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First animal you ever hit in your car.
#19335501 - 12/28/13 03:55 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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The first animal I ever hit in my car was a white owl. I was 18 and cruising down a country road in the middle of the night, and the bastard just appeared in the middle of the road standing right in front of me....BAM.....feathers.....
I know someone else who's first was an owl as well, and I know FEE hit an owl, but I can't remember if it was his first kill or not....
Shit haunts me actually.
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Re: First animal you ever hit in your car. [Re: vandago]
#19335517 - 12/28/13 04:03 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Man, that would've sucked.
My first was a deer. My second also was a deer. First one fucked my car up, and lived. Second one didn't leave a scratch, but he flew a good 25ft, hopped off the road and collapsed. I'm pretty sure he died.
And I can't feel bad for them, because both of them were grazing way off the road, and ran into me at the last second. I hate deer because of them. Fuckin stupid ass, delicious animals.
I see deer all the time where I live now, but around here they're smart. They value their lives, and just watch you drive by.
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Re: First animal you ever hit in your car. [Re: TopPmz]
#19335520 - 12/28/13 04:04 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: First animal you ever hit in your car. [Re: E_Z]
#19335553 - 12/28/13 04:23 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I've hit an owl, a deer, a couple random birds that have dove in my path, and I have purposely ran over a possum and a raccoon because they were laying in the road dying from a previous car hitting them.
Thankfully no dogs or cats yet
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Re: First animal you ever hit in your car. [Re: vandago]
#19335597 - 12/28/13 05:03 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: First animal you ever hit in your car. [Re: T-Rex]
#19335607 - 12/28/13 05:09 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I hit deer alot. Usually 5 or 6 a year its pretty fucking ridiculous. First thing I hit was a dear when I was 15 about a week after I got my license. Scared the shit outa me pretty badly and totaled my dream car I had worked so hard for a 1993 lx 5.0 notchback Mustang. Made me not wana drive for a bit. Now I hit them all the time which is why I have a big fucking redneck to hell grill guard on the bronco. I have hit alot of bats too. Anyone else hit bats?
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magicbroncoride said: I hit deer alot. Usually 5 or 6 a year its pretty fucking ridiculous. First thing I hit was a dear when I was 15 about a week after I got my license. Scared the shit outa me pretty badly and totaled my dream car I had worked so hard for a 1993 lx 5.0 notchback Mustang. Made me not wana drive for a bit. Now I hit them all the time which is why I have a big fucking redneck to hell grill guard on the bronco. I have hit alot of bats too. Anyone else hit bats?
Not with my car, but I once inadvertently punched a bat mid-flight.
True story.
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Re: First animal you ever hit in your car. [Re: TopPmz] 1
#19335820 - 12/28/13 06:59 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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My first vehicle was a 92 red Chevy full size pickup. That thing fucking MURDERED cats. I would be driving along and all of a sudden: cat outa nowhere. I hit the breaks, too late. Thud. Dead cat. In the 10 years I had that truck I'd say I hit 30+ cats. Including a 5 week stretch where I was hitting 1 a week. I was never a cat fan but I always felt bad. New trailblazer though? Animal free so far. Hoping it stays that way.
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Re: First animal you ever hit in your car. [Re: biff]
#19335834 - 12/28/13 07:04 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Squirrel but the second one was a huge goose that came thru the windsheild at 80
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Re: First animal you ever hit in your car. [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS]
#19335894 - 12/28/13 07:41 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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1slow2v said: Squirrel but the second one was a huge goose that came thru the windsheild at 80
I would have shat myself if a goose came at my windshield man... ugh...
First animal was a goddamn cat man...And when I say goddamn cat it doesn't mean i hate cats i love cats,but this cat had a chance to live and it choose the wrong direction probably cause it was scared. I was stoned in my car with 2 of my friends, and I was on a one lane road, I see the cat on my side of the road going across to the other side. It sees a huge SUV(maybe like a Tahoe or something similar) going the opposite direction I am headed right to it and freaks out and darts back across my side and before i know it the bastard is under my car and gets LAUNCHED from my passenger side tire. My friends instantly just go OOOOH!!! I was super bummed out and very sad. Its the only animal I've hit, That was alive anyway.
I ride a bike and get hit by cars now.
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Re: First animal you ever hit in your car. [Re: BlindEye]
#19335904 - 12/28/13 07:47 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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A pigeon on my windshield right when I was about to enter a tunnel. It was like a feather bomb. Thankfully I've never hit any domesticated animals.
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Re: First animal you ever hit in your car. [Re: biff]
#19335912 - 12/28/13 07:51 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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biff said: My first vehicle was a 92 red Chevy full size pickup. That thing fucking MURDERED cats. I would be driving along and all of a sudden: cat outa nowhere. I hit the breaks, too late. Thud. Dead cat. In the 10 years I had that truck I'd say I hit 30+ cats. Including a 5 week stretch where I was hitting 1 a week. I was never a cat fan but I always felt bad. New trailblazer though? Animal free so far. Hoping it stays that way.
Is it fucked up that I find this funny?
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Re: First animal you ever hit in your car. [Re: kr0nik0]
#19335923 - 12/28/13 07:58 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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kr0nik0 said: A pigeon on my windshield right when I was about to enter a tunnel. It was like a feather bomb. Thankfully I've never hit any domesticated animals.
My mother hit a bird way back when, and the birds neck actually got lodged between the windshield and windshield wipers. Blood and feathers everywhere and she's on the highway,late for work, in winter. So she just turns the wipers on and flings this bird 3 lanes over lol
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Re: First animal you ever hit in your car. [Re: vandago]
#19335975 - 12/28/13 08:12 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Have yet to hit any.. Had a few close calls though. The closest was a big ass pit bull. Fucker was staring right at me, and stepped out into my lane, I had to swerve all the way into the oncoming lane and I still nearly hit it.
Dog was either stupid or trying to commit suicide.
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Re: First animal you ever hit in your car. [Re: BlindEye]
#19335986 - 12/28/13 08:16 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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firzt animal was a cat, a big ol mountain lion. only time I have ever seen one in the wild and it fucks up my alignment.
aside from that only a squirrel has been killed in my 20 plus years of driving and one dog barely injured.
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Re: First animal you ever hit in your car. [Re: 4runner]
#19336048 - 12/28/13 08:40 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Worst story ever. (Prep yourself).
I'm with my girlfriend and we are both drunk. We are leaving the bar and we call a taxi to pick us up.
This taxi driver is ghetto as shit and her taxi is even worse. Oh well, I'm drunk and I want to go home and smoke weed. I hop in and at the last minute my friend and his "girl for the night" run up and ask if they can pay half and get a ride home as well. At first I was hesitant (I wonder why) but I eventually agreed. FYI I'm sitting in the passenger seat this entire time.
We're going down the road and this stupid taxi driver is taking the long way to get to my house and I'm like what the fuck. She obviously wanted a higher fare. We turn onto a highway and then out runs an animal. By the time I realized it was a dog it was on it's way under the vehicle. It was a fucking baby Pomeranian.
Thump.
I see the whole fucking thing happen and all I can think of is "Jesus Christ." Immediately the two girls in the car start freaking out and ask what we just hit. The taxi driver is like "Oh, shit" but she seems to feel no remorse about what had happened. I feel like because she was sober she could have easily avoided this. She was just a shitty ghetto taxi driver. Anyway, I proceed to tell the girls it was a dog and this is where things get weird.
The girls and my friend are like "we have to get out to check on it!" I'm like Jesus Christ, fuck this. I'm drunk, I just wanna go home. I don't want my good night to be ruined by seeing a dead dog laying in the road. I try to convince my girlfriend to not get out but, yeah, well she's a girl.
I sit in the car and it's no less than five minutes that the two girls and my friend come back all upset and crying saying "it's dead it was just a puppy." I'm like I figured it was dead now just put it on the side of the road. It's 2:30am and I'm trying to get home.
My friend convinces everyone that "we can't just leave it on the side of the road, it's someone's dog it has a rhinestone collar (no dogtag)." I'm like "dude, what are we going to do? We have no idea whose dog this is. We are drunk. It's 2:45am by now. I have class at 8am. Let's get the fuck out of here." My plea didn't work.
By this time a cop shows up and I'm still in the car with the taxi driver and she's like "Jesus Christ." The cop pretty much tells everyone that he can't do anything about it (obviously).
So my friend has this brilliant idea to pick up the dog and put it in the taxi cab with us. Seriously, the dog is dead and we have no idea who's it is. What can we possibly do with it.
We're on our way back and the taxi driver gets to my house and I'm like fuck this, I give her the money, grab my girlfriend and get the fuck out of there. Meanwhile my friend is freaking out screaming at me like it's my fault he brought a dead dog in the taxi.
I wake up in the morning with a text from my friend saying "Fuck you man you just left me here with this dead dog." Turns out the next morning he brought it to the humane society in a garbage bag and told them that if they find the owner to call him.
I can honestly say this was one of my worst experiences in a taxi and even though I felt terrible about the dog, it was completely out of my control and I didn't really want to feel sad and deal with it at the time.
So yeah, that's my delusional story.
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Re: First animal you ever hit in your car. [Re: biscoHead]
#19336090 - 12/28/13 08:54 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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You know those flocks of little birds that are like groups of daredevils and fly perpendicular to your windshield at high speeds? Yeah, my first hit consisted of about 5 birds from one of those groups.....must not have been properly trained or something
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Re: First animal you ever hit in your car. [Re: The_Ghost]
#19336099 - 12/28/13 08:56 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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The_Ghost said: None.
Same here. I haven't been driving for very long though.
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Re: First animal you ever hit in your car. [Re: psi]
#19336157 - 12/28/13 09:14 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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A crow, she fuckin splattered in a puff of feathers. 500 in damages later and I regret nothing.
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