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larry.fisherman
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She Likes How Thick It Is
#19324304 - 12/25/13 03:24 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Well it's almost Christmas morning, and Santa hasn't come since none of you fuckers went to bed. 
It's gonna be morning soon and I'll have to start cooking breakfast. Bacon, nice thick peameal bacon, fucking delicious. My girlfriend loves how thick it is. It's been a tradition to eat peameal bacon on Christmas for years. Eggs, toast, peameal bacon, some egg nog, maybe some fruit or something. Maybe a toasted sandwich with fresh tomatoes? Fuck yeah, Christmas breakfast.
Anyone else have a special Christmas breakfast?
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thread somewhat delivered
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larry.fisherman
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Re: She Likes How Thick It Is [Re: NWlight]
#19324315 - 12/25/13 03:31 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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The thickness is the best part.
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schwarg



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I was always told it was how you use it :\
but on another note, my parents do different breakfast every year.
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Re: She Likes How Thick It Is [Re: schwarg]
#19324329 - 12/25/13 03:42 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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You all have dirty minds. I knew this was about his meat. mmmm bacon. Don't forget the Christmas bowl. I always invite Mary Jane over for the holidays and well everyday, but yay FOOD!
Edited by magickspore (12/25/13 03:44 AM)
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larry.fisherman
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Re: She Likes How Thick It Is [Re: schwarg]
#19324332 - 12/25/13 03:45 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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schwarg said: I was always told it was how you use it :\
but on another note, my parents do different breakfast every year.
There's really only one way to use it, bro.
Christmas is all about tradition. And bacon, nice thick bacon. No Christmas breakfast? What the fuck? That's like not having second breakfast. Heresy, really.
I'm recommending to the Crown that you be stoned.
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larry.fisherman
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I'm dipping in to my special Christmas stash as we speak.
I saved a couple nugs of my harvest for Christmas.

but
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Quote:
XLCaps said: I'm recommending to the Crown that you be stoned.
Already done.
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Re: She Likes How Thick It Is [Re: schwarg]
#19324342 - 12/25/13 03:49 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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schwarg said:
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XLCaps said: I'm recommending to the Crown that you be stoned.
Already done. 
Mission Accomplished
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Lol hell yea. I'm burn one myself now that you got me thinking about it. Fuck man I know how ya feel I burnt through my last harvest (what was left of it anyway) way faster then I thought I would.
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ive got a small penis
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My mom usually makes this super super dank Finnish rice porridge. It's basically rice from the night before simmered with whole milk and butter. You then add brown sugar, cinnamon, or white sugar to add some flavor. It's really really good on a cold morning and if you have let over rice give it a to, it's really easy and delicious.
It's Christmas tradition to hide am almond in the porridge, mix it up, and whoever gets the almond wins a very nice price.
Finnish Porridge Recipe EASY
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Re: She Likes How Thick It Is [Re: Soulidarity]
#19324358 - 12/25/13 04:00 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Soulidarity said: ive got a small penis 
Just think, in China you're probably HUUUUUGEEE
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Re: She Likes How Thick It Is [Re: schwarg]
#19324363 - 12/25/13 04:02 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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schwarg said:
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Soulidarity said: ive got a small penis 
Just think, in China you're probably HUUUUUGEEE
Or India where you can find condoms your size, but hopefully you are bigger than the average Indian. They have smaller (real condoms) there than anywhere else in the world.....I wonder what is the cause of that.
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Re: She Likes How Thick It Is [Re: schwarg] 1
#19324364 - 12/25/13 04:02 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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i'm gonna go to japan and shit
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Re: She Likes How Thick It Is [Re: ChinChiller]
#19324365 - 12/25/13 04:03 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Errolscool said: My mom usually makes this super super dank Finnish rice porridge. It's basically rice from the night before simmered with whole milk and butter. You then add brown sugar, cinnamon, or white sugar to add some flavor. It's really really good on a cold morning and if you have let over rice give it a to, it's really easy and delicious.
It's Christmas tradition to hide am almond in the porridge, mix it up, and whoever gets the almond wins a very nice price.
Finnish Porridge Recipe EASY
Sounds good man I'll have to try that out some time
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I think we're gonna go out for dim sum
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Re: She Likes How Thick It Is [Re: ChinChiller]
#19324372 - 12/25/13 04:09 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Errolscool said:
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schwarg said:
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Soulidarity said: ive got a small penis 
Just think, in China you're probably HUUUUUGEEE
Or India where you can find condoms your size, but hopefully you are bigger than the average Indian. They have smaller (real condoms) there than anywhere else in the world.....I wonder what is the cause of that.
You can buy finger condoms anywhere. Or he could buy a box of latex gloves and cut the fingers off, he would have at least three condoms there.
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Apparently you can get like rubber sheets to protect against oral sti when going down on a chick as well
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Re: She Likes How Thick It Is [Re: Soulidarity]
#19324496 - 12/25/13 05:51 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Condoms and bacon?
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I learned some thing new today... what's Peameal bacon?
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larry.fisherman
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Bacon condoms
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Ya luv em ya lil prick tease
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nicechrisman said: I think we're gonna go out for dim sum
you sure know how to live man, happy birthday!
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Re: She Likes How Thick It Is [Re: Legend]
#21023838 - 12/25/14 06:09 AM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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Engage Christmas breakfast
Tell me what you're eating fgts
Merry fucking Christmas
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Lilith was busy doing Jew stuff with here family yesterday and I was busy doing stupid stuff with mine. Now I'm gonna drive down to Denver and wake her up so we can go grab some food, I'm thinking watercourse should be pretty tasty this morning.
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Re: She Likes How Thick It Is [Re: SARAtonin]
#21023994 - 12/25/14 08:22 AM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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3 eggs and a smoothie. Been sick 10 days now and decided to go mostly liquid diet and take the load off the digestive system. Pulled out the juicer yesterday and stocked up on fruit and veggies. Last nite was the first night I slept though in days without a coughing fit.
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Re: She Likes How Thick It Is [Re: TGS]
#21024304 - 12/25/14 10:57 AM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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I don't eat breakfast on Christmas because the in laws have dinner at 2PM.
I really don't care to go, tho. I think ill purposely let my dude sleep in so it's ok late to go when he gets up hahaha.
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I have two Christmas dinners to go to. About to head to the first one to eat at 2 and then eat my second one at 6 and then I was going out to see the interview but the reviews are shit so we might do something else. Who knows.
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