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Invisiblelarry.fisherman
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She Likes How Thick It Is
    #19324304 - 12/25/13 03:24 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Well it's almost Christmas morning, and Santa hasn't come since none of you fuckers went to bed. :crankeyclaus:

It's gonna be morning soon and I'll have to start cooking breakfast. Bacon, nice thick peameal bacon, fucking delicious. My girlfriend loves how thick it is. It's been a tradition to eat peameal bacon on Christmas for years. Eggs, toast, peameal bacon, some egg nog, maybe some fruit or something. Maybe a toasted sandwich with fresh tomatoes? Fuck yeah, Christmas breakfast.  :thumbup:

Anyone else have a special Christmas breakfast?


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Re: She Likes How Thick It Is [Re: larry.fisherman] * 2
    #19324311 - 12/25/13 03:28 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

thread somewhat delivered :pokerawe:


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Invisiblelarry.fisherman
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Re: She Likes How Thick It Is [Re: NWlight]
    #19324315 - 12/25/13 03:31 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

The thickness is the best part.


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Re: She Likes How Thick It Is [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #19324320 - 12/25/13 03:34 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I was always told it was how you use it :\

but on another note, my parents do different breakfast every year.


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Re: She Likes How Thick It Is [Re: schwarg]
    #19324329 - 12/25/13 03:42 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

You all have dirty minds. I knew this was about his meat. :rofl: mmmm bacon. Don't forget the Christmas bowl. I always invite Mary Jane over for the holidays and well everyday, but yay FOOD!


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Invisiblelarry.fisherman
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Re: She Likes How Thick It Is [Re: schwarg]
    #19324332 - 12/25/13 03:45 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

schwarg said:
I was always told it was how you use it :\

but on another note, my parents do different breakfast every year.



There's really only one way to use it, bro.

Christmas is all about tradition. And bacon, nice thick bacon. No Christmas breakfast? What the fuck? That's like not having second breakfast. Heresy, really.

I'm recommending to the Crown that you be stoned.


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Invisiblelarry.fisherman
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Re: She Likes How Thick It Is [Re: larry.fisherman] * 1
    #19324336 - 12/25/13 03:46 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I'm dipping in to my special Christmas stash as we speak.

I saved a couple nugs of my harvest for Christmas.
:feelssadman:

but

:feelshighman:


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Re: She Likes How Thick It Is [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #19324338 - 12/25/13 03:47 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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XLCaps said:
I'm recommending to the Crown that you be stoned.




Already done.  :blazed:


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Re: She Likes How Thick It Is [Re: schwarg]
    #19324342 - 12/25/13 03:49 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

schwarg said:
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XLCaps said:
I'm recommending to the Crown that you be stoned.




Already done.  :blazed:



Mission Accomplished

:sunspots:


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Re: She Likes How Thick It Is [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #19324344 - 12/25/13 03:51 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Lol hell yea. I'm burn one myself now that you got me thinking about it. Fuck man I know how ya feel I burnt through my last harvest (what was left of it anyway) way faster then I thought I would. :feelsbadman:


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Re: She Likes How Thick It Is [Re: larry.fisherman] * 4
    #19324351 - 12/25/13 03:56 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

ive got a small penis :feelsbatman:


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Re: She Likes How Thick It Is [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #19324355 - 12/25/13 03:58 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

My mom usually makes this super super dank Finnish rice porridge. It's basically rice from the night before simmered with whole milk and butter. You then add brown sugar, cinnamon, or white sugar to add some flavor.
It's really really good on a cold morning  and if you have let over rice give it a to, it's really easy and delicious.

It's Christmas tradition to hide am almond in the porridge, mix it up, and whoever gets the almond wins a very nice price.:yesnod:

Finnish Porridge Recipe EASY


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Re: She Likes How Thick It Is [Re: Soulidarity]
    #19324358 - 12/25/13 04:00 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Soulidarity said:
ive got a small penis :feelsbatman:




Just think, in China you're probably HUUUUUGEEE


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Re: She Likes How Thick It Is [Re: schwarg]
    #19324363 - 12/25/13 04:02 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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schwarg said:
Quote:

Soulidarity said:
ive got a small penis :feelsbatman:




Just think, in China you're probably HUUUUUGEEE



Or India where you can find condoms your size, but hopefully you are bigger than the average Indian. They have smaller (real condoms) there than anywhere else in the world.....I wonder what is the cause of that.


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Re: She Likes How Thick It Is [Re: schwarg] * 1
    #19324364 - 12/25/13 04:02 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

i'm gonna go to japan and shit



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Re: She Likes How Thick It Is [Re: ChinChiller]
    #19324365 - 12/25/13 04:03 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Errolscool said:
My mom usually makes this super super dank Finnish rice porridge. It's basically rice from the night before simmered with whole milk and butter. You then add brown sugar, cinnamon, or white sugar to add some flavor.
It's really really good on a cold morning  and if you have let over rice give it a to, it's really easy and delicious.

It's Christmas tradition to hide am almond in the porridge, mix it up, and whoever gets the almond wins a very nice price.:yesnod:

Finnish Porridge Recipe EASY



Sounds good man I'll have to try that out some time :thumbup:


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Re: She Likes How Thick It Is [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #19324366 - 12/25/13 04:04 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I think we're gonna go out for dim sum


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Re: She Likes How Thick It Is [Re: ChinChiller]
    #19324372 - 12/25/13 04:09 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Errolscool said:
Quote:

schwarg said:
Quote:

Soulidarity said:
ive got a small penis :feelsbatman:




Just think, in China you're probably HUUUUUGEEE



Or India where you can find condoms your size, but hopefully you are bigger than the average Indian. They have smaller (real condoms) there than anywhere else in the world.....I wonder what is the cause of that.



You can buy finger condoms anywhere. Or he could buy a box of latex gloves and cut the fingers off, he would have at least three condoms there.


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Re: She Likes How Thick It Is [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #19324383 - 12/25/13 04:20 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: She Likes How Thick It Is [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #19324484 - 12/25/13 05:41 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Apparently you can get like rubber sheets to protect against oral sti when going down on a chick as well


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