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Offlinefapjack
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Re: If you could meet any one shroomery member [Re: plektheplek] * 3
    #19763416 - 03/29/14 09:32 AM (9 years, 9 months ago)

I would like to kick Prisoner#1 right in the balls.


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Offlinezappaisgod
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Re: If you could meet any one shroomery member [Re: koods] * 2
    #19763436 - 03/29/14 09:40 AM (9 years, 9 months ago)

He had a picture of himself from behind on a ladder.  Ladder rungs are a standard distance apart so it was quite clear that he is a rather tiny fellow.  That's why I call him The Ladder Midget.


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: If you could meet any one shroomery member [Re: zappaisgod]
    #19763498 - 03/29/14 09:59 AM (9 years, 9 months ago)

I would like to meet:

MemberJockey: Her naked thread is really hot

Pris: Always wanted to meet him

Zappa: seems more and more interesting

Krem: Swedish guy, I love Sweden

Wiccan: He seems cool and again, a new country to get info about

All the frenchies from Quebec

I'd would meet anyone of you guys that aren't cokehead, crackhead, methheads or heroin addicts. Also, those with a decent mental health.



As for none of you wanting to meet me with 300+ post on the thread: :shrug: That's the way I like it. I'm just not friendly enough to have you guys on my dick.


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Offlinezappaisgod
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Re: If you could meet any one shroomery member [Re: Patlal]
    #19763531 - 03/29/14 10:11 AM (9 years, 9 months ago)

It's not your dick I want to get on.  It's that sweet Canadian ass.  Does it smell like Molson's?  I love me some Molson's


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InvisibleBurke Dennings
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Re: If you could meet any one shroomery member [Re: zappaisgod] * 1
    #19763592 - 03/29/14 10:34 AM (9 years, 9 months ago)

I'd love to meet any Ublitarians. I chill with Dark_star every few weeks; dudes fuckin awesome.

A few OTD regs: Bert, zig, sunshine, enlil

A few pubbers/miscellany: tymo, ballerium, Asante, shLong (I used to live not too far from him & thought I would for years, but then quickly moved 900 miles away- opportunity missed), volcomstoner, millzy.

Many I'm forgetting.


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Onlinekoods
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Re: If you could meet any one shroomery member [Re: fapjack]
    #19763609 - 03/29/14 10:40 AM (9 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

fapjack said:
I would like to kick Prisoner#1 right in the balls.




Apparently, you might need a tee.


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Onlinekoods
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Re: If you could meet any one shroomery member [Re: zappaisgod] * 1
    #19763618 - 03/29/14 10:43 AM (9 years, 9 months ago)

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zappaisgod said:
He had a picture of himself from behind on a ladder.  Ladder rungs are a standard distance apart so it was quite clear that he is a rather tiny fellow.  That's why I call him The Ladder Midget.




Not to mention the ladder was in his kitchen and he was using it to get a cereal box from the cabinet.


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“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”


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InvisibleTrentBoyett
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Re: If you could meet any one shroomery member [Re: koods]
    #19763763 - 03/29/14 11:34 AM (9 years, 9 months ago)

Nope, outside of a house, he was painting or some shit.


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Invisiblepsi
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Re: If you could meet any one shroomery member [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19763770 - 03/29/14 11:37 AM (9 years, 9 months ago)

Koods' version is funnier though.


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Re: If you could meet any one shroomery member [Re: psi]
    #19763797 - 03/29/14 11:46 AM (9 years, 9 months ago)

Here's the other pris pic...




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Invisiblepsi
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Re: If you could meet any one shroomery member [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19763803 - 03/29/14 11:48 AM (9 years, 9 months ago)

:feelsbannedman:

:ahahaha:


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Invisiblefee
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Re: If you could meet any one shroomery member [Re: psi] * 2
    #19763805 - 03/29/14 11:49 AM (9 years, 9 months ago)

^^^^^^^^ that guy ^^^^^^^^


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: If you could meet any one shroomery member [Re: fee]
    #19763823 - 03/29/14 11:54 AM (9 years, 9 months ago)

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fee said:
^^^^^^^^ that guy ^^^^^^^^




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Invisiblefee
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Re: If you could meet any one shroomery member [Re: broken] * 1
    #19763839 - 03/29/14 11:58 AM (9 years, 9 months ago)

Hey sexy wanna pretend you lost a contact lens on the floor and look for it for an unrealistic amount of time while I sit back on the bed trying to "re-adjust" my privates for even longer and with stroking motions as I stare down at you and bite my lower lip?


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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InvisibleMoorning Due
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Re: If you could meet any one shroomery member [Re: fee]
    #19763868 - 03/29/14 12:06 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

I'd like to meet automan.


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Re: If you could meet any one shroomery member [Re: Moorning Due]
    #19764510 - 03/29/14 02:54 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

Threes up with the big man and him self...... RR


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Re: If you could meet any one shroomery member [Re: Edmunter]
    #19764557 - 03/29/14 03:06 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

I'd like to meet Psilocybinjunkie, EnjoyWho, NiceChrisman, Niffla and many more. Shit, I'd like to meet any member. Only member I personally know is my cousin. It was just a coincidence that he was a member here too. Long before I signed up.


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Re: If you could meet any one shroomery member [Re: Magicman69]
    #19764600 - 03/29/14 03:15 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

i'd like to meet:

abltsandwich
Samuel Jackson
Mad_Larkin
Asante
Arden
Dawks

plus 90% of shroomery females


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Re: If you could meet any one shroomery member [Re: Soulidarity]
    #19764608 - 03/29/14 03:16 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

female shroomers smell of fertilizer


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OfflineSoulidarity
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Re: If you could meet any one shroomery member [Re: Edmunter]
    #19764636 - 03/29/14 03:22 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels said:

Winston: Charles, why have we got that cage?

Charles: Uh, security.

Winston: That's right, that's right, security. So what's the point in having it if we're not goin' fucking use it?

Charles: Well, I would've used it but this is Willie and Willie lives here.

Winston: Yes, but you didn't know it was Willie until you opened the door, did you?

Willie: Chill, Winston, it's me. Charlie knows it's me. What's the problem?

Winston: The problem, Willie, is that Charles and yourself are not the quickest of cats at the best of times. So just do as I say and keep *the fucking cage locked!* What is that?

Willie: That's Gloria.

Winston: Yes I know that's Gloria, what's that?

Willie: Fertilizer.

Winston: You went out six hours ago to buy a money counter and you come back with a semi-conscious Gloria and a bag of fertilizer. Alarm bells are ringing, Willie.

Willie: We need fertilizer Winston.

Winston: Mmmhmm. We also need a money counter. This money's got to be out by Thursday, I'm buggered if I'm gonna count it. Just make sure if you do need to buy sodding fertilizer you could be a bit more subtle.

Willie: What do you mean?

Winston: We grow copious amounts of ganja, yah? And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. You don't look like your average horti-fucking- culturalist! That's what I mean Willie.




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