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How can people possibly like cheese... 4
#19328074 - 12/26/13 09:23 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Yesterday we had a raclette for dinner. Look it up if you don't know what it is.
There's somethiong called raclette cheese. That thing is horrible and I had no clue.
My grandmother opened that cheese in the kitchen while I was in the living room. I didn't know. Then I walked in the kitchen.... holy shit...
It was a full preemptive war on my nose. It completely caught me off guard. Everything was normal and then BOOOM!!! Diaper full of baby diarrhea attack!!!!
I gagged, threw up in my mouth a little, had to go to the bathroom (anywhere else than the kitchen). Holy fuck!!! I had to put some Vick's under my nose to mask the smell otherwise I couldn't have gone to the kitchen at all.
How the fuck do people eat cheese that smell like that????
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: Patlal] 2
#19328083 - 12/26/13 09:27 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I thought you were dissing cheese in general, which as a vegetarian is literally the only thing I eat.
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: Patlal]
#19328085 - 12/26/13 09:27 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Very carefully
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: mpd] 4
#19328090 - 12/26/13 09:31 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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We have something in my country called pultost which transelates to fuckedcheese and you are complaining?
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: Icyus]
#19328099 - 12/26/13 09:36 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I pretty much only like cheese on pizza.
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: Icyus] 3
#19328101 - 12/26/13 09:36 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Icyus said: We have something in my country called pultost which transelates to fuckedcheese and you are complaining?
I wonder how that gets made...
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: Prisoner#1] 2
#19328115 - 12/26/13 09:41 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Icyus said: We have something in my country called pultost which transelates to fuckedcheese and you are complaining?
I wonder how that gets made... 
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: ilus]
#19328135 - 12/26/13 09:47 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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On wikipedia it sais it gets put in a grinder, to get small pieces.. naybe they did something else before..
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: Icyus] 3
#19328219 - 12/26/13 10:15 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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There is this particular cheese they eat somewhere....forget where... perhaps Italy...? Anyway, the thing that makes this cheese unique, is that they actually purposely allow a certain type of larvae to infect the cheese.
Basically maggot cheese. And this is how it's eaten.

I absolutely love cheese. Many kinds of cheese. Especially cheddar, havarti, mozzarella, swiss, provolone, muenster, and so on.
But certain types of cheese... some soft cheeses... Some aged cheese (especially the extra moldy stuff) and fucking maggot cheese are pretty big turn offs.
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: st1llnox]
#19328244 - 12/26/13 10:22 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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st1llnox said: I thought you were dissing cheese in general, which as a vegetarian is literally the only thing I eat.
that can't be good you for.
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: broken]
#19328261 - 12/26/13 10:29 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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cheddar is a serious staple of mine.
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Mmmmmm, cheese. I especially like the bold flavor of the ones like Bleu Cheese. Love eating that mold.
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: mpd]
#19328308 - 12/26/13 10:47 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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but it's wet moldy bread in the cheese! fuck that.
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: st1llnox] 5
#19328352 - 12/26/13 11:01 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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st1llnox said: I thought you were dissing cheese in general, which as a vegetarian is literally the only thing I eat.
That's hardly vegetarianism then, is it?
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#19328369 - 12/26/13 11:05 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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This thread is starting to turn me off cheese completely and I have a bunch of feta that needs eating. Mmm. Just found out that fried feta goes uniquely good with some hash browns.
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: Patlal]
#19328385 - 12/26/13 11:09 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I like cheese but that one doesn't sound very good
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: watermelon mon] 1
#19328396 - 12/26/13 11:14 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Blue cheese, maggot cheese, sour milk cheese... Are you all insane???
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: Patlal]
#19328424 - 12/26/13 11:21 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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stilton cheese FTW...its the only cheese tha gives you trippy ass dreams! http://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=92001
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: Mad_Larkin] 3
#19328438 - 12/26/13 11:24 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Mad_Larkin said:
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st1llnox said: I thought you were dissing cheese in general, which as a vegetarian is literally the only thing I eat.
That's hardly vegetarianism then, is it?
Are you sure you're not confusing vegetarianism and veganism?
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: Ojom]
#19328449 - 12/26/13 11:28 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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No, I'm saying cheese isn't a vegetable.
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#19328454 - 12/26/13 11:30 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I hate all cheese.
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: Ballerium]
#19328497 - 12/26/13 11:45 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I mean there's some good cheese out there you've just gotta look past the gross stuff
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: plektheplek]
#19328506 - 12/26/13 11:48 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I'm not one for dairy at all really. I don't even like cream cheese.
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: Ballerium] 1
#19328525 - 12/26/13 11:52 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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The only cheese I like are: Mozzarella, light cheddar, light swiss, light monterey jack, Occasional a tad bit of Brie because It doesn't taste or smell like anything.
As soon as a smell comes of the cheese I feel like throwing up and if it tastes somewhat strong, I also feel like throwing up. Cheese is an extremely repugnant food for me. Hell it's not even food in my head. It's just a piece of rotting milk product. Its a disease filled chunk of rot and mold. Plus I bet it fucks with the digestive system and gives off horrible gases. I also bet its fucks with your body's cholesterol and shit.
Horrible food.
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: Patlal]
#19328540 - 12/26/13 11:57 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Exactly. Cheese makes me gag. I think my aversion to it began when my mom shoved a Kraft single in my mouth as a kid because the dentist told her it would be good for my teeth.
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: Ballerium]
#19328551 - 12/26/13 12:02 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Ballerium i forgot how cool ur avatar is A+
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: Ballerium]
#19328554 - 12/26/13 12:03 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I don't like cheesecake
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: watermelon mon]
#19328568 - 12/26/13 12:07 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I like to eat so much extra sharp cheddar that my farts smell like seaweed.
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I think cheese is more for people who are more "worldly" and cultured. I think being able to appreciate strong cheeses, or any cheese really, is an art form. Something like that.
Then there's cheap plastic cheese like that shit from kraft, then there's good quality cheese.
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: occollegeboi]
#19328710 - 12/26/13 12:47 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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unless its on a pizza im really not a fan of cheese
nachos are legit too i guess
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: Patlal]
#19328781 - 12/26/13 12:59 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I enjoy a large platter of a range of fancy cheeses to go with a selection of fine red wines.
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: Into The Woods]
#19328866 - 12/26/13 01:24 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Set aside all the bullshit; I prefer the fuckedcheese..
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: Patlal]
#19328878 - 12/26/13 01:28 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Raclette sounds amazing! Now i have to try it
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: Patlal]
#19328982 - 12/26/13 01:50 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Patlal said: I had to put some Vick's under my nose to mask the smell otherwise I couldn't have gone to the kitchen at all.
holy crap. and i thought vicks was one of the worst smelling things in the world
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: watermelon mon]
#19329668 - 12/26/13 04:57 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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watermelon mon said: I don't like cheesecake
Cheese is awesome (for the most part). There are some I don't get down with, like Bleu cheese. And Human cheese, I want nothing to do with that.

Unless I didn't know what it was beforehand, then I might get coerced into trying it...
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: MrBlueYoMind]
#19329853 - 12/26/13 05:52 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Bleu cheese is an abomination. Fuck that shit tastes like I've got a pro football players nasty toes in my mouth.
Some cheeses I love though, like brie for dipping/spreading, swiss, sharp cheddar, pepper jack on sandwiches, feta on salads and Mediterranean dishes, etc.
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: MrBlueYoMind]
#19329856 - 12/26/13 05:53 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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shit i'll bet human cheese would be awesome cheddared, but she would have to be physically fit and eat a healthy diet. I tasted awesome breast milk once and it tasted like vanilla ice cream. I once had a dream where I was eating cheese make from the milk of a black tailed deer. it was good, similar to goat cheese.
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: schwarg]
#19329861 - 12/26/13 05:55 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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schwarg said: Bleu cheese is an abomination. Fuck that shit tastes like I've got a pro football players nasty toes in my mouth.
Some cheeses I love though, like brie for dipping/spreading, swiss, sharp cheddar, pepper jack on sandwiches, feta on salads and Mediterranean dishes, etc.
brie stinks like horribly strong cum, so that shit is down the toilet. I've noticed more girls like it and almost every man is strangely scared of the shit.
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: Prisoner#1]
#19329962 - 12/26/13 06:19 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Icyus said: We have something in my country called pultost which transelates to fuckedcheese and you are complaining?
I wonder how that gets made... 
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passifloracaerulea said: shit i'll bet human cheese would be awesome cheddared, but she would have to be physically fit and eat a healthy diet. I tasted awesome breast milk once and it tasted like vanilla ice cream. I once had a dream where I was eating cheese make from the milk of a black tailed deer. it was good, similar to goat cheese.
Breast milk cheese is one thing... but they make a cheese from HUMAN BELLYBUTTON BACTERIA
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: Patlal]
#19330000 - 12/26/13 06:28 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Patlal said: Blue cheese, maggot cheese, sour milk cheese... Are you all insane???
Right? I never really crave cheese at all. If i need some on a sammich or something i prefer swiss cuz its the most bland.
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: MrBlueYoMind]
#19330007 - 12/26/13 06:29 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I'll try any cheese once, unless it has live insects/larva in it, no thanks Casu marzu.
I love cheese, and stinkier the better.
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: 4runner] 2
#19330035 - 12/26/13 06:35 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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mozzarella
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Quote:
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schwarg said: Bleu cheese is an abomination. Fuck that shit tastes like I've got a pro football players nasty toes in my mouth.
Some cheeses I love though, like brie for dipping/spreading, swiss, sharp cheddar, pepper jack on sandwiches, feta on salads and Mediterranean dishes, etc.
brie stinks like horribly strong cum, so that shit is down the toilet. I've noticed more girls like it and almost every man is strangely scared of the shit.
Just gotta put it on the right stuff man, try it smeared on apple slices. Shits SO good.
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: schwarg]
#19330073 - 12/26/13 06:43 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Brie is almost as inoffensive as yellow American or mozzarella, which are almost tasteless.
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: zappaisgod]
#19330094 - 12/26/13 06:50 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Basically. Mozarella is probably the most boring cheese to make pizza with too.
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: schwarg]
#19330323 - 12/26/13 07:54 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I love ALL cheese you guys are crazy..even if I don't like the taste of a certain cheese,cheese is the shit in general.
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: Doctor Sponge]
#19330514 - 12/26/13 08:36 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I wonder if anyone has ever made dog or cat milk cheese.
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Sharp cheese with pretzels is amazing. The sharper, the better. Though one time I did have this cheese that was way too sharp. Cut me deep.
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: zappaisgod]
#19330614 - 12/26/13 09:02 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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i feel bad for you guys whos palates aren't sensitive enough to appreciate the subtle cheeziness of mozzarella. too many cigarettes ?
i hate strong tasting cheese, makes me feel like i'm diving head-first into a garbage can.
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: Patlal]
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I love cheese like cheddar, mozarella, provolone, american, colby-jack, etc...
But I hate any cheese that is stinky.
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: TrentBoyett]
#19330895 - 12/26/13 10:28 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Who talks like this? mpd said " I especially like the bold flavor of the ones like Bleu Cheese" Into The Woods said " I enjoy a large platter of a range of fancy cheeses to go with a selection of fine red wines." I didn't know there was a menu description dialect.
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: Patlal] 1
#19330991 - 12/26/13 10:50 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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How can people possibly NOT like cheese is what I want to know?
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: Shroomism]
#19331014 - 12/26/13 10:54 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: Patlal]
#19331056 - 12/26/13 11:02 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Love me some cheese.
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: abltsandwich]
#19331104 - 12/26/13 11:13 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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colby-jack cheese on wheat thins = WIN
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: MrBlueYoMind]
#19331107 - 12/26/13 11:15 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Thats like asking me why i like pussy its badass bra just as long as it smells good ill eat it.
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One of my favorite cheeses is probably manchego, I love it with some prosciutto and olive oil.
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: Crystal G] 7
#19331236 - 12/27/13 12:03 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Crystal G said: One of my favorite cheeses is probably manchego, I love it with some prosciutto and olive oil.
You surprise me, I thought it'd be smegma.
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: MrBlueYoMind] 1
#19331470 - 12/27/13 01:58 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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watermelon mon said: I don't like cheesecake
Yeah seriously, not liking cheesecake is a sin on par with child abuse imo. wuts even wrong with him
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: Dawks] 1
#19331920 - 12/27/13 06:49 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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cheesecake looks good to me could eat it just wouldn't thoroughly enjoy it and cheesecake cookies are good in my opinion but it's not the same
tried a strain called blueberry cheesecake had a good smell and taste to it in a joint
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: watermelon mon]
#19331930 - 12/27/13 06:54 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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passifloracaerulea said: cheddar is a serious staple of mine.
Medium/mature cheddar is tehh titz 
Also, pepper jack, lotsa different gouda cheeses, mozzarella, cream cheese(not the ones you spread on your bread, but the sorta-kinda edam-like.. the soft ones are good too, tho ).. ohhh man
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: Shroomism] 1
#19331940 - 12/27/13 07:01 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Shroomism said: How can people possibly NOT like cheese is what I want to know?
Exactly. They just don't get it.
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: Constantine]
#19331942 - 12/27/13 07:03 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Constantine said:
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Shroomism said: How can people possibly NOT like cheese is what I want to know?
Exactly. They just don't get it. 
You French people sure know where it's at 
Although I must say, fucking blue cheese. I fucking hate that shit. Truly, madly, deeply.
I guess there's no way to "kinda" like it, it's either yay or NAY
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: rulesq]
#19331945 - 12/27/13 07:05 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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yeah, I either love a cheese or want to vomit. there's no half ass love when it comes to cheese.
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: Shroomopotamus]
#19331948 - 12/27/13 07:06 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Spray cheese,lol...

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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: rulesq]
#19331953 - 12/27/13 07:10 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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rulesq said:
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Constantine said:
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Shroomism said: How can people possibly NOT like cheese is what I want to know?
Exactly. They just don't get it. 
You French people sure know where it's at 
Although I must admit, fucking blue cheese. I fucking hate that shit. Truly, madly, deeply.
I guess there's no way to "kinda" like it, it's either yay or NAY 
Yeah I can totally understand how some people find it gross I mean it is fucking disgusting when you think about it but damn it's good, just close your eyes and don't think about it.


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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: Constantine]
#19331965 - 12/27/13 07:18 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Trust me man, I've tried many times, I just don't like it.
Then again, I like Brie. Go figure
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: MrBlueYoMind]
#19332051 - 12/27/13 07:54 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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MrBlueYoMind said: colby-jack cheese on wheat thins = WIN
Wheat Thins, the only time I like fake cheese. I just wish that Easy Cheese wasn't so expensive, 5 bucks for a can , that's almost the price of 2 pounds of chedder.
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: rulesq]
#19332109 - 12/27/13 08:26 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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There's a reason they bought out 3 blend cheeses for pizza toppings
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: thilfee]
#19332118 - 12/27/13 08:30 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Once it starts to taste rotten and decayed Ill pass on it, carrion isn't something that appeals to me.
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#19332208 - 12/27/13 09:06 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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MMMM I've been craving mild cheddar cheese cubes with ranch for a week!
I love cheese. Nom
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: lunarpiscean]
#19332211 - 12/27/13 09:07 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Nom indeed
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: rulesq] 1
#19332240 - 12/27/13 09:20 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Folks, I'm here to break some hard news to you. These folks are addicted to cheese, and have moved on to the harder 'mould cheeses' because of their addictions.
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Casomorphins are peptides, i.e., protein fragments, derived from the digestion of milk protein casein. The distinguishing characteristic of casomorphins is that they have an opioid effect. The most important casomorphins from bovine milk are those released from the digestion of β-casein into β-casomorphins... β-casomorphins are found in cheeses made from bovine milk; their concentrations are higher in mould cheeses (e.g. Brie, Rokpol) than in semi-hard cheeses (e.g. Edam, Gouda and Kasztelan)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casomorphin
No one simply starts eating these so-called 'gross cheeses' straight away--just like most people don't begin with IV heroin--you ease into it through the milder options, and it's only over time that the pull of addiction and chase of that rush brings you to extremes that you once told yourself you would never go to.
And frankly, this entire thread is displaying a lack of sensitivity towards the issue that I don't really think belongs in the pub.
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: shivas.wisdom]
#19332287 - 12/27/13 09:34 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I didn't start eating blue cheese until about 20 years of age, and probably a bit older until I started to appreciate cottage cheese. Ever since then it's been a downward spiral.
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: 4runner]
#19332294 - 12/27/13 09:36 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Blue cheese is like Bromo-DFly(or anything from the DOx family) to me.
I've tried it. Gave it a chance. More than a few times. I still hate it
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: rulesq]
#19332360 - 12/27/13 09:59 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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As a proud Wisconsinite, I am disappointed in a lot of you right now
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: shLong]
#19332767 - 12/27/13 12:10 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I buy Wisconsin organic raw cheddar when it's available. good shit!
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: shLong]
#19348353 - 12/30/13 08:18 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Getting pretty fond of making grilled cheese with some smoked super sharp cheddar and adding a thin layer of apple slices to the sammich before cooking it. It's so fucking good.
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: st1llnox]
#19348589 - 12/30/13 09:02 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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st1llnox said: I thought you were dissing cheese in general, which as a vegetarian is literally the only thing I eat.
wtf dude you're a vegetarian? suddenly it all makes sense
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: morrowasted]
#19349628 - 12/31/13 01:56 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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st1llnox said: I thought you were dissing cheese in general, which as a vegetarian is literally the only thing I eat.
wtf dude you're a vegetarian? suddenly it all makes sense
How many times, he's not a vegetarian if he only eats cheese. You have to eat vegetables to be a vegetarian.
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#19349661 - 12/31/13 02:12 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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cheese is gross for the most part. especially when a girl smells like cheese...
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: thelanzii]
#19352051 - 12/31/13 05:41 PM (10 years, 30 days ago) |
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Re: How can people possibly like cheese... [Re: Patlal]
#19352085 - 12/31/13 05:50 PM (10 years, 30 days ago) |
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Patlal said: Yesterday we had a raclette for dinner. Look it up if you don't know what it is.
There's somethiong called raclette cheese. That thing is horrible and I had no clue.
My grandmother opened that cheese in the kitchen while I was in the living room. I didn't know. Then I walked in the kitchen.... holy shit...
It was a full preemptive war on my nose. It completely caught me off guard. Everything was normal and then BOOOM!!! Diaper full of baby diarrhea attack!!!!
I gagged, threw up in my mouth a little, had to go to the bathroom (anywhere else than the kitchen). Holy fuck!!! I had to put some Vick's under my nose to mask the smell otherwise I couldn't have gone to the kitchen at all.
How the fuck do people eat cheese that smell like that????
Raclette? I've not heard of this one before. I'll have to try it.
The stinkier it is, the more savory its flavor. The stink is only a stink until one actually eats it, at which point the eater's entire sensorium is propelled into deeper dimensions of cheesiness than he ever thought possible in his naive past life as a cheese-hating plebeian.
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