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First animal you ever hit in your car.
    #19335501 - 12/28/13 03:55 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

The first animal I ever hit in my car was a white owl. I was 18 and cruising down a country road in the middle of the night, and the bastard just appeared in the middle of the road standing right in front of me....BAM.....feathers.....

I know someone else who's first was an owl as well, and I know FEE hit an owl, but I can't remember if it was his first kill or not....


Shit haunts me actually.


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Re: First animal you ever hit in your car. [Re: vandago]
    #19335517 - 12/28/13 04:03 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Man, that would've sucked.

My first was a deer. My second also was a deer. First one fucked my car up, and lived. Second one didn't leave a scratch, but he flew a good 25ft, hopped off the road and collapsed. I'm pretty sure he died.

And I can't feel bad for them, because both of them were grazing way off the road, and ran into me at the last second. I hate deer because of them. Fuckin stupid ass, delicious animals.

I see deer all the time where I live now, but around here they're smart. They value their lives, and just watch you drive by.


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Re: First animal you ever hit in your car. [Re: TopPmz]
    #19335520 - 12/28/13 04:04 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Cat i fucking cried man :suffermanly:


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Re: First animal you ever hit in your car. [Re: E_Z]
    #19335553 - 12/28/13 04:23 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I've hit an owl, a deer, a couple random birds that have dove in my path, and I have purposely ran over a possum and a raccoon because they were laying in the road dying from a previous car hitting them.


Thankfully no dogs or cats yet


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Re: First animal you ever hit in your car. [Re: vandago]
    #19335597 - 12/28/13 05:03 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: First animal you ever hit in your car. [Re: T-Rex]
    #19335607 - 12/28/13 05:09 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I hit deer alot. Usually 5 or 6 a year its pretty fucking ridiculous.  First thing I hit was a dear when I was 15 about a week after I got my license. Scared the shit outa me pretty badly and totaled my dream car I had worked so hard for a 1993 lx 5.0 notchback Mustang.  Made me not wana drive for a bit. Now I hit them all the time which is why I have a big fucking redneck to hell grill guard on the bronco.  I have hit alot of bats too.  Anyone else hit bats?


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Re: First animal you ever hit in your car. [Re: magicbroncoride]
    #19335612 - 12/28/13 05:16 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

None.:feelsgoodman:


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Re: First animal you ever hit in your car. [Re: magicbroncoride]
    #19335618 - 12/28/13 05:20 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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I hit deer alot. Usually 5 or 6 a year its pretty fucking ridiculous.  First thing I hit was a dear when I was 15 about a week after I got my license. Scared the shit outa me pretty badly and totaled my dream car I had worked so hard for a 1993 lx 5.0 notchback Mustang.  Made me not wana drive for a bit. Now I hit them all the time which is why I have a big fucking redneck to hell grill guard on the bronco.  I have hit alot of bats too.  Anyone else hit bats?




Not with my car, but I once inadvertently punched a bat mid-flight.

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Re: First animal you ever hit in your car. [Re: TopPmz] * 1
    #19335820 - 12/28/13 06:59 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

My first vehicle was a 92 red Chevy full size pickup. That thing fucking MURDERED cats. I would be driving along and all of a sudden: cat outa nowhere. I hit the breaks, too late. Thud. Dead cat. In the 10 years I had that truck I'd say I hit 30+ cats. Including a 5 week stretch where I was hitting 1 a week. I was never a cat fan but I always felt bad.  New trailblazer though? Animal free so far. Hoping it stays that way.


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Re: First animal you ever hit in your car. [Re: biff]
    #19335834 - 12/28/13 07:04 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Squirrel but the second one was a huge goose that came thru the windsheild at 80


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Re: First animal you ever hit in your car. [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS]
    #19335894 - 12/28/13 07:41 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Squirrel but the second one was a huge goose that came thru the windsheild at 80




I would have shat myself if a goose came at my windshield man... ugh...

First animal was a goddamn cat man...And when I say goddamn cat it doesn't mean i hate cats i love cats,but this cat had a chance to live and it choose the wrong direction probably cause it was scared. I was stoned in my car with 2 of my friends, and I was on a one lane road, I see the cat on my side of the road going across to the other side. It sees a huge SUV(maybe like a Tahoe or something similar) going the opposite direction I am headed right to it and freaks out and darts back across my side and before i know it the bastard is under my car and gets LAUNCHED from my passenger side tire. My friends instantly just go OOOOH!!! I was super bummed out and very sad. Its the only animal I've hit, That was alive anyway.

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Re: First animal you ever hit in your car. [Re: BlindEye]
    #19335904 - 12/28/13 07:47 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

A pigeon on my windshield right when I was about to enter a tunnel. It was like a feather bomb. Thankfully I've never hit any domesticated animals.


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Re: First animal you ever hit in your car. [Re: biff]
    #19335912 - 12/28/13 07:51 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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My first vehicle was a 92 red Chevy full size pickup. That thing fucking MURDERED cats. I would be driving along and all of a sudden: cat outa nowhere. I hit the breaks, too late. Thud. Dead cat. In the 10 years I had that truck I'd say I hit 30+ cats. Including a 5 week stretch where I was hitting 1 a week. I was never a cat fan but I always felt bad.  New trailblazer though? Animal free so far. Hoping it stays that way.




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Re: First animal you ever hit in your car. [Re: kr0nik0]
    #19335923 - 12/28/13 07:58 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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A pigeon on my windshield right when I was about to enter a tunnel. It was like a feather bomb. Thankfully I've never hit any domesticated animals.




My mother hit a bird way back when, and the birds neck actually got lodged between the windshield and windshield wipers. Blood and feathers everywhere and she's on the highway,late for work, in winter. So she just turns the wipers on and flings this bird 3 lanes over lol

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Re: First animal you ever hit in your car. [Re: vandago]
    #19335975 - 12/28/13 08:12 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Have yet to hit any.. Had a few close calls though. The closest was a big ass pit bull. Fucker was staring right at me, and stepped out into my lane, I had to swerve all the way into the oncoming lane and I still nearly hit it.

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Re: First animal you ever hit in your car. [Re: BlindEye]
    #19335986 - 12/28/13 08:16 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

firzt animal was a cat, a big ol mountain lion. only time I have ever seen one in the wild and it fucks up my alignment.

aside from that only a squirrel has been killed in my 20 plus years of driving and one dog barely injured.


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Re: First animal you ever hit in your car. [Re: 4runner]
    #19336048 - 12/28/13 08:40 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Worst story ever. (Prep yourself).

I'm with my girlfriend and we are both drunk. We are leaving the bar and we call a taxi to pick us up.

This taxi driver is ghetto as shit and her taxi is even worse. Oh well, I'm drunk and I want to go home and smoke weed. I hop in and at the last minute my friend and his "girl for the night" run up and ask if they can pay half and get a ride home as well. At first I was hesitant (I wonder why) but I eventually agreed. FYI I'm sitting in the passenger seat this entire time.

We're going down the road and this stupid taxi driver is taking the long way to get to my house and I'm like what the fuck. She obviously wanted a higher fare. We turn onto a highway and then out runs an animal. By the time I realized it was a dog it was on it's way under the vehicle. It was a fucking baby Pomeranian.

Thump.

I see the whole fucking thing happen and all I can think of is "Jesus Christ." Immediately the two girls in the car start freaking out and ask what we just hit. The taxi driver is like "Oh, shit" but she seems to feel no remorse about what had happened. I feel like because she was sober she could have easily avoided this. She was just a shitty ghetto taxi driver. Anyway, I proceed to tell the girls it was a dog and this is where things get weird.

The girls and my friend are like "we have to get out to check on it!" I'm like Jesus Christ, fuck this. I'm drunk, I just wanna go home. I don't want my good night to be ruined by seeing a dead dog laying in the road. I try to convince my girlfriend to not get out but, yeah, well she's a girl.

I sit in the car and it's no less than five minutes that the two girls and my friend come back all upset and crying saying "it's dead it was just a puppy." I'm like I figured it was dead now just put it on the side of the road. It's 2:30am and I'm trying to get home.

My friend convinces everyone that "we can't just leave it on the side of the road, it's someone's dog it has a rhinestone collar (no dogtag)." I'm like "dude, what are we going to do? We have no idea whose dog this is. We are drunk. It's 2:45am by now. I have class at 8am. Let's get the fuck out of here." My plea didn't work.

By this time a cop shows up and I'm still in the car with the taxi driver and she's like "Jesus Christ." The cop pretty much tells everyone that he can't do anything about it (obviously).

So my friend has this brilliant idea to pick up the dog and put it in the taxi cab with us. Seriously, the dog is dead and we have no idea who's it is. What can we possibly do with it.

We're on our way back and the taxi driver gets to my house and I'm like fuck this, I give her the money, grab my girlfriend and get the fuck out of there. Meanwhile my friend is freaking out screaming at me like it's my fault he brought a dead dog in the taxi.

I wake up in the morning with a text from my friend saying "Fuck you man you just left me here with this dead dog." Turns out the next morning he brought it to the humane society in a garbage bag and told them that if they find the owner to call him.

I can honestly say this was one of my worst experiences in a taxi and even though I felt terrible about the dog, it was completely out of my control and I didn't really want to feel sad and deal with it at the time.

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Re: First animal you ever hit in your car. [Re: biscoHead]
    #19336090 - 12/28/13 08:54 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

You know those flocks of little birds that are like groups of daredevils and fly perpendicular to your windshield at high speeds?  Yeah, my first hit consisted of about 5 birds from one of those groups.....must not have been properly trained or something :shrug:


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Re: First animal you ever hit in your car. [Re: The_Ghost]
    #19336099 - 12/28/13 08:56 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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None.:feelsgoodman:




Same here. I haven't been driving for very long though.


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Re: First animal you ever hit in your car. [Re: psi]
    #19336157 - 12/28/13 09:14 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

A crow, she fuckin splattered in a puff of feathers. 500 in damages later and I regret nothing.


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Re: First animal you ever hit in your car. [Re: T-Rex]
    #19336162 - 12/28/13 09:16 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Bird




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Re: First animal you ever hit in your car. [Re: koods]
    #19336231 - 12/28/13 09:35 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

a deer, yearling, this past winter.  was on the side of the road standing among a spot covered with leaves.  blended in completely.  my passenger didn't even see it until we were on it. if it hadn't bolted, all would've been well.


better i hit it in my truck than the little subaru station wagon that let me pass a minute before.

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Re: First animal you ever hit in your car. [Re: demiu5]
    #19336329 - 12/28/13 10:09 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: First animal you ever hit in your car. [Re: Greendreams]
    #19337990 - 12/28/13 05:46 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

First animal I hit was a porcupine, It was also the very first living porcupine I ever saw, for about 5 seconds. I love porcupines I always wanted to see one and then the first one I ever see I smoke with my car. So pissed. Never seen a porcupine since.
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Re: First animal you ever hit in your car. [Re: Zombi3]
    #19338022 - 12/28/13 05:55 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Rabbit. It's ass was hanging out of my grill so I had to dig
It out. On the 13th mile of the car no less.


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    #19338078 - 12/28/13 06:09 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

a deer hit my car once...


its not what you think...there is a small stretch of wooded road that was between my work and home, and i had gone on break so i took a little drive and roasted a bowl before going back in...

on the way back i was passing through the wooded area and all of a sudden i hear a LOUD thump on the driverside door/window

fucking deer was running across the road and hit me instead of me hitting him...i stopped in the middle of the road cause it freaked me out so bad..

fucker dissappeared into the darkness of the woods...did i mention it was night and shit...

to this day i wonder if i had imagined it and all being as high as i used to get back then and whatnot..


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Re: First animal you ever hit in your car. [Re: Jack yo Self foo]
    #19338109 - 12/28/13 06:17 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I hit a little kid once... :sad:


jk, i've never hit an animal that wasn't allready dead.


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Re: First animal you ever hit in your car. [Re: Legend]
    #19338116 - 12/28/13 06:19 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I hit someones cat driving home from my girlfriends place one night, the little bastard just darted right in front of me, was nothing I could do.

Sometimes I can still see his face in my dreams......kidding.

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Re: First animal you ever hit in your car. [Re: schwarg]
    #19338193 - 12/28/13 06:40 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I hear all these people hitting deer stories and until I spent a year in upstate NY I never realized how many people are killed or injured on top of totaling their cars by those evil Bambis. :evil:


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Re: First animal you ever hit in your car. [Re: schwarg]
    #19338228 - 12/28/13 06:46 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Ran over a squirrel for my first one. Then did it again a few months later. Then a few years later I went out with the girlfriend for Valentines Day, she hated the food, we got into a fight, it was pouring rain, I ran over a cat. She lost her shit (hardcore animal lover) and made me go back to see if it was dead. It was gone. I didn't kill it. Uncontrollable bawling ensued, she didn't talk to me for the rest of the hour long drive home, and we almost got hit by a drunk driver. Best.valentines.day.ever.


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Re: First animal you ever hit in your car. [Re: kr0nik0]
    #19338235 - 12/28/13 06:48 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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I hear all these people hitting deer stories and until I spent a year in upstate NY I never realized how many people are killed or injured on top of totaling their cars by those evil Bambis. :evil:



Down here, those fuckers will ram right into the side of your vehicle.. Though I also
hear a lot of stories of people totaling their own cars by running off road to avoid
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Re: First animal you ever hit in your car. [Re: Legend]
    #19338272 - 12/28/13 06:57 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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kr0nik0 said:
I hear all these people hitting deer stories and until I spent a year in upstate NY I never realized how many people are killed or injured on top of totaling their cars by those evil Bambis. :evil:



Down here, those fuckers will ram right into the side of your vehicle.. Though I also
hear a lot of stories of people totaling their own cars by running off road to avoid
animal collisions.




I actually saw that happen. Driving home in the morning, hungover as fuck after a party. I saw one deer run across the road, and it's common knowledge in Georgia that where there is one there are usually more, so the person in front of me slowed down to almost a stop. Sure enough, this big ass 7-8 point buck came running down the hill and ran into the side of their car. Broke the passenger window and got it's antlers stuck in the metal of the car door. It fell down and then got up and was all wobbly for a few seconds then just looked at the car like "fuck you dude, I'm out" and he took off and kept up with the other deer.


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Re: First animal you ever hit in your car. [Re: Legend]
    #19338302 - 12/28/13 07:06 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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kr0nik0 said:
I hear all these people hitting deer stories and until I spent a year in upstate NY I never realized how many people are killed or injured on top of totaling their cars by those evil Bambis. :evil:



Down here, those fuckers will ram right into the side of your vehicle.. Though I also
hear a lot of stories of people totaling their own cars by running off road to avoid
animal collisions.




That's how my first one happened.
I was going 45, around a curve, and that fuckin rat with antlers charged my front driver-side quarter panel. His head/antlers shattered my windshield, bounced, hit and shattered my driver window, and hit me in the shoulder with his antler.

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Re: First animal you ever hit in your car. [Re: Legend]
    #19338363 - 12/28/13 07:22 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Legend said: I also hear a lot of stories of people totaling their own cars by running off road to avoid animal collisions.




I did a 360 on dry asphalt at 100kph in a minivan trying to swerve around this dog that appeared out of nowhere in the dark.


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Re: First animal you ever hit in your car. [Re: Khii Khwaay]
    #19338490 - 12/28/13 07:45 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Wow. You're lucky that minivan didn't tip over on its' side.


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Re: First animal you ever hit in your car. [Re: kr0nik0]
    #19338508 - 12/28/13 07:49 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I've never hit an animal and I make it a point not to.


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Re: First animal you ever hit in your car. [Re: Legend]
    #19339047 - 12/28/13 09:28 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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I hear all these people hitting deer stories and until I spent a year in upstate NY I never realized how many people are killed or injured on top of totaling their cars by those evil Bambis. :evil:



Down here, those fuckers will ram right into the side of your vehicle.. Though I also
hear a lot of stories of people totaling their own cars by running off road to avoid
animal collisions.






I had a group of deers come at me in an suv once when I was doing 20 on a really icy road.  They were able to run as fast as me, so they were along side of the suv and a bigger buck came at it but missed.....he then starts galloping in front of me so I can't pass him, so I just kinda tapped the gas and bumped him in the ass.  He slipped a little bit, but got the hint and took off.


About 3 years ago I totalled my scion into a 12 point buck.....felt like I hit a brick wall.....the bastard rolls over the hood and smashes against the road sliding, while I slam on the breaks.  He walks off the side of the road, and I just jump out of the car like an idiot after it stops, and run up to the deer screaming bloody murder in his face jumping up and down like a maniac stomping my feet.....my girlfriend at the time is screaming at me to get in the car....I was just blinded with rage....luckily for my ribcage and face the deer took his scion ass whooping and ran off.....I got a sweet check from that the police ended up taking :frown:


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