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OfflineKonichiwaffle
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Easy New Years Resolution
    #19327414 - 12/26/13 12:26 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I have just had an epiphany.  Since it's about 1:00 am after Christmas Day, I don't really have anyone to share this with so I will share it with whoever bother reads this.

Instead of doing the typical New Years Resolution of bettering ourselves in some way all of us know we wont follow come March, I have personally decided that my New Years Resolution will be to live each day as if it were your last.

But then I thought, well if I do this it'll probably double my chances of dying since I'm taking more risks.  So I don't really know what this entails, probably just drinking more than usual, or riding a motorcycle?  I guess my point in all of this was to embrace the fact that you're not important, and you will probably never be. 

I was pacing around in the kitchen when I saw a goddamn roach.  This fucking roach and his bullshit.  He was just being a roach, all roaching around, and roaching shit up.  Did it have a point?  At this moment, at this time?  Was there really any reason for that roach to exist for this universe?  Exactly. 

We're so focused on wondering what we should do with our lives, or how we should enjoy our lives because we think we're so entitled to something great.  But it doesn't exist.  There are no definitions in this universe, just words we call things. 

Don't get all philosophical with me.  You're not right, I'm not right.  Just don't go to the gym, you're wasting your money, and the fact that you are a slob is a psychological issue that will not be fixed by a treadmill.  So embrace it, how did you get to be a slob.  Slob it up each day like you've never slobbed before, see what you find out.  Now obviously, this in no way condones to rapists and murderers.  If you are a rapist, or a murderer reading this, you need to stop doing that. 

Anyway, there are probably holes in this, but I don't even...AND POST!


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Re: Easy New Years Resolution [Re: Konichiwaffle]
    #19327430 - 12/26/13 12:34 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

My New Year's resolutions are a lot simpler than yours.

Mine is: Practice more piano, start teaching music lessons again.

I don't need to give myself a resolution to start working out, since I already do that 6x a week anyway. And I'm still a slob.


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Re: Easy New Years Resolution [Re: Crystal G]
    #19327436 - 12/26/13 12:36 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I don't think you really got my point.  But that's okay, as I reread what I wrote, I don't even know what the hell. 

Anyway, best of luck.  Merry Christmas.


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Re: Easy New Years Resolution [Re: Konichiwaffle]
    #19327445 - 12/26/13 12:42 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

No, I think I got it. But I think New Year's resolutions are all about simply bettering yourself.


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Re: Easy New Years Resolution [Re: Crystal G]
    #19327460 - 12/26/13 12:46 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Into what?


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