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koods
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Re: First animal you ever hit in your car. [Re: T-Rex]
#19336162 - 12/28/13 09:16 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Cool story.
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Re: First animal you ever hit in your car. [Re: koods]
#19336231 - 12/28/13 09:35 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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a deer, yearling, this past winter. was on the side of the road standing among a spot covered with leaves. blended in completely. my passenger didn't even see it until we were on it. if it hadn't bolted, all would've been well.
better i hit it in my truck than the little subaru station wagon that let me pass a minute before.
i always make sure to have a knife in the truck now
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Patlal
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Re: First animal you ever hit in your car. [Re: demiu5]
#19336329 - 12/28/13 10:09 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Zombi3
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Re: First animal you ever hit in your car. [Re: Greendreams]
#19337990 - 12/28/13 05:46 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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First animal I hit was a porcupine, It was also the very first living porcupine I ever saw, for about 5 seconds. I love porcupines I always wanted to see one and then the first one I ever see I smoke with my car. So pissed. Never seen a porcupine since.
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Re: First animal you ever hit in your car. [Re: Zombi3]
#19338022 - 12/28/13 05:55 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Rabbit. It's ass was hanging out of my grill so I had to dig It out. On the 13th mile of the car no less.
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Re: First animal you ever hit in your car. [Re: Dreaming Nomad]
#19338078 - 12/28/13 06:09 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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a deer hit my car once...
its not what you think...there is a small stretch of wooded road that was between my work and home, and i had gone on break so i took a little drive and roasted a bowl before going back in...
on the way back i was passing through the wooded area and all of a sudden i hear a LOUD thump on the driverside door/window
fucking deer was running across the road and hit me instead of me hitting him...i stopped in the middle of the road cause it freaked me out so bad..
fucker dissappeared into the darkness of the woods...did i mention it was night and shit...
to this day i wonder if i had imagined it and all being as high as i used to get back then and whatnot..
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Legend
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I hit a little kid once...
jk, i've never hit an animal that wasn't allready dead.
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Re: First animal you ever hit in your car. [Re: Legend]
#19338116 - 12/28/13 06:19 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I hit someones cat driving home from my girlfriends place one night, the little bastard just darted right in front of me, was nothing I could do.
Sometimes I can still see his face in my dreams......kidding.
But really though I felt terrible afterwards.
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Re: First animal you ever hit in your car. [Re: schwarg]
#19338193 - 12/28/13 06:40 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I hear all these people hitting deer stories and until I spent a year in upstate NY I never realized how many people are killed or injured on top of totaling their cars by those evil Bambis.
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Re: First animal you ever hit in your car. [Re: schwarg]
#19338228 - 12/28/13 06:46 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Ran over a squirrel for my first one. Then did it again a few months later. Then a few years later I went out with the girlfriend for Valentines Day, she hated the food, we got into a fight, it was pouring rain, I ran over a cat. She lost her shit (hardcore animal lover) and made me go back to see if it was dead. It was gone. I didn't kill it. Uncontrollable bawling ensued, she didn't talk to me for the rest of the hour long drive home, and we almost got hit by a drunk driver. Best.valentines.day.ever.
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Legend
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Re: First animal you ever hit in your car. [Re: kr0nik0]
#19338235 - 12/28/13 06:48 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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kr0nik0 said: I hear all these people hitting deer stories and until I spent a year in upstate NY I never realized how many people are killed or injured on top of totaling their cars by those evil Bambis. 
Down here, those fuckers will ram right into the side of your vehicle.. Though I also hear a lot of stories of people totaling their own cars by running off road to avoid animal collisions.
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Re: First animal you ever hit in your car. [Re: Legend]
#19338272 - 12/28/13 06:57 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Legend said:
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kr0nik0 said: I hear all these people hitting deer stories and until I spent a year in upstate NY I never realized how many people are killed or injured on top of totaling their cars by those evil Bambis. 
Down here, those fuckers will ram right into the side of your vehicle.. Though I also hear a lot of stories of people totaling their own cars by running off road to avoid animal collisions.
I actually saw that happen. Driving home in the morning, hungover as fuck after a party. I saw one deer run across the road, and it's common knowledge in Georgia that where there is one there are usually more, so the person in front of me slowed down to almost a stop. Sure enough, this big ass 7-8 point buck came running down the hill and ran into the side of their car. Broke the passenger window and got it's antlers stuck in the metal of the car door. It fell down and then got up and was all wobbly for a few seconds then just looked at the car like "fuck you dude, I'm out" and he took off and kept up with the other deer.
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TopPmz
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Re: First animal you ever hit in your car. [Re: Legend]
#19338302 - 12/28/13 07:06 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Legend said:
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kr0nik0 said: I hear all these people hitting deer stories and until I spent a year in upstate NY I never realized how many people are killed or injured on top of totaling their cars by those evil Bambis. 
Down here, those fuckers will ram right into the side of your vehicle.. Though I also hear a lot of stories of people totaling their own cars by running off road to avoid animal collisions.
That's how my first one happened. I was going 45, around a curve, and that fuckin rat with antlers charged my front driver-side quarter panel. His head/antlers shattered my windshield, bounced, hit and shattered my driver window, and hit me in the shoulder with his antler.
I hate deer.
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Re: First animal you ever hit in your car. [Re: Legend]
#19338363 - 12/28/13 07:22 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Legend said: I also hear a lot of stories of people totaling their own cars by running off road to avoid animal collisions.
I did a 360 on dry asphalt at 100kph in a minivan trying to swerve around this dog that appeared out of nowhere in the dark.
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kr0nik0
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Re: First animal you ever hit in your car. [Re: Khii Khwaay]
#19338490 - 12/28/13 07:45 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Wow. You're lucky that minivan didn't tip over on its' side.
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Re: First animal you ever hit in your car. [Re: kr0nik0]
#19338508 - 12/28/13 07:49 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I've never hit an animal and I make it a point not to.
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Re: First animal you ever hit in your car. [Re: Legend]
#19339047 - 12/28/13 09:28 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Legend said:
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kr0nik0 said: I hear all these people hitting deer stories and until I spent a year in upstate NY I never realized how many people are killed or injured on top of totaling their cars by those evil Bambis. 
Down here, those fuckers will ram right into the side of your vehicle.. Though I also hear a lot of stories of people totaling their own cars by running off road to avoid animal collisions.
I had a group of deers come at me in an suv once when I was doing 20 on a really icy road. They were able to run as fast as me, so they were along side of the suv and a bigger buck came at it but missed.....he then starts galloping in front of me so I can't pass him, so I just kinda tapped the gas and bumped him in the ass. He slipped a little bit, but got the hint and took off.
About 3 years ago I totalled my scion into a 12 point buck.....felt like I hit a brick wall.....the bastard rolls over the hood and smashes against the road sliding, while I slam on the breaks. He walks off the side of the road, and I just jump out of the car like an idiot after it stops, and run up to the deer screaming bloody murder in his face jumping up and down like a maniac stomping my feet.....my girlfriend at the time is screaming at me to get in the car....I was just blinded with rage....luckily for my ribcage and face the deer took his scion ass whooping and ran off.....I got a sweet check from that the police ended up taking
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