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CHRISTMAS IS BULLSHIT * 5
    #19318706 - 12/23/13 09:56 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

fuck the system and fuck spending money 


im making my wife a little piggy wine rack
ill have it finished and all painted pink tomorrow

heres the front so far.. im going to make the bottles on the belly sit bottom in and the one on the face bottom out like a snout


anyone else not buying presents?


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Re: CHRISTMAS IS BULLSHIT [Re: friskie]
    #19318714 - 12/23/13 09:57 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: CHRISTMAS IS BULLSHIT [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #19318728 - 12/23/13 10:02 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

ill post a pic of it finished tomorrow.. nothing like waiting till the last minute


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Re: CHRISTMAS IS BULLSHIT [Re: friskie]
    #19318739 - 12/23/13 10:06 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I hit the weed man, the liquor store, and the dollar store today.  That covers about everyone I know.


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Re: CHRISTMAS IS BULLSHIT [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #19318743 - 12/23/13 10:07 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Friskie the Grinch.


Edited by Magicman69 (12/23/13 10:08 PM)


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Re: CHRISTMAS IS BULLSHIT [Re: friskie]
    #19318777 - 12/23/13 10:14 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Actually friskie that is kindof a cool gift. BUT I MUST ADD YOU SHALL NOT TAKE AWAY MY GRINCHDOM.:crankeyclaus:


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Re: CHRISTMAS IS BULLSHIT [Re: r00tuuu123] * 2
    #19318818 - 12/23/13 10:25 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I hate all this god damn shopping traffic. I didn't buy SHIT for anyone, but I did make my closest family/friends hemp bracelets with either a clear quartz piece on it or some kind of tumbled gemstone attached to it with wire.

Yah, fuck buying shit for christmas, fuck consumerism.


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Re: CHRISTMAS IS BULLSHIT [Re: r00tuuu123] * 3
    #19318842 - 12/23/13 10:32 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I told my wife today that I would no longer entertain illusions, and I told her that I no longer wanted for my daughter of 6, to entertain these illusions either. I explained that feeding her illusions at such a young age, will set her future up for more of these illusions-- illusions most of us take permanent residence in this day. I told her that it would be more meaningful for me, and her, to tell her that Christmas is just another day, and some people use this day as an excuse to be kinder than usual, and give each other things. But that this day need not be deemed special, you can do this every day. My rather rigid and traditional wife broke down, she thought that I meant harm, or to strip away a child's dream. But that was the opposite of my intentions.
Much to my bewilderment, I listened to my wife explaining to my daughter, not 2 hours later, that Santa was in fact, utter bullshit, and that these gifts come from us, and that this changes nothing. The absence of a fat red guy change nothing. My daughter seemed confused at first, but quickly understood. I am renaming this Christmas, we'll no longer take part. But we will perpetually celebrate.


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Re: CHRISTMAS IS BULLSHIT [Re: Tmethyl]
    #19318858 - 12/23/13 10:36 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Then don't celebrate it how hard is that? Almost feel like imagination isn't allow to be there in your family


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Re: CHRISTMAS IS BULLSHIT [Re: occollegeboi]
    #19318859 - 12/23/13 10:36 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I'm with you friskie. If there was no Christmas next year, I wouldn't shed a single fuckin tear.

I don't want any presents from anyone. I can buy myself better stuff than anyone will ever gift me.

GRINCH!

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moonrockmushy said:
I hit the weed man, the liquor store, and the dollar store today.  That covers about everyone I know.




I wish I was someone you knew. Those might be the best gifts one could possibly ever get.


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Re: CHRISTMAS IS BULLSHIT [Re: occollegeboi]
    #19318865 - 12/23/13 10:37 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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occollegeboi said:
I hate all this god damn shopping traffic. I didn't buy SHIT for anyone, but I did make my closest family/friends hemp bracelets with either a clear quartz piece on it or some kind of tumbled gemstone attached to it with wire.

Yah, fuck buying shit for christmas, fuck consumerism.


Dude that's weak "Hemp bracelets?" you might as well given them a picture from a coloring book that you stayed in the lines with. If you at least give cash they can buy groceries or pay bills.Hemp bracelet = ugly sweater that they won't wear. :nojustno:


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Re: CHRISTMAS IS BULLSHIT [Re: r00tuuu123] * 1
    #19318885 - 12/23/13 10:44 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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occollegeboi said:
I hate all this god damn shopping traffic. I didn't buy SHIT for anyone, but I did make my closest family/friends hemp bracelets with either a clear quartz piece on it or some kind of tumbled gemstone attached to it with wire.

Yah, fuck buying shit for christmas, fuck consumerism.


Dude that's weak "Hemp bracelets?" you might as well given them a picture from a coloring book that you stayed in the lines with. If you at least give cash they can buy groceries or pay bills.Hemp bracelet = ugly sweater that they won't wear. :nojustno:



Who are you??? The people I'm giving them to happen to LIKE hemp things!! I wouldn't just randomly give someone a fucking hemp bracelet if I didn't know they would wear it.


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Re: CHRISTMAS IS BULLSHIT [Re: occollegeboi]
    #19318943 - 12/23/13 11:00 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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r00tuuu123 said:
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occollegeboi said:
I hate all this god damn shopping traffic. I didn't buy SHIT for anyone, but I did make my closest family/friends hemp bracelets with either a clear quartz piece on it or some kind of tumbled gemstone attached to it with wire.

Yah, fuck buying shit for christmas, fuck consumerism.


Dude that's weak "Hemp bracelets?" you might as well given them a picture from a coloring book that you stayed in the lines with. If you at least give cash they can buy groceries or pay bills.Hemp bracelet = ugly sweater that they won't wear. :nojustno:



Who are you??? The people I'm giving them to happen to LIKE hemp things!! I wouldn't just randomly give someone a fucking hemp bracelet if I didn't know they would wear it.


Well if that don't work you could give them a lottery scratch off. :maximumtrolling:


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Re: CHRISTMAS IS BULLSHIT [Re: friskie]
    #19319020 - 12/23/13 11:17 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

You should teach me how to weld.


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Re: CHRISTMAS IS BULLSHIT [Re: friskie] * 1
    #19319097 - 12/23/13 11:36 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

What really irks me about xmas is the commercials on TV that make it seem normal to spend ludicrous amounts of money on presents. They make it seem like everyone else is doing it so you should too and almost make you feel guilty if you don't.


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Re: CHRISTMAS IS BULLSHIT [Re: A Day InThe Life] * 1
    #19319139 - 12/23/13 11:45 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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What really irks me about xmas is the commercials on TV that make it seem normal to spend ludicrous amounts of money on presents. They make it seem like everyone else is doing it so you should too and almost make you feel guilty if you don't.




Spot on dude.
I haven't been watching TV lately but last year I think it was, I seen a Lexus commercial about a husband giving his wife a brand new 40k model as a gift. Fuck outta here.

See I think some people can see past that bullshit and realize that that shit isn't real life.
Some though buy into it and literally go in debt to buy Christmas presents. I know a few relatives that fit in that second category.

All we can do is laugh.


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Re: CHRISTMAS IS BULLSHIT [Re: A Day InThe Life]
    #19319267 - 12/24/13 12:29 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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A Day InThe Life said:
What really irks me about xmas is the commercials on TV that make it seem normal to spend ludicrous amounts of money on presents. They make it seem like everyone else is doing it so you should too and almost make you feel guilty if you don't.



This is what advertizing is all about. The unsaid message, if you will.

Advertizing is all about making you feel like SHIT (they'll use things where it touches your emotions) and then you have to go out and buy it so that you feel less like SHIT. But then you have no money and you just feel like SHIT all over again.

Watch a movie clip on The Story of Stuff.
It explains it very well.


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Re: CHRISTMAS IS BULLSHIT [Re: occollegeboi] * 2
    #19319299 - 12/24/13 12:45 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I don't understand some of you guys. Okay, so you don't agree with the mass consumerism, neither do I, and so I don't let my christmas revolve around that shit. My cousins come in from outta town, we smoke, drink wine, shoot the shit, share some laughs. This is not something I can do everyday, Christmas for me is a time when family comes to visit, friends are back in town, and its just a good time seeing everyone and partaking in festivities. Plus, everyone puts up christmas lights, so I eat some mushrooms and walk around with my buds, mesmerized by the lights. You can make christmas into whatever you want as far as I'm concerned :shrug:


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Re: CHRISTMAS IS BULLSHIT [Re: OliverJames]
    #19319330 - 12/24/13 12:58 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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I don't understand some of you guys. Okay, so you don't agree with the mass consumerism, neither do I, and so I don't let my christmas revolve around that shit. My cousins come in from outta town, we smoke, drink wine, shoot the shit, share some laughs. This is not something I can do everyday, Christmas for me is a time when family comes to visit, friends are back in town, and its just a good time seeing everyone and partaking in festivities. Plus, everyone puts up christmas lights, so I eat some mushrooms and walk around with my buds, mesmerized by the lights. You can make christmas into whatever you want as far as I'm concerned :shrug:




That sounds like a good Christmas to me. We're all not that lucky though. My relatives are pretty lame in comparison.


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Re: CHRISTMAS IS BULLSHIT [Re: friskie]
    #19319376 - 12/24/13 01:18 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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friskie said:
fuck the system and fuck spending money 


im making my wife a little piggy wine rack
ill have it finished and all painted pink tomorrow






so it's not christmas that's bullshit, it's the spending spree


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