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Aww some sweet old lady offered to buy me candycane flavored chocolate lol
    #19328974 - 12/26/13 01:49 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

So I was in line at Walgreens buyin vitamins cuz im healthy an shit and i noticed there was candycane flavored hersheys bars near the register so naturally im all like "hahah is that like candycane flavored chocolate?" An the lady behind it is all like yeaa then im like all "hahahah like who invented that shit" or whatever and im buyin my vitamins so shes all like "oh do you have a walgreens card cuz these might have a discount" and im like n0 so she asks the old lady behind me in line like "oh do you have one for him to use" and im like "oh thats like not my mom an shit" and the old lady behind me in line wuz like "i wouldnt be your mom i would be your grandma" and im all like hahah lol an shit

So anyways she sees and doesnt have a card either i could borrow so i buy my shit or w/e tell them to have good days then as im getting to the door the old lady yells to me like "hey do you want me to buy you one of those candycane chocoates" like all sweet

I mustve made her day by suggesting she coulda been my mom and made her all happy

But yea i really didnt want that shit it sounds gross so im all like no thanks an shit lol

But yeah that was that, discuss intelligently and other related things about strangers buying things for strangers


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Re: Aww some sweet old lady offered to buy me candycane flavored chocolate lol [Re: Sheekle]
    #19328983 - 12/26/13 01:51 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Awe


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Re: Aww some sweet old lady offered to buy me candycane flavored chocolate lol [Re: Sheekle] * 3
    #19328985 - 12/26/13 01:51 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

You didn't tap that ass?
She clearly was into it.

One time I had no change to get my daughter something from a candy machine, and some dude just walked up and give me a quarter.


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Re: Aww some sweet old lady offered to buy me candycane flavored chocolate lol [Re: Tmethyl] * 3
    #19329000 - 12/26/13 01:55 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Shoulda showed her your balls


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Re: Aww some sweet old lady offered to buy me candycane flavored chocolate lol [Re: Into The Woods] * 1
    #19329012 - 12/26/13 01:58 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

on christmas eve, i was in my car, in the parking lot of the asian market, peelin' a banana, an shit..

right as i'm about to munch into it (first meal of the day, starving hungry) a homeless bum walks up to me and asks me to roll the window down.

he says something along the lines of "hey man, i know it's close to christmas, and i really hate to ask, but do you think you could help me out a little, so i can get a bite to eat"

so i was just like lol sure and gave him the banana

his face lit up brighter than i had ever seen any face light up ever. that was truly the happiest i've ever seen a person. he thanked me like 5 times. then he started laughing like he was trippin or somethin, stumblin over n shit

as he was walkin away he kept lookin back w/ that huge smile and kept waving to me.

it was like i had just given him a thousand bucks or somethin. it was just a banana

when i got home i cried over how attached i am to physical things


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Re: Aww some sweet old lady offered to buy me candycane flavored chocolate lol [Re: psychodelia]
    #19329013 - 12/26/13 01:58 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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psychodelia said:
Shoulda showed her your balls



:penis:


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Re: Aww some sweet old lady offered to buy me candycane flavored chocolate lol [Re: Tmethyl]
    #19329051 - 12/26/13 02:07 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Tmethyl said:
You didn't tap that ass?
She clearly was into it.

One time I had no change to get my daughter something from a candy machine, and some dude just walked up and give me a quarter.




evey body knows if you give someone a quarter you are obligated to give them a handy j.


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Re: Aww some sweet old lady offered to buy me candycane flavored chocolate lol [Re: Envix]
    #19329120 - 12/26/13 02:24 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Envix said:
on christmas eve, i was in my car, in the parking lot of the asian market, peelin' a banana, an shit..

right as i'm about to munch into it (first meal of the day, starving hungry) a homeless bum walks up to me and asks me to roll the window down.

he says something along the lines of "hey man, i know it's close to christmas, and i really hate to ask, but do you think you could help me out a little, so i can get a bite to eat"

so i was just like lol sure and gave him the banana

his face lit up brighter than i had ever seen any face light up ever. that was truly the happiest i've ever seen a person. he thanked me like 5 times. then he started laughing like he was trippin or somethin, stumblin over n shit

as he was walkin away he kept lookin back w/ that huge smile and kept waving to me.

it was like i had just given him a thousand bucks or somethin. it was just a banana

when i got home i cried over how attached i am to physical things




Thats the best thing I've heard all day :sun:


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Re: Aww some sweet old lady offered to buy me candycane flavored chocolate lol [Re: Into The Woods]
    #19329126 - 12/26/13 02:25 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Also the saddest :omgz:


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Re: Aww some sweet old lady offered to buy me candycane flavored chocolate lol [Re: Into The Woods]
    #19329155 - 12/26/13 02:34 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Sheekle, you seem like a chiller an shit.


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Re: Aww some sweet old lady offered to buy me candycane flavored chocolate lol [Re: psychodelia]
    #19329235 - 12/26/13 03:00 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Into The Woods said:
Also the saddest :omgz:



Why's it sad?

Quote:

Tmethyl said:
You didn't dry smash her grandma box?
She clearly was into it.



Quote:

psychodelia said:
Shoulda dry smashed her grandma box



Wow.......


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Re: Aww some sweet old lady offered to buy me candycane flavored chocolate lol [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #19329259 - 12/26/13 03:06 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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sanchothestoner said:
Sheekle, you seem like a chiller an shit.



Yeaaa mann lifes a party :feelsjohngoodman:


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"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

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Edited by Sheekle (12/26/13 03:06 PM)


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Re: Aww some sweet old lady offered to buy me candycane flavored chocolate lol [Re: Envix]
    #19329273 - 12/26/13 03:09 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Envix said:
on christmas eve, i was in my car, in the parking lot of the asian market, peelin' a banana, an shit..

right as i'm about to munch into it (first meal of the day, starving hungry) a homeless bum walks up to me and asks me to roll the window down.

he says something along the lines of "hey man, i know it's close to christmas, and i really hate to ask, but do you think you could help me out a little, so i can get a bite to eat"

so i was just like lol sure and gave him the banana

his face lit up brighter than i had ever seen any face light up ever. that was truly the happiest i've ever seen a person. he thanked me like 5 times. then he started laughing like he was trippin or somethin, stumblin over n shit

as he was walkin away he kept lookin back w/ that huge smile and kept waving to me.

it was like i had just given him a thousand bucks or somethin. it was just a banana

when i got home i cried over how attached i am to physical things




He probably was just jerkin' your chain and seeing how far he could manipulate you as he probably just wanted $10 for crack and was all disappointed that you gave him a fuckin' banana instead of cold hard cash.  :wow:


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Re: Aww some sweet old lady offered to buy me candycane flavored chocolate lol [Re: Envix]
    #19329307 - 12/26/13 03:21 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Envix said:
on christmas eve, i was in my car, in the parking lot of the asian market, peelin' a banana, an shit..

right as i'm about to munch into it (first meal of the day, starving hungry) a homeless bum walks up to me and asks me to roll the window down.

he says something along the lines of "hey man, i know it's close to christmas, and i really hate to ask, but do you think you could help me out a little, so i can get a bite to eat"

so i was just like lol sure and gave him the banana

his face lit up brighter than i had ever seen any face light up ever. that was truly the happiest i've ever seen a person. he thanked me like 5 times. then he started laughing like he was trippin or somethin, stumblin over n shit

as he was walkin away he kept lookin back w/ that huge smile and kept waving to me.

it was like i had just given him a thousand bucks or somethin. it was just a banana

when i got home i cried over how attached i am to physical things



Hahahah thats hilarious


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"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
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"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

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Re: Aww some sweet old lady offered to buy me candycane flavored chocolate lol [Re: Sheekle]
    #19329468 - 12/26/13 04:11 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

+1 post count!

Care to offer anything more constructive than laughter?  I could have brought my six month old niece to this thread and I could have gotten just as good and insightful a giggle as you offered this thread, brah.  :shrug:


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Re: Aww some sweet old lady offered to buy me candycane flavored chocolate lol [Re: Sheekle]
    #19329484 - 12/26/13 04:14 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
Quote:

Into The Woods said:
Also the saddest :omgz:



Why's it sad?




Because all he had in the whole world was a banana from a stranger


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Re: Aww some sweet old lady offered to buy me candycane flavored chocolate lol [Re: deCypher]
    #19329487 - 12/26/13 04:15 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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deCypher said:
+1 post count!

Care to offer anything more constructive than laughter?  I could have brought my six month old niece to this thread and I could have gotten just as good and insightful a giggle as you offered this thread, brah.  :shrug:



What do you do when somebody laughs in real life? Do you say "hey shut up, nobody cares if you think something's funny, it retracts from the conversation" to them?

Do you truly and honestly believe that the intention behind me saying I thought that what he said was funny, was for the sake of upping my post count?


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

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Re: Aww some sweet old lady offered to buy me candycane flavored chocolate lol [Re: Into The Woods]
    #19329491 - 12/26/13 04:15 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

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Because all he had in the whole world was a banana from a stranger



Oh lol I thought you'd quoted my OP at first


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Re: Aww some sweet old lady offered to buy me candycane flavored chocolate lol [Re: Sheekle]
    #19329502 - 12/26/13 04:17 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

get her number???
could milk that shit for all its worth


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Re: Aww some sweet old lady offered to buy me candycane flavored chocolate lol [Re: Sheekle]
    #19329562 - 12/26/13 04:33 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
Quote:

deCypher said:
+1 post count!

Care to offer anything more constructive than laughter?  I could have brought my six month old niece to this thread and I could have gotten just as good and insightful a giggle as you offered this thread, brah.  :shrug:



What do you do when somebody laughs in real life? Do you say "hey shut up, nobody cares if you think something's funny, it retracts from the conversation" to them?

Do you truly and honestly believe that the intention behind me saying I thought that what he said was funny, was for the sake of upping my post count?




I find a lot of things funny on the Shroomery without finding the need to post.  :shrug:

Just sayin'.


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