/29/13 07:59 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

actually it was a huge surprise to me...and i mean that in a good way :thumbup:


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    #19343263 - 12/29/13 08:02 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Everyone's invited to share an adderall with me. Bring your own lube.


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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: koods]
    #19343265 - 12/29/13 08:03 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

:cactuarrun:


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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: drkkenny]
    #19343275 - 12/29/13 08:05 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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drkkenny said:
so you can make a post while pretending to be someone you aren't. So all your posts aren't even as if you are making them, but as if someone else is.




Honestly I never considered the idea, and I don't know why but it just seems impossible.  I guess I will never really be able to write until I get over that preocuppation with making my writing perfect.  I guess I'm more worried about being honest than being original.


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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: koods]
    #19343279 - 12/29/13 08:06 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

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Everyone's invited to share an adderall with me. Bring your own lube.





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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: T-Rex]
    #19343306 - 12/29/13 08:12 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

We need a circle jerk thread


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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: koods] * 1
    #19343312 - 12/29/13 08:13 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Nvm. This is the circle jerk thread.


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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: koods]
    #19343316 - 12/29/13 08:13 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

actually its the 'post when you masturbate' thread...


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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: Sheekle]
    #19343643 - 12/29/13 09:18 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Oooh a virgin  :heytherebadboy:


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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: koods]
    #19344005 - 12/29/13 10:36 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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We need a circle jerk thread



you're in the circle jerk forum, what more do you want?


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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: Legend]
    #19344025 - 12/29/13 10:42 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

At least there's a beautiful invention called Pornography for those who aren't getting laid :heytheresexy:


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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: Legend] * 1
    #19344113 - 12/29/13 11:06 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Quote:

koods said:
We need a circle jerk thread



you're in the circle jerk forum, what more do you want?



My hands full.


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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: koods]
    #19602046 - 02/21/14 10:46 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

bump for attention and discussion cuz i never fund any1 still an thats the way it was meant to happen personally wouldn't have it any other way gr8 stuff really classy


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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: Sheekle]
    #19602056 - 02/21/14 10:48 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

jesus you're bored tonight.


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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: memes] * 1
    #19602061 - 02/21/14 10:49 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

im not bored at all i'm doing great man

im chilling with some friends on on a of my friends laptops

we got some phish

we got some christmas lights in this room

we're just str8 chillin bro


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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: Sheekle]
    #19602076 - 02/21/14 10:54 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

Why are you on the shroomery if you're at a friends house, rude!


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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: Sheekle]
    #19602077 - 02/21/14 10:54 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

Let's start a "Get Sheekle a Prostitute Foundation"... It's the way it's meant to be.


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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #19602085 - 02/21/14 10:55 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

he is saying "look guys, i am t3h sheekles.  look at my popularities"


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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #19602128 - 02/21/14 11:07 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

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Let's start a "Get Sheekle a Prostitute Foundation"... It's the way it's meant to be.




Only if we get to choose the hooker


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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: Repertoire89]
    #19602129 - 02/21/14 11:08 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

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Let's start a "Get Sheekle a Prostitute Foundation"... It's the way it's meant to be.




Only if we get to choose the hooker



It's definitely gotta be a black.


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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: Shroomopotamus] * 1
    #19602135 - 02/21/14 11:10 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

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Quote:

Repertoire89 said:
Quote:

Shroomopotamus said:
Let's start a "Get Sheekle a Prostitute Foundation"... It's the way it's meant to be.




Only if we get to choose the hooker



It's definitely gotta be a black.



i know just the dude.


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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: Legend]
    #19602146 - 02/21/14 11:12 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

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Quote:

Shroomopotamus said:
Quote:

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Quote:

Shroomopotamus said:
Let's start a "Get Sheekle a Prostitute Foundation"... It's the way it's meant to be.




Only if we get to choose the hooker



It's definitely gotta be a black.



i know just the dude.




Pics


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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: Legend]
    #19602152 - 02/21/14 11:13 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

:lol:


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