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i never fuqd any1 b4
#19340220 - 12/29/13 04:12 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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who woulda thunk?
case closed no questions asked lma0
discuss related matters intelligently now or 4ever hold ur peace lol
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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: Sheekle]
#19340222 - 12/29/13 04:13 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I would nota thunk
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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: Sheekle]
#19340230 - 12/29/13 04:17 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Are you lying sheeks?
I was just thinking about making a thread like this.
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me too
so what lol
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I take it your orgy hasn't happened yet sheek. Tragic if yours worked I wanted 2 try one
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TrentBoyett said: I was just thinking about making a thread like this.
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mr sniffles said: me too
so what lol

hmmm ya 8============
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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: Sheekle]
#19340242 - 12/29/13 04:20 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Get a room, you three
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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: NWlight]
#19340245 - 12/29/13 04:22 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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NWlight said: I take it your orgy hasn't happened yet sheek. Tragic if yours worked I wanted 2 try one
Nah I can make it happen if I really want but I actually won't because I actually don't think I'll ever really want to do that ever in my entire life ever
But maybe I actually will wanna do that and it'll be great and I'll help make it happen and I'll get involved in orgies everywhere and there'll be naked boobs with dicks growing out of them wherever I could see and like walls made out of vaginas with rainbow semen everywhere and everyone will be so happy to do their fair share of participation in the journey then probably never talk about the fact that it happened ever again after because we live in a society where that would be an extremely unusual thing but then maybe we'd make it become an extremely usual and normal thing and all people everywhere will be having orgies and it'll be a common and normal accepted part of life but probably not who knows maybe
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Edited by Sheekle (12/29/13 04:27 AM)
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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: Sheekle]
#19340253 - 12/29/13 04:24 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: Sheekle]
#19340256 - 12/29/13 04:25 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Rainbow semen is healthy semen!
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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: NWlight]
#19341792 - 12/29/13 02:26 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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yhahah ahaha
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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: Sheekle]
#19341843 - 12/29/13 02:37 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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We doing orgies now? Alright I guess so, there's sex clubs in a lot of cities maybe you should check one out? I'm definitely planning on stopping by a few, at least just to watch if nothing else
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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: Sheekle]
#19341890 - 12/29/13 02:48 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Sheekle said:
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NWlight said: I take it your orgy hasn't happened yet sheek. Tragic if yours worked I wanted 2 try one
Nah I can make it happen if I really want but I actually won't because I actually don't think I'll ever really want to do that ever in my entire life ever
But maybe I actually will wanna do that and it'll be great and I'll help make it happen and I'll get involved in orgies everywhere and there'll be naked boobs with dicks growing out of them wherever I could see and like walls made out of vaginas with rainbow semen everywhere and everyone will be so happy to do their fair share of participation in the journey then probably never talk about the fact that it happened ever again after because we live in a society where that would be an extremely unusual thing but then maybe we'd make it become an extremely usual and normal thing and all people everywhere will be having orgies and it'll be a common and normal accepted part of life but probably not who knows maybe
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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: Sheekle]
#19341898 - 12/29/13 02:50 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Edited by A Day InThe Life (12/30/13 03:48 PM)
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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: Synthe] 3
#19341910 - 12/29/13 02:52 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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This thread is a bad 80s movie.
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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: NWlight]
#19341932 - 12/29/13 02:56 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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NWlight said: I take it your orgy hasn't happened yet sheek. Tragic if yours worked I wanted 2 try one
Wait, didn't you say before you used to have orgies in High School? Like you and a bunch of chicks?
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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: Sheekle] 10
#19341933 - 12/29/13 02:56 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I once walked in on my girlfriend talking about this before I had sex with her for the first time. She suspected that I was a virginal character, seeing that I just got back from church an hour before I met her, and saw her get approached by someoen asking her if she was going to play golf later. Which she wasn't because she had to catch a train to see a puppet show. A puppet show where the actors didn't use puppets. We also had a picnic. Though we went later. My friend said we could go to another picnicnext week. For we just returned ffrom London and wanted to install a picnic.
they didn't think I realized they were talking about my virginity but I knew it. Everyone knew it, but it wasn't true, I was actually quite skilled in bed. Whenever I went to bed with a girl they would ask all my friends if they ever had sex with me because they thought some traces of my previous masterly sex maneuvers would still be intact in their own methods of sexual penetration & enable them to derive double the amount of pleasure previous known from other men.
For every woman I ever slept with always remarked that I was far more enjoyable sexual companion than majority of most people. They actually said I gave her the most pleasure she ever could fathom, that I delivered her with atleast twice the pleasure her other boyfriends gave her.
Then all her friends began to ask her if she would allow them the chance to sleep with me, but she never woudl accept their requests & hogged me all to herself. Once they caught us right as I inserted my private part into her ******. Her eyes appeared to apprehend the moment it entered inside her & was positively repulsed, for she let out a shriek that was made on a much higher note than usual.
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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: drkkenny]
#19341941 - 12/29/13 02:57 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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drkkenny said: She suspected that I was a virginal character,
lol virginal
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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: Sheekle]
#19342007 - 12/29/13 03:06 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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NWlight said: I take it your orgy hasn't happened yet sheek. Tragic if yours worked I wanted 2 try one
Wait, didn't you say before you used to have orgies in High School? Like you and a bunch of chicks?
It wasn't an orgy it was with 3 or 4 girls tho 
One of them was my ex though and she kept wanting all the attention of course pff. She doesn't know orgy rules
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Re: i never fuqd any1 b4 [Re: NWlight]
#19342016 - 12/29/13 03:08 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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3 or 4 girls thats an orgy thats 4 or 5 people i dunno what u mean that sounds orgy enough to me
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