Home | Community | Message Board

MushroomMan Mycology
This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.


Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Shop: North Spore North Spore Mushroom Grow Kits & Cultivation Supplies   Left Coast Kratom Buy Kratom Extract, Kratom Powder For Sale

Jump to first unread post Pages: 1 | 2  [ show all ]
Anonymous #1

Why didn't I fuck the drunk asian girl in my bed?
    #19335302 - 12/28/13 01:33 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Fucking INFP values. Fuck.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #2

Re: Why didn't I fuck the drunk asian girl in my bed? [Re: Anonymous #1] * 3
    #19335336 - 12/28/13 01:56 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

You gonna let some quackjob pseudoscientific four letter label define your pussy handling skills for the rest of your life?


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #3

Re: Why didn't I fuck the drunk asian girl in my bed? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #19335346 - 12/28/13 02:02 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Well, INFP reactively describes behaviors, but it doesn't take credit for creating them. I assume you are a human being, and human beings have control over their choices - regardless of how much they've fostered certain behaviors into a habit for themselves. You always have the same ability to do things different.

Was she hot? nice sized boobs? Small - with likely tight pussy? Would she like to return to your bed? If she was there once, she likely is disappointed that you didn't fuck her. Girls don't find themselves on boys' beds by accident. They also rarely come out and say "I want you to fuck me, NOW", but if they've laid themselves on your bed, intoxicated, and especially if you're on your bed at the same time, they're 99.9999% trying to invite it - or they're stupid. I don't think I've met the latter description, yet.


Edited by Anonymous (12/28/13 08:38 PM)


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #4

Re: Why didn't I fuck the drunk asian girl in my bed? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #19337490 - 12/28/13 03:25 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Some Asian girls are really gross and stupid.  Puts a whole new meaning on the smells like fish joke


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #5

Re: Why didn't I fuck the drunk asian girl in my bed? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19337604 - 12/28/13 03:56 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
Fucking INFP values. Fuck.




Values???  Your dick doesn't have values when there is a fuck-able bitch in your bed, get the job done next time.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #6

Re: Why didn't I fuck the drunk asian girl in my bed? [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #19337824 - 12/28/13 05:09 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Good for you, OP.

Don't listen to the rape fags who only get some in sketchy circumstances


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #5

Re: Why didn't I fuck the drunk asian girl in my bed? [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #19337871 - 12/28/13 05:20 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #6 said:
Good for you, OP.

Don't listen to the rape fags who only get some in sketchy circumstances




How did an opportunity for consensual sex turn into rape?  Get a grip, this has nothing to do with rape.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #6

Re: Why didn't I fuck the drunk asian girl in my bed? [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #19337892 - 12/28/13 05:25 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

You know it's consensual just base on the OP?

He didn't do anything - clearly he knew there was something wrong with the situation.


By "drunk" I think he means blacked out drunk. And that is rape.  Sorry some people can't get sober and happy girls to have sober happy sex with them


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #5

Re: Why didn't I fuck the drunk asian girl in my bed? [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #19337928 - 12/28/13 05:31 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #6 said:
You know it's consensual just base on the OP?

He didn't do anything - clearly he knew there was something wrong with the situation.


By "drunk" I think he means blacked out drunk. And that is rape.  Sorry some people can't get sober and happy girls to have sober happy sex with them




If she voluntarily laid in his bed, she wanted sex, so there is no rape.

You can't go into a man's bed and pull your panties down and then claim the sex was an act of rape, it's too late at that point, drunk or sober.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #6

Re: Why didn't I fuck the drunk asian girl in my bed? [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #19338000 - 12/28/13 05:49 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Maybe she laid in his bed because she was sleepy and deliriously wasted on alcohol?
We don't even know if OP had met the bitch before :lol:


OP more details already, Jesus Christ


Based on the very vey limited info we have, he made the right choice. Not saying tha additional details might prove otherwise. I've banged drunk girls who slept in my bed but that was after we had already been on several dates.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #1

Re: Why didn't I fuck the drunk asian girl in my bed? [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #19338159 - 12/28/13 06:30 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

She's a coworker of mine, an ER nurse actually. Tends to get a little wild and overdo the drinking. Not black out drunk but more of a sleepy drunk after I super'd her some dank kush.She was conscious enough to basically tear my clothes off and jump me but after frolicking around for a while to appease her I just felt empty. No lust. This wasnt a rape issue - shes been into me since September trying to fuck me or date me, who the fuck even knows with women these days. The matter at hand is my emotional block, my imability to let loose and live in the moment. It's all worry, worry, worry for me and I'm starting to hate myself for it. I hate what society has made of us.


Edited by Anonymous (12/28/13 06:33 PM)


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #5

Re: Why didn't I fuck the drunk asian girl in my bed? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19338249 - 12/28/13 06:51 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
She's a coworker of mine, an ER nurse actually. Tends to get a little wild and overdo the drinking. Not black out drunk but more of a sleepy drunk after I super'd her some dank kush.She was conscious enough to basically tear my clothes off and jump me but after frolicking around for a while to appease her I just felt empty. No lust. This wasnt a rape issue - shes been into me since September trying to fuck me or date me, who the fuck even knows with women these days. The matter at hand is my emotional block, my imability to let loose and live in the moment. It's all worry, worry, worry for me and I'm starting to hate myself for it. I hate what society has made of us.





Dam, most men are willing to go to great lengths to get sex, but you have a girl literally throwing herself at you, and you kick it to the curb, what the hell dude?


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #1

Re: Why didn't I fuck the drunk asian girl in my bed? [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #19338525 - 12/28/13 07:53 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I'm just fucked. Or made to feel so from the status quo. Either way, to be ruled by emotions as I am is just fucked. So torn.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #7

Re: Why didn't I fuck the drunk asian girl in my bed? [Re: Anonymous #5] * 1
    #19338542 - 12/28/13 07:55 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #5 said:
If she voluntarily laid in his bed, she wanted sex, so there is no rape.




NO.  JUST NO.  Assumptions make an ass out of you and me, buddy.






Edited by Anonymous (12/28/13 07:56 PM)


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #7

Re: Why didn't I fuck the drunk asian girl in my bed? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19338549 - 12/28/13 07:58 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

@ #1,
You probably don't like this girl the same way she likes you.
I applaud you for not feeling like you have to have sex with her since she was in your bed and intoxicated.
Don't let anybody make you feel bad for not sleeping with her.
When in doubt, don't stick your penis in a vagina like some retarded monkey.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #5

Re: Why didn't I fuck the drunk asian girl in my bed? [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #19338585 - 12/28/13 08:04 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #7 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #5 said:
If she voluntarily laid in his bed, she wanted sex, so there is no rape.




NO.  JUST NO.  Assumptions make an ass out of you and me, buddy.










YES. JUST YES.  When the girl is in the bed, that means sex is going to happen, she didn't lay down in his bed just to talk.

What do you want, a 5 page written sexual intercourse consent contract?  His dick will be limp by the time she signs it.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #7

Re: Why didn't I fuck the drunk asian girl in my bed? [Re: Anonymous #5] * 1
    #19338658 - 12/28/13 08:15 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Well, perhaps you hang out with sluts.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #3

Re: Why didn't I fuck the drunk asian girl in my bed? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19338789 - 12/28/13 08:40 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
She's a coworker of mine, an ER nurse actually. Tends to get a little wild and overdo the drinking. Not black out drunk but more of a sleepy drunk after I super'd her some dank kush.She was conscious enough to basically tear my clothes off and jump me but after frolicking around for a while to appease her I just felt empty. No lust. This wasnt a rape issue - shes been into me since September trying to fuck me or date me, who the fuck even knows with women these days. The matter at hand is my emotional block, my imability to let loose and live in the moment. It's all worry, worry, worry for me and I'm starting to hate myself for it. I hate what society has made of us.




OK, there's no question as to what she wanted. You're just lacking some confidence or skills. Go for a rematch, get it done. Take some coke if you need.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #5

Re: Why didn't I fuck the drunk asian girl in my bed? [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #19338799 - 12/28/13 08:42 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #7 said:
Well, perhaps you hang out with sluts.




Sluts are fun.  :dawerp:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #7

Re: Why didn't I fuck the drunk asian girl in my bed? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #19338809 - 12/28/13 08:43 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

You seriously recommend that OP take an extremely addictive drug to make things better?

:nojustno:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #3

Re: Why didn't I fuck the drunk asian girl in my bed? [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #19338822 - 12/28/13 08:45 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #7 said:
You seriously recommend that OP take an extremely addictive drug to make things better?

:nojustno:




No, dopey. I'm saying he take coke to make himself horny enough to not throw aside the chick who's actively tearing his clothes off him.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #5

Re: Why didn't I fuck the drunk asian girl in my bed? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #19338843 - 12/28/13 08:50 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I guess the question needs to be asked, has the OP's past mushroom use turned him gay? 

He has naked girls in his bed that want to fuck him, yet he rejects them, only a homosexual man would do that. :shrug:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #7

Re: Why didn't I fuck the drunk asian girl in my bed? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #19338868 - 12/28/13 08:56 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #3 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #7 said:
You seriously recommend that OP take an extremely addictive drug to make things better?

:nojustno:




No, dopey. I'm saying he take coke to make himself horny enough to not throw aside the chick who's actively tearing his clothes off him.




I knew that was what you meant (sorry if I mislead you).
Say OP does take coke to get himself horny enough to fuck this chick... then alright.
But what does he do next time he wants to fuck?
He'll have to take more coke.
Then take more coke next time.
And next time.
I hope you realize that this is one way that a coke-head becomes a coke-head: using "I need coke to have sex" as the excuse to keep taking coke.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #6

Re: Why didn't I fuck the drunk asian girl in my bed? [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #19339208 - 12/28/13 10:09 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I take back everything I said earlier about rape.

But OP, if you're not into her then you're not into her.

I'm successful and I'm a sexy beast IRL, women do this to me often. But I already have a few girls I sleep with who I KNOW are STD-free, so I don't even bother with a new partner unless they are exceptional.

I regularly turn down sex. There's nothing wrong with it.  Feel better OP. it's not just women who can be selective about sex. You weren't feelin it bro, nothing wrong with that.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #8

Re: Why didn't I fuck the drunk asian girl in my bed? [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #19342854 - 12/29/13 06:07 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

i've passed up a drunk asian girl in my bed before also ROFL


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #9

Re: Why didn't I fuck the drunk asian girl in my bed? [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #19342995 - 12/29/13 06:38 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Maybe because statutory rape. But I wasn't there so who knows.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #2

Re: Why didn't I fuck the drunk asian girl in my bed? [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #19343010 - 12/29/13 06:41 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Poor drunk asian hos can't get no love.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #6

Re: Why didn't I fuck the drunk asian girl in my bed? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #19343084 - 12/29/13 07:04 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #2 said:
Poor drunk asian hos can't get no love.



it's not fair either, they love you long time :sad:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #8

Re: Why didn't I fuck the drunk asian girl in my bed? [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #19343131 - 12/29/13 07:16 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

the one im referring to ended up getting the love so no worries there haha


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: 1 | 2  [ show all ]

Shop: North Spore North Spore Mushroom Grow Kits & Cultivation Supplies   Left Coast Kratom Buy Kratom Extract, Kratom Powder For Sale


Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* I'm finding it harder to connect with people than in the past Anonymous 571 2 03/04/18 01:59 AM
by Anonymous

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: trendal, Shroomism, george castanza, Alan Rockefeller, yogabunny
336 topic views. 0 members, 4 guests and 10 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2024 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.026 seconds spending 0.008 seconds on 14 queries.