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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #19343095 - 12/29/13 07:06 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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THREESOME, FOURSOME, ORGY, GANGBANG.




Sounds good to me, down for whatever

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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: kr0nik0]
    #19343126 - 12/29/13 07:13 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Whacking it on Stimulants Rulez:rockon:



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That's why it's fun.
It's becomes a game as to how long it takes or if you can at all.




"THE COKE WANK":


:laugh2:



oh my god this coke wank bit is fucking SPOT ON to the last detail :rofl:

you can tell he's actually done it before


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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: drkkenny]
    #19343129 - 12/29/13 07:14 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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I just decide to make it and I do. You can't wait for the moment to pas you, you have to go out and take it. You won't let it fall from you but you grip on to it so it can't leave you, you understand? I won't leave something alone & I have that thing fully there you know? I just like t okeep it there so I can get it done quicker. Some people wait awhile before doing something but not me, I always say you have to lunge at whatever opportunities are presented your way.




I have to say.  You are on the spot with your posting tonight.  I am like a fucking snail, especially when it comes to writing, or even worse.  At least a snail gets someplace.  I am always backtracking and rechecking my work.  It makes it hard to get things done.  I pretty much dropped out of college because writing a few pages seems nearly impossible to me.  I can do it when I have my fire in the belly, but that only comes along every so often.


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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: T-Rex]
    #19343169 - 12/29/13 07:30 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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I just decide to make it and I do. You can't wait for the moment to pas you, you have to go out and take it. You won't let it fall from you but you grip on to it so it can't leave you, you understand? I won't leave something alone & I have that thing fully there you know? I just like t okeep it there so I can get it done quicker. Some people wait awhile before doing something but not me, I always say you have to lunge at whatever opportunities are presented your way.




I have to say.  You are on the spot with your posting tonight.  I am like a fucking snail, especially when it comes to writing, or even worse.  At least a snail gets someplace.  I am always backtracking and rechecking my work.  It makes it hard to get things done.  I pretty much dropped out of college because writing a few pages seems nearly impossible to me.  I can do it when I have my fire in the belly, but that only comes along every so often.



I have the same problem...


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I think I have an adderall around here somewhere. I'll be back in a couple hours.



Give me half and I'll join you;)



Psssh, give me half and I'll join and help...


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T-Rex said:
An invitation?:heart:



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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: moonrockmushy] * 2
    #19343210 - 12/29/13 07:42 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Yeah you have to just post it. You can't doubt your ability to post, you know you can post and it will come right. You can post under different names too, so you can make a post while pretending to be someone you aren't. So all your posts aren't even as if you are making them, but as if someone else is. Its just about directing the person to a safe haven, a place of refuge where they feel away from it all. It takes their mind off other things and lets them thkn of other things. Usually I try to make them forget everything they knew before they came here so they don't expect anything they've seen before. For somethings we look at and realize we've never seen them ever in our lives. Perhaps we see it as something that has just entered our lives first, or it came before something else did.

I used to have a classmate of mine that shared me a story about his brother leaving college to pursue a career in dancing. He quit all three years he strived towards attaining a degree in medicine & decided to acquire a new trade. This sudden transition was first suggested by my aunt who took the boy around the farm earlier that same day, and let him get a glimpse of the sky before the sun rose. The sun was to rise in around an hour later. Though she for some reason assumed it might rise sooner than that.

I was the class president my first year of college. I arrived at school everyday prepared to arrange to all of the extracurricular and I was immensely popular with everyone that attended. In class I would constantly work with determination to excel at the assignments my teacher introduced, and I knocked down every assignment given to me. I passed every test with a 100% and everyone always wanted to find out what I had to say for an answer. They woudl always insist that I show them my paper to share the answer to a trick question on their tests, and I would normally be accustomed to sharing it to them. Sometimes I would refuse to share my answer and fold my paper placing it down so they can't see it. Though I could feel everyones eyes were firmly fixated on my piece of paper & noone elses.All the students would want to ask me what I thought about this and that, and would pry into my personal habits so they could discover what my thoughts were on various subjects.

Some of the students would whisper rumors about the messiah returning, that my appearance there was similar to jesus reviving, as if I was blessing humanity with my very presence. I later realized that everywhere I went I made things shine, I would make them become something that would glow like a million burning suns, and the power was so intense that it took over everything. I lost a job I used to have at a circus because I was so allured by the temptation associated with continuing to run student campaigns to ensure that my class progressed to the next phase of development, as if the future existed here & the past was approaching the present, or the past disappeared & was replaced by the present.

In the class students would automatically pay more attention to what I said opposed to someone else, they would completely ignore anything they said & only deem me worthy of listening to, and would block out all of their noise & attempt to collect mine.

I was at the top of my class because of my sharp perception. They awarded me with many prizes & privileges not given to most people, many of the other students never were given any of these fancies. They didn't warn itbecause they weren't nearly as academically gifted as I was, so they would look at me as the teacher handed me the prize in the front of the room & only wish they could have gotten it. They watched as their opportunity to ascend to class present vanished due to them allowing me to go ahead & take over as group leader. I was responsible for creating groups so we could all put our heads together & try to solve whatever symbolic elements were being introduced to the class. They later stated that I was the most popular student in the entire world. They said that no student has ever impressed someone as deeply as I did, the impression I left was atleast 5 times stronger than normal impressions.

They wanted to build a statue of me in the front of the school so whenever students arrived at the campus they'd be able to acknowledge my achievements.

I was known as the person that could get people inside late night clubs without going through the front. I'd lead them to the back so they never have to deal with the crowds. We work around the crowd I suppose. Everyone sought out my company and would compare me to Oscar Wilde in my wit. They actually said that I resembled Oscar Wilde in more ways than one, perhaps referring to my vanity.

All the teachers in the school took a liking to me, neither every teacher would praise me endlessly and actually suggest that I substitute the class in the future. Though this was an inside joke since I knew I couldn't just decide to take over his class, though I already formed study groups a year before in my art school & was in someway teaching valuable lessons of life. My lessons reached to deeper regions than most others, and at times they thought I was more teacher than student, but I assured them that I was merely an organizer of events & not a teacher.


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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: drkkenny]
    #19343232 - 12/29/13 07:50 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I have no idea what I had just read, nor the credibility of building a statue in front of your school lol. However, I will take the advice of posting everything that is on my mind like you. It feels liberating somehow, typing 90 WPM on my keyboard just like on a typing test I took in my 9th grade computer class. I remember like it was the good old days, me being one of the fastest students. There was a girl in the class that I liked but I did not really dare say anything to her. I met her again after high school but I guess she didn't like me the same way I liked her. A disappointment, but still life goes on nonetheless.

I was quite the student in high school, getting good grades but doing shit like smoking on the rooftops, building forts under the stairwells with my friends.

drkkenny, you have inspired me


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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: T-Rex]
    #19343238 - 12/29/13 07:52 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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T-Rex said:
An invitation?:heart:




In that order.


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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: mr sniffles]
    #19343239 - 12/29/13 07:53 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I think kenny inspires us all.


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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: Sheekle] * 2
    #19343246 - 12/29/13 07:55 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Sheebles, we knew that already. u ain't no surprisin no 1.


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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: Gumby]
    #19343254 - 12/29/13 07:58 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Also...

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Gumby said:
Sheebles, we knew that already. u ain't no surprisin no 1.




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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: TopPmz]
    #19343257 - 12/29/13 07:59 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

actually it was a huge surprise to me...and i mean that in a good way :thumbup:


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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: g00ru]
    #19343263 - 12/29/13 08:02 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Everyone's invited to share an adderall with me. Bring your own lube.


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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: koods]
    #19343265 - 12/29/13 08:03 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

:cactuarrun:


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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: drkkenny]
    #19343275 - 12/29/13 08:05 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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drkkenny said:
so you can make a post while pretending to be someone you aren't. So all your posts aren't even as if you are making them, but as if someone else is.




Honestly I never considered the idea, and I don't know why but it just seems impossible.  I guess I will never really be able to write until I get over that preocuppation with making my writing perfect.  I guess I'm more worried about being honest than being original.


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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: koods]
    #19343279 - 12/29/13 08:06 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Everyone's invited to share an adderall with me. Bring your own lube.





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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: T-Rex]
    #19343306 - 12/29/13 08:12 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

We need a circle jerk thread


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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: koods] * 1
    #19343312 - 12/29/13 08:13 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Nvm. This is the circle jerk thread.


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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: koods]
    #19343316 - 12/29/13 08:13 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

actually its the 'post when you masturbate' thread...


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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: Sheekle]
    #19343643 - 12/29/13 09:18 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Oooh a virgin  :heytherebadboy:


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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: koods]
    #19344005 - 12/29/13 10:36 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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We need a circle jerk thread



you're in the circle jerk forum, what more do you want?


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