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Offline999
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Getting rid of Hickies
    #19330819 - 12/26/13 10:05 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Urgghh... Ever wake up drunk, with a few bruises, in a fat chicks bed?
Urgghghghghhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
Fuck.
And she left fucking hickies on my neck. I mean, sure, it's a little funny, so I could laugh it off easily...
But...
Fuck that shit.
Right now, I'm scraping at them and putting tooth paste on them and whatnot, hittin them with a sonicare..


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Invisiblepsilocyclops
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Re: Getting rid of Hickies [Re: 999]
    #19330837 - 12/26/13 10:12 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

hahaha my friend has a similar problem with hickeys. he said he gets rid of them best by rubbing ice on it and staying well hydrated in order for it to heal faster.


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Re: Getting rid of Hickies [Re: 999]
    #19331341 - 12/27/13 12:50 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Ice works but they resurface and can even make them take longer to fade. Just get yourself some concealer and cover that shit up like a pro, don't worry, guys can wear makeup too.


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Re: Getting rid of Hickies [Re: 999]
    #19332108 - 12/27/13 08:25 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

If you get the beached whale to suck equally hard on the equivalent spot on the opposite side of your face, body-blood balanced will be equalized the hickey will neutralized. Let us know how it goes.


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Re: Getting rid of Hickies [Re: something cool]
    #19332224 - 12/27/13 09:13 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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something cool said:
If you get the beached whale to suck equally hard on the equivalent spot on the opposite side of your face, body-blood balanced will be equalized the hickey will neutralized. Let us know how it goes.




sounds legit :strokebeard:


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OfflineHerbologist
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Re: Getting rid of Hickies [Re: JPDancer]
    #19332759 - 12/27/13 12:07 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I heard rubbing it with a comb works


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Re: Getting rid of Hickies [Re: Herbologist]
    #19332903 - 12/27/13 12:57 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Aren't hickeys for 15 year olds?


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Re: Getting rid of Hickies [Re: Patlal]
    #19332917 - 12/27/13 01:01 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

EXACTLY WHY I'M PISSED.
Plus, I feel like I got my leg peed on by a large lady.
Still, I liked it. hehehehe.
I'm just starting to remember it all


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Re: Getting rid of Hickies [Re: Patlal]
    #19342659 - 12/29/13 05:29 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Patlal said:
Aren't hickeys for 15 year olds?



you must have a boring sex life if you've stopped giving/getting hickeys. I love when my girl gives me hickeys :shrug:


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Re: Getting rid of Hickies [Re: psyconaught]
    #19342760 - 12/29/13 05:50 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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psyconaught said:
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Patlal said:
Aren't hickeys for 15 year olds?



you must have a boring sex life if you've stopped giving/getting hickeys. I love when my girl gives me hickeys :shrug:



:lolwut:

That's a ridiculous conclusion to make from not giving and receiving hickeys.  I would argue that they are quite juvenile.  I haven't seen a hickey on anybody since high school.


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Re: Getting rid of Hickies [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #19342771 - 12/29/13 05:52 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Plus there's no pleasure in getting a skin bruise. All it does is create a local hemorrhage. Basically, it's an injury


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Re: Getting rid of Hickies [Re: Patlal]
    #19342786 - 12/29/13 05:54 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

i guess i just don't see how its juvenile at all :shrug: but then again i'm also into some pretty rough stuff so the "injury" goes along with the choking, hair-pulling, slapping, etc.


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Re: Getting rid of Hickies [Re: psyconaught]
    #19342798 - 12/29/13 05:56 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Well for one it is not exactly considered professional to walk into the work place and greet clients with a giant hickey on your neck.  You can get away with that if you work at McDonald's (and are 15), but when you get into the real world that isn't going to fly.


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Re: Getting rid of Hickies [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #19342811 - 12/29/13 05:57 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

thank god for collared shirts :lol: and at home positions.


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