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HAIL SATAN * 9
    #19322453 - 12/24/13 06:20 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

ALL HAIL SATAN.

christmas is a pagan holiday and really just an affirmation of the influence of satan, our lord and savior!

gifts are red and so are balls you hang from trees, satan is also red


HAIL SATAN.

Shroomery, how do you give thanks to satan on this maginificent day of december?


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Re: HAIL SATAN [Re: 404] * 1
    #19322456 - 12/24/13 06:21 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: HAIL SATAN [Re: 404]
    #19322457 - 12/24/13 06:21 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

finally someone making sense


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Re: HAIL SATAN [Re: 404] * 1
    #19322467 - 12/24/13 06:25 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

ALL HAIL SATAN!



Presenting the Satan theme song


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Re: HAIL SATAN [Re: AntiEverything] * 1
    #19322475 - 12/24/13 06:28 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

What does paganism have to do with satan? Satan is a Christian concept, and paganism predates Christianity.

But, nonetheless, it is the time of year for woodland critters and blood orgies.



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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”


Edited by koods (12/24/13 06:29 PM)


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Re: HAIL SATAN [Re: Synthe] * 1
    #19322479 - 12/24/13 06:28 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

This thread gave me a much-needed cheer-up. Baby Jesus... bah!

I hope Krampus comes this year :justcantwait:


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Re: HAIL SATAN [Re: st1llnox]
    #19322497 - 12/24/13 06:32 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I'm on my phone, one of you should post the all hail satan metalocolypse clip from youtube


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Re: HAIL SATAN [Re: Sheekle]
    #19322498 - 12/24/13 06:33 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
I'm on my phone, one of you should post the all hail satan metalocolypse clip from youtube





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Re: HAIL SATAN [Re: Sheekle] * 2
    #19322501 - 12/24/13 06:33 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
I'm on my phone, one of you should post the all hail satan metalocolypse clip from youtube




Go to hell.


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Re: HAIL SATAN [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #19322502 - 12/24/13 06:33 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)






I like the agnostic church better. SAY MAYBE TO JESUS!!!


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Re: HAIL SATAN [Re: st1llnox]
    #19322509 - 12/24/13 06:35 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:girlofdisapproval:


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Re: HAIL SATAN [Re: st1llnox]
    #19322511 - 12/24/13 06:35 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

.


Edited by 404 (12/24/16 11:40 AM)


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Re: HAIL SATAN [Re: 404] * 1
    #19322516 - 12/24/13 06:36 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

SATAN = SANTA

:mindblown:


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Re: HAIL SATAN [Re: 404] * 1
    #19322520 - 12/24/13 06:37 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

You should bathe in the blood of what would otherwise be healthy infant elves instead. That'd appeal to Satan on a more personal level.


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Re: HAIL SATAN [Re: 404] * 1
    #19322526 - 12/24/13 06:40 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Ooooh a Satanist? So how is the 8th grade?


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Re: HAIL SATAN [Re: st1llnox]
    #19322531 - 12/24/13 06:42 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

st1llnox said:
I hope Krampus comes this year



lol


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Re: HAIL SATAN [Re: my3rdeye]
    #19322538 - 12/24/13 06:44 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

If you were to read the Book of Satan, it'd probably describe you as a Satanist too.


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Re: HAIL SATAN [Re: TopPmz]
    #19322550 - 12/24/13 06:47 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

satans chillin. I prefer my dark dieties more amorphous and cosmically horrifying

all hail Yog Sothoth


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Re: HAIL SATAN [Re: st1llnox]
    #19322556 - 12/24/13 06:49 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

st1llnox said:
This thread gave me a much-needed cheer-up. Baby Jesus... bah!

I hope Krampus comes this year :justcantwait:



You want cramps? huh?  Just job a couple miles without stretching after you have a big greasy meal. To each their own...  :totally:


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Re: HAIL SATAN [Re: Ellis Dee] * 2
    #19322566 - 12/24/13 06:52 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

HAIL SATAN SMOKE METH


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