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Re: UPS second day air my arse [Re: Dr.Dankhead]
#19324845 - 12/25/13 08:46 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Dam, i jacked your thread.. Sorry
Hey I didn't mean to be a dick I just thought it was funny we used basically the same thread titles 
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Dr.Dankhead said: Happy holidays y'all, may your Christmas be green with little red hairs, and smelly like a skunk;)
My holidays are green with white hairs
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Re: UPS second day air my arse [Re: FruitOfLife]
#19325115 - 12/25/13 10:37 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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FruitOfLife said: I love hearing people bitch and complain about shipping. I am a UPS driver so this shit really does amuse me. No one cares that us drivers start at 8am and get off sometimes at 10pm at night delivering your fucking amazon shit. Its Christmas eve and I had to work until 8:30 tonight. I'm not mad about that because its my job and all but it pisses me off when people bitch and complain because they were to unorganized to do their xmas shopping more than a week beforehand and it comes late.
Reasons your shit is late... 1. You were retarded and waited too long to order. Xmas is the same day every year. Try not waiting until the 20th to order shit?
2. You ordered it past the pick up time. So when you ordered it "friday" it was really Mondays ship date because you waited too long for it to ship out that same day. So 2 day shipping puts it there on Thursday pal.
3. Its winter, weather delays happen, deal with it.
4. You bitch too much so they figured you should wait to get your shit. I personally think this is the real reason.
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koods said: I got a secret for you. When you order something from these big stores and have it shipped, the shipping company actually does everything. They literally have massive warehouses at the airport hub containing the products you've ordered. They box them up and stick them on a plane.
This is 100% false, for UPS at least. We dont do shit but pick up and ship packages. We arent a shitty retail store packaging up shit. Places like Amazon might have hubs in the airport but all UPS doesnt pack up a thing
It is surprising you have no idea how the industry you work in operates. I also worked for UPS.
From the UPS website:
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The combination of more than 950 global Field Stocking Locations with our universal technology platform puts you closer to your customers and offers global order and inventory visibility. Centralize your inventory at one of our global Central Stocking Locations for replenishment of your field stocking locations and to efficiently meet next business day customer commitments.
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Dr.Dankhead
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Re: UPS second day air my arse [Re: FruitOfLife] 1
#19325785 - 12/25/13 02:30 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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FruitOfLife said: I love hearing people bitch and complain about shipping. I am a UPS driver so this shit really does amuse me. No one cares that us drivers start at 8am and get off sometimes at 10pm at night delivering your fucking amazon shit. Its Christmas eve and I had to work until 8:30 tonight. I'm not mad about that because its my job and all but it pisses me off when people bitch and complain because they were to unorganized to do their xmas shopping more than a week beforehand and it comes late.
Reasons your shit is late... 1. You were retarded and waited too long to order. Xmas is the same day every year. Try not waiting until the 20th to order shit?
2. You ordered it past the pick up time. So when you ordered it "friday" it was really Mondays ship date because you waited too long for it to ship out that same day. So 2 day shipping puts it there on Thursday pal.
3. Its winter, weather delays happen, deal with it.
4. You bitch too much so they figured you should wait to get your shit. I personally think this is the real reason.
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koods said: I got a secret for you. When you order something from these big stores and have it shipped, the shipping company actually does everything. They literally have massive warehouses at the airport hub containing the products you've ordered. They box them up and stick them on a plane.
This is 100% false, for UPS at least. We dont do shit but pick up and ship packages. We arent a shitty retail store packaging up shit. Places like Amazon might have hubs in the airport but all UPS doesnt pack up a thing
Chill out brown shorts, I'm not bitching, i just wanted to hear some crazy shitty shipping stories.
You don't need to go all postal n shit:)
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Re: UPS second day air my arse [Re: Dr.Dankhead]
#19325876 - 12/25/13 03:03 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Brown shorts lololol
When I worked for UPS, one of my stops was this place where this creepy old guy used to make daily comments about my sexy fingerless gloves and call me "brownie." Now, I'm older (probably way) than that creepy old guy was
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Re: UPS second day air my arse [Re: koods]
#19325880 - 12/25/13 03:05 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Its winter so I wear pants
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Re: UPS second day air my arse [Re: Dr.Dankhead]
#19325885 - 12/25/13 03:06 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Dr.Dankhead said:
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FruitOfLife said: I love hearing people bitch and complain about shipping. I am a UPS driver so this shit really does amuse me. No one cares that us drivers start at 8am and get off sometimes at 10pm at night delivering your fucking amazon shit. Its Christmas eve and I had to work until 8:30 tonight. I'm not mad about that because its my job and all but it pisses me off when people bitch and complain because they were to unorganized to do their xmas shopping more than a week beforehand and it comes late.
Reasons your shit is late... 1. You were retarded and waited too long to order. Xmas is the same day every year. Try not waiting until the 20th to order shit?
2. You ordered it past the pick up time. So when you ordered it "friday" it was really Mondays ship date because you waited too long for it to ship out that same day. So 2 day shipping puts it there on Thursday pal.
3. Its winter, weather delays happen, deal with it.
4. You bitch too much so they figured you should wait to get your shit. I personally think this is the real reason.
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koods said: I got a secret for you. When you order something from these big stores and have it shipped, the shipping company actually does everything. They literally have massive warehouses at the airport hub containing the products you've ordered. They box them up and stick them on a plane.
This is 100% false, for UPS at least. We dont do shit but pick up and ship packages. We arent a shitty retail store packaging up shit. Places like Amazon might have hubs in the airport but all UPS doesnt pack up a thing
Chill out brown shorts, I'm not bitching, i just wanted to hear some crazy shitty shipping stories.
You don't need to go all postal n shit:)
I never worked for UPS, but I worked with them everyday. We had a UPS driver steal one of our packages and have his friend try to sell in on ebay. The dumbass didn't realize we aren't a huge business and we made our own stuff so it was pretty easy to locate. Don't know what happened to the guy, but UPS and ebay did press charges. I've also seen packages get destroyed because of UPS workers not giving a shit.
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Re: UPS second day air my arse [Re: FruitOfLife]
#19325894 - 12/25/13 03:08 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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FruitOfLife said: Its winter so I wear pants 
At least he did't call you a brown shirt.
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Re: UPS second day air my arse [Re: fapjack]
#19325898 - 12/25/13 03:09 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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^^^ This type of shit will happen with every single company. Its a very small percentage of idiots that do this and they almost always get caught.
Back when I was loading the package cars I had a co worker steal an Ipad. I dont know how he could think it wouldnt go unnoticed but he gt fired the very next day
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Re: UPS second day air my arse [Re: koods]
#19326473 - 12/25/13 06:37 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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koods said: Brown shorts lololol
When I worked for UPS, one of my stops was this place where this creepy old guy used to make daily comments about my sexy fingerless gloves and call me "brownie." Now, I'm older (probably way) than that creepy old guy was 
Hey chrissssss
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Re: UPS second day air my arse [Re: Dr.Dankhead]
#19329145 - 12/26/13 02:31 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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My american eagle has landed;)
WOOO
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Re: UPS second day air my arse [Re: Dr.Dankhead]
#19329481 - 12/26/13 04:14 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Dr.Dankhead said: My american eagle has landed;)
WOOO
CNN was running a story today about how backed up UPS has been this year.
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Re: UPS second day air my arse [Re: koods]
#19329813 - 12/26/13 05:38 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Dr.Dankhead said: My american eagle has landed;)
WOOO
CNN was running a story today about how backed up UPS has been this year.
Yeah, I saw that.. I'm just glad it's here now.
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