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TheFakeSunRa
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Re: Superbowl Prediction Contest [Re: elax420]
#19331374 - 12/27/13 01:05 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I used to have a circle of about 5 buddies that played poker regularly. I consistently made money on those games and got a reputation for being a dick. I took the game seriously and was careful not to get drunk. After a few beers or some scotch my friends would predictably start amping up their bets but I could see they were just starting to get cocky with two pair or some weak shit. Once I got ahead I split. I also got this shit about not giving them a chance to win it back where I just said fuck that I'll quit whenever the fuck I please. So then they made a new rule that everyone bought in with a hundred and it was winner take all. So naturally at around 3:30 when people want to get going the crazy bets start flying out. Nuhuh. Not with me. Fold. Fold. Fold. Fold. Nice cards. Win fold. Finally they would agree to quit since I wouldn't risk my nights winnings on a 20%. So I would turn a hundred into 3 hundred but they act like since I just won it I should be loose with it. Fuck that. Once you win, that money is yours and should be treated with the same sancity as if you slaved for it because it has the same value. So then they tried a hard time limit. Four hours. Still they bet recklessly toward the end. Stupid. Also, if I jumped up early I killed time. Slow to deal, slow to bet, gotta take a piss, distracting everyone with bantor especially the dealer. Depending on who your friends are, weekly poker matches are easy money if you're strategic at all. I know there's a few games around here but I don't play them because the other guys are serious and my weak sauce from the day wouldn't win me nothing with these guys. I'd have to play poker really well and that's not easy. I'd rather face the blackjack dealer.
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elax420
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Re: Superbowl Prediction Contest [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
#19331413 - 12/27/13 01:26 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Ya im not actually good at poker or anything, i just play the percentages and like you said its easy to beat stupid people. Im sure i have some pretty obvious tells and the way i bet probably gives away my hand to someone that actually knows their shit.
There is nothing i love more than enticing an idiot into a betting war with his two pair against a full house. I like playing winner takes all games (in big games i do think 2nd and 3rd place deserve small winnings), because it truly makes you earn your money, and fuckheads can’t leave after one lucky hand. The thing i like about poker is it tests your mettle and really makes you find a balance. You gotta be confident, but in control, Careful, but wiling to risk.
I think its pretty similar to playing the stock market. Its all about risk/reward.
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zappaisgod
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Re: Superbowl Prediction Contest [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
#19331414 - 12/27/13 01:26 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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TheFakeSunRa said: I used to have a circle of about 5 buddies that played poker regularly. I consistently made money on those games and got a reputation for being a dick.
No way!
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Re: Superbowl Prediction Contest [Re: zappaisgod]
#19331441 - 12/27/13 01:41 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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TheFakeSunRa said: I used to have a circle of about 5 buddies that played poker regularly. I consistently made money on those games and got a reputation for being a dick.
No way!
Oh Zappa you're a poker player's wet dream. I know how you hate getting slighted so I would gloat all hard as fuck when I won. Then I would bring up whatever kind of shit pisses you off. Like some nasty dirt on your kids or shit like that. I'd have you ready to fight except you'd be too fucking scared and your mind would be completely off the game. I'd win a few big bets off you and send your broke ass back to your mothers basement.
And please don't tell me she's dead again. I don't give a fuck.
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zappaisgod
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Re: Superbowl Prediction Contest [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
#19331475 - 12/27/13 02:00 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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zappaisgod said:
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TheFakeSunRa said: I used to have a circle of about 5 buddies that played poker regularly. I consistently made money on those games and got a reputation for being a dick.
No way!
Oh Zappa you're a poker player's wet dream. I know how you hate getting slighted so I would gloat all hard as fuck when I won. Then I would bring up whatever kind of shit pisses you off. Like some nasty dirt on your kids or shit like that. I'd have you ready to fight except you'd be too fucking scared and your mind would be completely off the game. I'd win a few big bets off you and send your broke ass back to your mothers basement.
And please don't tell me she's dead again. I don't give a fuck.
I don't play. I don't find it fun at all.
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Re: Superbowl Prediction Contest [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
#19331503 - 12/27/13 02:25 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I used to do the same. They were all people who bought weed off me and they ended up losing their money and buying weed in the same night. Was always a 2 for 1 for me
I miss being a drug dealer
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zappaisgod
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Do you miss being in jail?
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Re: Superbowl Prediction Contest [Re: zappaisgod] 2
#19331768 - 12/27/13 05:12 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Literally every time zappa or sunra post that's all I do.
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zappaisgod
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Re: Superbowl Prediction Contest [Re: Enjoywho]
#19331787 - 12/27/13 05:24 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Banez has spent a considerable amount of time in jail. Ask him yourself.
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TheFakeSunRa
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Re: Superbowl Prediction Contest [Re: zappaisgod]
#19331918 - 12/27/13 06:48 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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zappaisgod said:
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TheFakeSunRa said: I used to have a circle of about 5 buddies that played poker regularly. I consistently made money on those games and got a reputation for being a dick.
No way!
Oh Zappa you're a poker player's wet dream. I know how you hate getting slighted so I would gloat all hard as fuck when I won. Then I would bring up whatever kind of shit pisses you off. Like some nasty dirt on your kids or shit like that. I'd have you ready to fight except you'd be too fucking scared and your mind would be completely off the game. I'd win a few big bets off you and send your broke ass back to your mothers basement.
And please don't tell me she's dead again. I don't give a fuck.
I don't play. I don't find it fun at all.
Because you suck at it.
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Magicman69
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Re: Superbowl Prediction Contest [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
#19332458 - 12/27/13 10:30 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Caaaaaan you feeeeeeel, the looooooove tooooooniiiiiiight!
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elax420
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Re: Superbowl Prediction Contest [Re: Enjoywho]
#19333221 - 12/27/13 02:36 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Literally every time zappa or sunra post that's all I do.

God i got way too fucking drunk last night looking through my posts
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Re: Superbowl Prediction Contest [Re: Magicman69]
#19333412 - 12/27/13 03:34 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Chiefs vs 49ers. Chiefs win.
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zappaisgod
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Re: Superbowl Prediction Contest [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
#19333554 - 12/27/13 04:25 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Because you suck at it.
No. I just don't like gambling. I think it's for idiots.
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Re: Superbowl Prediction Contest [Re: zappaisgod]
#19335893 - 12/28/13 07:41 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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LOL at the people picking AFC teams to win it 
I'm going to be a huge homer and pick the Hawks to win it, though, I can certainly see them freezing up and failing big time too...
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TheFakeSunRa
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Re: Superbowl Prediction Contest [Re: Syle]
#19335943 - 12/28/13 08:03 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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You also have to pick who they're going to play.
-------------------- [quote]Asante said: You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar. You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason. I disendorse you.[/quote]
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Re: Superbowl Prediction Contest [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
#19336220 - 12/28/13 09:30 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Bengals vs Panthers
Cin for the win
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TheFakeSunRa
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Outside the box. I like it. Dalton vs Newton, I would love to see it.
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Re: Superbowl Prediction Contest [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
#19336348 - 12/28/13 10:15 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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both are teams that have never won a SB.
It would be nice to see
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Magicman69
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Gzuf, do you really think the Eagles have a good chance to win the SB? Or is that your home team and your just representing.
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